Lifting for this

I have a pretty attractive older neighbor.

Lived across the road from her for 10 years, never even spoken to her, shes probably 35-40 now. Shes Veeky Forums, also never seen anyone go to her place, no BF's or anything. She seems like a loner.

>tfw too scared to go and say hi because live next to each other and dont want to make shit awkward

>hey i notice no one ever comes. over here and tou only leave 2-3 times a day on average. do you want to fuck like in my animes? ill be your step son

I'm turning 30 soon. HHKV, im just too afraid to go say hi.

>tfw forever paralyzed in life due to low confidence
>tfw lifting for 5 years hasnt helped

>ywn be invited over for lemonade at your attractive milf neighbor's house
Y live?

She approached me one day with her dog as I was coming out of my house with my dog, then my dog barked at her dog and the smile on her face left. I said sorry and she just went off without saying a word.

>tfw my dog cucked me

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what is this from?

You're cucking yourself. Just go talk to her sometime

I'm afraid I'll haver to ask for a name or sauce

me, myself & irene

Me, Myself & Irene

You're lifting so you can be a woman?

That's an admirable goal.

Do you live under a rock? How have you not seen this kino?

I M P R E G N A T E

>tfw lifting for 5 years hasnt helped
Why do you think it would? Lifting doesn't cure autism.

I sawthis show where a young guy accidentally saw his friend's mom naked when her towel fell off, she was embarassed at first then asked to see him for fairness and they ended up having sex
Ring a bell for anyione? Can't for the life of me remember what it was

It's people like you who could use a tiny bit of phenibut in your life.

general boycott of (((media))), friend.

Still no sauce? Fuck you OP

The movie probably older than you based on how you post.

No sauce on this OP? Why would you do this?

She's just perfect. I'd deadlift a house for her.

That doesn't change anything normie