Ok Veeky Forums its how do we unfuck a body like this? time gain.
So, hypothetically, by magic or whatever, you wake up with a body like like pic related. You still have your face, except with the bloat and beard and all that added.
You're now 6'5" and 360 pounds. You have a truck load of muscle under your fat, and are profoundly strong.
You ignore the drug part, but if you want to be thorough, here the starting point; You also have been taking 500mg testosterone and 400mg Deca weekly for years. Are also a slin user, but not yet dependent. GHRP-6 is also in play for appetite stimulation and GH effects.
Your lifts are 850 DL, 700 SQ, 500 BP, and 400 OHP, you also have profound dynamic strength and can lift huge as stone, pull truckes etc... you got the strength that comes with this body.
This body will take at least 8 hours combined training through the week to maintain as is, and 8,000 calories a day.
What do you do? Specifically, and in detail. Do you just keep going as is? Do you decide to start cutting? What would be the end goal? How would you go about it?
meant CAN ignore the drug component, but included it in case you want to discuss. If how one goes from drugging like a big strongfat to looking more aesthetic is interesting to you
Logan Anderson
don't talk about drug use if you have absolutely no idea about it.
>insulin without gh
brainless fucking idiot.
>360lbs >only 900mg of the most basic gear
Ian Parker
Fap to myself in the mirror for a week straight
Charles Turner
GHRP-6 is often combined with Slin.
Most GH "users" are using counterfeit placebo
Perma bulkers on Slin and GHRP-6 running just under a gram a week of basic roids can get stupid huge. Higher doses come into play when guys wish to get really lean while holding the muscle.
Aiden Robinson
Then what drugs do you think he's on? And then just use that as a starting point.
Jacob Rogers
just because you have poorfag retards using chinaGH instead of using lower doses of pfizer or something doesn't make using slin without it any less retarded.
Hudson Garcia
Define "unfuck."
What's the end game? Are we trying to go "aesthetic brah" mode? Because that's kind of gay.
I'd just want to cut down to like 275 and look like a beefier version of Dolph circa Rocky iv. And that can be done in like 8 months just through tinkering with diet. I'd throw in some moderate cardio once I got down to a weight where it wouldn't completely fuck my knees to powerwalk.
No need for fat burners.
Ethan Phillips
Seriously power walking would hurt the knees of a strongman?
I mean I could see an equal weight on somebody who's knee joints aren't as strong causing issues, but I would think that a strongman would be able to hold up an hour of walking cardio on a treadmill just fine.
Blake Taylor
Those are pretty rubbish lifts for someone as fat and as roided as he is
Brayden Garcia
Unfuck defined as "look good". Not all the way to ripped mode, or shredded, but say at least not look flabby and no more bloat in face.
Isaac Mitchell
That's pretty much my exact body but with bigger arms/better definition and I shave my shoulders/back. And don't have a neckbeard hipster beard.
Cameron Diaz
> this is my exact body > except for all these differences
William Powell
Well, he'd only be 310 at 6'5" if he dropped 50 pounds of fat&water
850 DL and 400 OHP are pretty good. Most strongmen don't focus on BP as much as OHP, and with the wingspan of a 6'5" guy pressing in general is going to be more works as the weight travels further.
Seriously though 400 is not a rubbish OHP. Not at all.
Back in the 1990's Bill Kazmaier set a World Record for the Log Press, and OHP event of 379 pounds which stood for many years.
The 400 pound barrier wasn't even crossed until 2002 by Svend Karlsen
Ayden Rodriguez
Are you retarded? the only difference is I've worked more on my arms and shaved, literally the whole body is unchanged.
Ryan Clark
Ok, assuming that is all legit, I would immediately drop the slin, and cut calories back to 4,000 a day, which should be easy. I'd also drop the GHRP-6.
I would switch the Deca out with EQ, or Masteron. Either way I'd add in a little bit of Mast.
I hour walking on treadmill daily.
I would keep training the basic strongman movements but I would reduce the weight to stuff I could handle for 8 reps or more. Focus would be to maintain muscle more than actually build new muscle.
Haircut, beard trip. Clipper to body hair.
Hopefully the skin tightens up with the fat loss. If not I'd get the excess belly skin removed.
At that point I would keep trying to lower the amounts of gear used until I find the right amount/combination to maintain the most possible and the lowest doses I could get away with.
I'd work on my game, dress decent, and I would travel to places with beaches and hot women. I'd get laid a lot. Seriously, Jacked at 6'5" with a decent face and if you got some game you will get plenty of pussy. That's assuming you got a good income a sense of style and can talk to women without spaghetti.
Logan Roberts
then its not exact is it you fuck
Adrian Morales
>Your lifts are 850 DL, 700 SQ, 500 BP, and 400 OHP >That's pretty much my exact body
somehow i think you're just a fat guy
Cameron Green
Fine, splitting hairs over the word exact vs. Similar.
He means he has a very SIMILAR body and composition.
Austin Murphy
Really? and at 6'5" and 360 pounds, what would his lifts have to be in order to not be rubbish?
Carter Clark
My lifts aren't the same, I didn't say my lifts are the same, why are so many people ITT unable to read
Ethan Wilson
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Cooper Cruz
Hence why I said "pretty much exact" because it's not exact it's "pretty much" exact, is english not your first language or something?
And if so why do you go out of your way to start shit based on your lack of reading comprehension? Just stay quiet and don't draw attention to your flaws you fucking idiot.
Juan Walker
> he thinks 'pretty much exact' is a correct term > he talks shit about other peoples english use
Cooper Campbell
I get yah Brah, you meant Similar. What are your stats and lifts?
Stop arguing on a point where you have no basis you absolute potato, sure I won't use the term in an academic or formal situation but anyone who has a half decent grasp of english understands what it means.
Samuel Gray
this body isn't that fucked at all, he looks like a good oly lifter honestly.
if he cut I bet he'd be very aesthetic, look at the bicep and forearm in left arm, big traps too, probably wide lats and good posture.
Brody Diaz
> someone pointed out a mistake on an anymous image board > let me get super buttblasted about it
not one of those linked examples contains the word "exact"
Josiah Moore
>not one of those linked examples contains the word "exact"
Do examples usually incorporate every single possible use of the phrase?
Literally how are this many people this stupid? It has to be b8 at this point so I'll stop responding, you baited me well guys.
Brayden Walker
you don't
You go out and fuck as many traps as possible since they all prefer bears
Blake Gutierrez
> I'm not stupid > everyone else is stupid
and because you love simpsons so much
Jeremiah Carter
an adult man is getting this upset people disagree with him on 4chin
W E W E E W E W W E W E E W E W
Elijah Taylor
Una vela papu
Christopher Wright
> 34 / 2 / 11
are you autistic
Ryan Bailey
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Jason Jackson
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Daniel Brooks
Keep the Test E and eat 2000 calories a day until I'm a sikkunt. Also do brosplit.
