Unexpected consequences of getting Veeky Forums

>tfw emotionless robot

>medium sized shirts are too small
>large sized shirts are too big

I cannot wear anything without either being an attention whore for defining my arms/chest too much or being a sack of rice for wearing something too loose.

large isn't too big unless you're extremely dyel

jokes on you, I'm just a manlet

>boyfriends get insecure and protective when you are around
>women start grabbing your biceps and touching you """""accidentially"""""

Sane
Also people always ask me to help them move heavy stuff. I'm fine with that except 90% of the time it's older ladies (like 50+) and they creep me out with compliments on my arms and shoulders. Why didn't /fit warm me about this?

>this is my manlet life

>people always say they think I hate them, despite me really liking them

I need to work on my personality

Fuk, same*

People always point out the size of my arms and it can be annoying