Which pill do you take Veeky Forums?

>chinlet
>manlet
>dyel
of course he got rejected lmao

Blue and yellow

Double blue. I wonder if I'll ever learn even after that.

Double green so I will never have to cut and can eat dirty af

Double blue. All the other pills (besides yellow but my dick good breh) are achievable through diet and lifting. Extra 3 inches would leave me at 6'3" aka my ideal height.

God damn that's difficult to watch

double yellow
the rest i don't really care about

Not sure if i want to take double blue just to really fuck with shorter people, 6'6" with chisled jaw masterrace

or double red and become a beast at 6'3"

Green. Ready to lose this fat.

Double yellow
The rest can be attained without pills (except blue) but having a bigger dick is more fun and im already 6'1'' and have a 7.5'' dick so dick gains would count more

double blue and steroids = giant

I don't want any of those.

Do you have a pill that'll take 6 inches off my 6'4" height, proportionately less overall weight, bodyfat percentage that's never more than 10%, maintain the same muscle mass everywhere on my body, and will let me recover completely in 24 hours or less from any sort of physical training or physical exertion? I'll take one of those if you do.
>cyclist on road racing team

>wanting to be a manlet
bizzaro Veeky Forums

inb4 he drugs and rapes you

I'd rather be wildly successful as a cyclist than keep hitting my head on things all the time like I have my entire life. My power-to-weight ratio would go way up if I was shorter and lighter with the same muscle mass and kept my bodyfat at 10% or less; I'd KoM on climbs all the time, and my sprint would go from so-so to unbeatable. I'd have a smaller cross-section to the wind, so my time-trial performance would go up, too. It'd be everything I've ever wanted for the last 8 years. Seriously, YOU can have the extra 6 inches of height; just give me what I want!

>Not picing double yellow

All who aren't manlets can with enough effort get most of the benefits of the other pills, but the double yellow makes you a literal sex god. That would give a bigger confidence boost than the other three combined.

>Seriously, YOU can have the extra 6 inches of height; just give me what I want!
Ill take 2 of those inches gladly, then id be 6'3'' and presumably happy
Not sure why you want to make dating harder for yourself user, cant you be a successful cyclist anyway?

I hate this image, it's just for fucking manlets. It's meant to weigh how much you value fitness/your time over fantasizing about height. As a 6'6 guy, I don't want any of these.

Yeah, I guess I would like more muscle mass or lower bodyfat for free, but without that pulsing allure of the blue pill you all seem to have, this game is really stupid. Like, just imagine taking away the blue pill and you could only choose from the other three. Who would make that thread?

double dose red

I'm comfortable with my height, I have no problem with cutting and what's the point of having a big dick if you can't get somebody to fuck you

>not picking double red
Why are you people even on Veeky Forums? Double green is even just a strictly inferior version of double red.

>red
Just take steroids if you're in a rush to get gains lol

>blue
5'9" and I have no problem getting girls as is, even slightly taller chicks

>yellow
Dick is big enough, double yellow would be insanely fun though

>green
Double green it is for me. I will be Zyzz mode for the rest of my life

You can just get really good at sex. Staying at 8% body fat forever requires perfect dieting, that's why I pick green

If I take double red I can still gain fat. Double green=forever shredded

Again if you want faster muscle/strength gains, just stop being pussy and take steroids

Double blue

Also you could literally jerk off for 8 hour straight sessions, shit would be so cash

Yellow + Green

I'll be a trap with balls the size of my fists

>not realizing that twice the muscle also means your TDEE goes through the fucking roof
You'll still be lean and able to eat dirty, only you'll be twice as big and strong.

>You'll still be lean and able to eat dirty
Not necessarily. Double red is the equivalent of permanently cruising on a low dose of test; you will still gain fat if your diet isn't perfect. Just google some pictures of a 12 week Test E cycle- that is what double red will be like.
Also the increase in TDEE doesn't matter. You think tall guys don't gain fat when they bulk?

I would rather never have to cut again, plus my face would be chiseled forever

I don't think you realize how much of an increase double muscle and strength gain is, it's much more equivalent to strongman doses of several grams of whateverthefuck than low dose of test. Sure, you can't eat whatever you want to, but you'd have to have no self control or be actively trying in order to get fat. Green is for pussies that just wanna be aesthetic but don't want to make an effort.

Gotta go for the god tier yellow green combo

>mfw basically being tall means that the green, yellow, and blue pills are useless.
>6'5"
>big dick because I'm tall
>low bodyfat because I'm tall

Yeah I'll double dose red pill, final answer Seinfeld

Any combination of blue and yellow. They are the only two that can change something that cannot be changed naturally.

Any other answers are wrong.

Albuterex

>red
>natty

Double Green.

>it's much more equivalent to strongman doses of several grams of whateverthefuck than low dose of test
Dude you are vastly underestimating simple anabolics like Test E.

500mg Test E/week is more than double what gains natties can make, and therefore superior to taking two red pills. You can make one year's worth of natty gains in 12 weeks.

If you wanna gain muscle/strength faster than two red pills, just do a beginner's cycle of steroids.
If you wanna remain at 8% body fat forever, you'd have to do cardio daily and/or have a perfect diet, OR take harsh compounds like tren and cutting agents.

>Green is for pussies that just wanna be aesthetic but don't want to make an effort
Every pill is a cheat code user, that's the point of this fantasy thread.

5'10 here, double blue, no doubt in my mind.

green & blue is only correct choice

>Dude you are vastly underestimating simple anabolics like Test E.
As a guy who is thinking of doing a first cycle of 250mg test e is this really true?
I have loads of experience in lifting and im currently pretty big (91kg big but pretty low bf) so hopefully a single cycle will push me to my limit and i can enjoy it

Double yellow for sure

Double dose of red would mean you could stack muscle upon muscle for the rest of your natural life. Imagine the possiblities, you could start fucking around bodybuilding competitions at the age of 70 and keep winning until they ban you for life at 80 for taking the mister olympia for a straight decade.

I know you think this is the disciplined answer but to me it just smacks of autism and manlet. I'm already 6'5" with a good dick so just give me double green and I can hit that chadpizza all god damn day!

That effect doesn't last. The benefit of roids at the top level (i.e. where the natty limit is mostly reached is much lower, and significantly so for the strength portion). Double gains of both would be equivalent with high multi-compound doses in the long term with none of the side effects other than those that are just a result of being large in general.

Green and red. Got good height and a good dick but I lost 150 lbs and have shit loose skin with aloy of stretchmarks. Already at 12% bf so idgaf about the 10%.
If I had normal skin I'd take double yellow. The possibilities with that are endless. Just think about it, just gaze to a girl and she orgasms. The money you could make and the how you'd be able yo manipulate bitches.

Red & green.
>7 inch dick
>6'4 tall
SUCK IT FAGGOTS

Double red, i'm a lanklet.

But if there was a hair gain pill i would definitely take that...

Gotta go with double green. What possible downside could there be?

Double red and green sounds the best to me.

>double red
If you're a spooky skellington

>double blue
Manlets and/or ugly

>double yellow
Already 6' and aesthetic but really want to impress the grills you bring home every night

>double green
You hate to cut

I think for a lot of people, double yellow is dumb. If you're not getting laid regularly already, it's pretty pointless. Unless you really really like showing off on Omegle.

There is, it is called Finasteride.

>wanting to be sub 10% body fat
>not already 6"1'

Only good options are more muscle mass and bigger dick

6 foot 1 with a 7 inch dick, lets go with red and green.

>Cure baldness but also hirsutism
Weird stuff man. But anyway, it only slows hair loss, my hairline is already badly fucked up. There is no magic pill that can make my hair regrow except the one called hair transplant.

But i already accepted my baldiness fate, it's ok.

Dumbest choice there is. single red and single green are the only pills with no permanent effect.

Why do I find this so hot

Obviously double blue. The increase in masculine features is actually more valuable than the 3 inches height. At 5'11 I'm happy with my height anyway. Gaining muscle and losing fat you don't need a pill for, and I'm quite happy with my 6.8in dick.

I never understood the fascination with dick size and how good you are at sex.

You could be a literal sex god with the perfect dick, but you still need to get a girl into bed in the first place.

double red

>you still need to get a girl into bed in the first place.
Well none of the other pills help with that either so...whats your point?

same brother, it sucks but it doesn't matter after a while

They all help except for the yellow one because she will only see your dick when she's already in bed with you anyways.

>double yellow

I sit in my room and jerk off for the rest of eternity.

Allegedly Finasteride (+Minoxidil?) regrows hair in one in three men.

Double green so I can eat sticks of butter in front of fatties and watch them cry about genetics.

Well no, not really
You can be 6'3'', muscular with low bf and a pretty face and still fail at getting laid
If there was a pill that made me irreststable to women id pick that honestly

Im happy with most of my features, im 6'1'', good looking, pretty big dick and low bf but dating is hard despite this
Getting a bigger dick would be fun for the ego boost alone so blue and yellow would be perfect for me (not that it would help in dating, mind you)

Red because gains are hard, yellow because my dicks fine but I'm insecure about it. T-thanks porn.

I'm just going to roll with double height because my dick's fine and the other 2 are easy to change

6'3" 9.25x6 inch dick. Moderately okay fuck I guess.
Fairly muscular I believe.
Would like to cut to ten-thirteen percent. But I can do that already.

Okay double muscle strength. I want to have inhuman strength and be cap america.

doubling your strength and keeping your gains until you die? double red pls

Double green. I love eating too much to drop below 15% bodyfat

double green desu then I can eat pic related without worrying just like CHAD does
(also reminder that CHAD was born with double doses of all 4 pills while you were born with one of one at best)

Two yellows. At the same time.

> You can just get really good at sex.
> tfw cervical penetration is one of your fetishes and you will never be able to experience it
FEELS SO FUCKING BAD MAN

also reminder that penetrating the fornices deeper than the cervix is insanely pleasuring for the woman as well and hitting the p-spot will give a woman an instant and extremely intense orgasm
just lol at not having a thundercock desu

Double blue
>tfw 5'6" manlet with 6.5" cock

this is like mom-science except no woman would believe it. So, dad science, I guess?

yellow yellow

only thing that makes sense

>biological fact
>hurr its not real science because I don't like it

Double green. Being strong enough isn't that hard. Being lean takes considerable effort.

Except that hitting that deep usually causes intense discomfort since it apparently feels like getting punched in the uterus.
As a large dicked man I know this pain. It's not all it's cracked up to be, since the wrong thrust can instantly kill the mood.

What if she's on top? Does it never go all the way in?

Sorry about your small dick and lack of game

yeah you need the right angle to actually get the fornices

Double green perma bulk

The Bogpill

Different positions do change the penetration depth immensely but are still different from woman to woman it would seem. While top position does seem to be one of the more pleasurable positions in my experience, the legs of the female partner tend to wear out after not much time.

Either green/green or green/yellow.

Why bother with red or blue?

>Double green.

Going to the gym is fun, keeping a strict diet is not. Not worried about height or penis length either.

>t. someone with a tiny dick
clearly you've never fucked a girl so deep she cried out in pain because you hit her cervix

it's really not that great. i've got a 7.5" dick and honestly wish it was smaller, though the looks on girls faces when my pants come off is always amazing

probably the wrong angle and it's rare for either fornix to be penetrated by penises (or sex toys) less than 8" long

>though the looks on girls faces when my pants come off is always amazing
>tfw