Welcome to Subway, what can I get started for you?
Welcome to Subway, what can I get started for you?
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A career, here is my resume m'lady
4 SUBS C'MON!
Bag of sun chips and a bottle of water.
No, I wouldn't like to add a sandwich for the combo discount.
THOSE COOKIES REAL FUCKING GOOD GIVE ME 2 MORE FUCKING COOKIES
>12 inch whole wheat
>chicken breast and pepperjack, heated up
>tomato, lettuce, red onion
>ranch sauce
>normal bread
>ham and american
>lettuce, tomato, red onion
>honey mustard
Just be fucking cool, this here is a robbery, I'm going to take all your weak ass jalapenos and blow out my ass in 2 hours
Double chicken spinach salad, double chicken
>Sir the double chicken salad already comes with two chicken breasts
I know, I want double meat
>Uhh??
Look just charge me like you would if I ordered double meat on a sandwich
>But the double chicken already is double
I know. I need this. It's double twice, four chicken breasts total
>Ohhh.. ok...
Fucking morons. How am I supposed to get big unless I eat huge?
I'll get some water if you let me use the restroom. Not eating anything from this crappy fastfood
What was Jared's favorite?
only blacks use ranch
Okay, I'll have a 6" Subway Melt on wheat wi-
Yes, wheat. With tamatoes, cuc-
Cucumbers, bell pe-
Bell peppers, let-
LETTUCE. AND SOUTHWEST SAUCE.
YES, SOUTHWEST PLEASE.
A chopped salad. Olives, jalapenos, green peppers, guac, onions.
give me some of that delicious mystery meat chicken that's been sitting around all day to go on my sandwich that's about 80% bread
Can I get a bean burrito with nacho sauce
12 inch hearty italian
Ham and turkey/teriyaki chicken
cheese and toasted
Sweetcorn, lettuce, Peppers and maybe jalapenos
>sauce in the current year
>12 inch hearty italian
prove it
ummm....
uh... one second
...
..can I get...
wait, is the chiplotle chicken part of the low fat range?
Like your style
12" Italian herb and cheese
rotisserie chicken
bacon
swiss toasted
spinach
tomatoes
extra onions
cucumbers
ranch
Alternatively:
12" Italian herb and cheese
tuna
bacon
swiss
not toasted
spinach
extra onions
cucumbers
honey mustard
Yes, somehow honey mustard tuna swiss and bacon goes awesome together??
subway is actually utter, pathetic trash compared to almost every other sandwich chain. their sandwiches are cancerously bad. the only thing i like about them is the bread and even that sucks compared to a good chain.
its like how mcdonald sucks compared to a smaller burger chain, except its not because at least mcdonalds tastes pretty good subway does not taste good ive tried a lot of combinations there they just have absolute SHIET tier food and suck dick in general. itll be a cold day in hell the day i buy another sandwich there. ate there a lot as a kid and when i went to a real subway shop i never went back. fuck subway dont fucking support llocall subways please
nothing because i'm going to superior quiznos
>foot long Italian BMW
>swiss, toasted
>lettuce, tomatoes, spinach, red onion, black olive, banana peppers
>either vinegar or sweet onion
If it's the angry fat white woman, that's it. If it's the sweet Desi Indian womenlet semi-milf who always winks at me, I'll see if I can get some cheddar horseradish sun chips for free.
After reading that, I realize how much of a fat ass I am.
>Go to Subway
>Approach the counter
>Sandwich artist doesn't take my order, he's an artist
>Tells me I look like a whole wheat type of guy
>Try to say I just want to use the bathroom but he thinks I'm calling him a bad dude
>He starts crying
>Shit
>Throw $5 at him and run out
>Banned from art stores
>Fucking gamestop
my subway has an indian woman that flirts with me as well
don't fall for this harlot lads
she wants to feed you lots of indian food to make sure you shit yourself before reaching a toilet
Steak and cheese with bacon and onions and pepper jack cheese
literally fucking perfect
I don't get it
Subway is seriously more disgusting then McDonalds and Tim's. I have all 3 near where I work and almost never go there unless I have to IE the line at McDonalds is to long because it's the slowest in Canada.
meatballs with bacon and double meat, heavy on black olives and light on red onions on whole grain.
Indian food you say? I'm a half breed with fucking everything so I guess I might look like a young chubby Indian Chad to her. Either way, I'm gonna eat some fucking sun chips while I get some curry on my dick from mixing that fur diaper I'm sure she's sporting.
And I guess I'll be sitting myself... what has this place done to me?
Tims is easily the worst of the 3. Can't believe how popular it is
The veggie patties are pretty good, but I don't really go to Subway much because I don't want to have to interact with their awkward, clumsy, socially retarded deaf in one ear employees
Their sandwiches also aren't particularly filling either, I prefer Erbert & Gerberts or Jimmy Johns
Kek
Y'ALL GOT ANY EGGS?
I ONLY EAT EGGS NOW.
I used to work at Domino's in the french part of Canada, and so many french people would substitute the tomato sauce on the pizza for ranch dressing.
One please.
if i go, the only sandwich id get would be a cold cut on 9 grain/whole wheat
>olives
>tomato
>lettuce
>pickles
>oil/sub sauce
4 subs, 3 times a day. Tell me you won't get big.
>12 inch wheat
>turkey and provolone
>toasted
>lettuce
>onion
>oil and vinegar
>blue powerade
>sun chips
that'll be $34.86
>Footlong steak and cheese on honey oat
>double down on the cheese
>toasted, of course
>BBQ sauce, salt, pepper, lettuce, black olives, banana peppers
>one rainbow cookie too, please
>12" wheat
>chicken breast
>pepperjack
>lettuce
>onions
>olives
>jalapenos
>banana peppers
>chipotle sw sauce
footlong on italian herbs & spices
cheese, oven roasted chicken breast, toasted, lettuce tomato onion, bbq sauce
only way to order from Subway, shittones of protein, only 10 dollarydoos. cut the bbq sauce and the italian herbs & spices to wholegrain if you're on a cut.
subway is pretty excellent actually
>bread
>more bread
>mayonnaise
>more mayonnaise
>bacon
>more bacon
>cheese
>more cheese
>no vegetables
>more no vegetables
enjoy your diabeetuss Veeky Forums
6 inch turkey with Swiss cheese on 9 grain wheat, toasted, spinach, salt and pepper.
6inch meatball on whole wheat topped with shredded cheese, spinach, onion, hot peppers, and a bit of mayo.
>not eating at the superior chick-fil-a
>"Bologna and mayo on white. footlong, please"
>"dont use the light mayo"
shoOP AHH GOOD FUKKEN MORNING GIMME 4 COOKIES GOD DAMMIT.
THESE DON'T EVEN COUNT
Foot-long sweet onion chicken teriyaki on Italian herbs and cheese bread with american cheese. Lettuce, green peppers, banana peppers, salt and pepper, and sweet onion sauce.
I'm going to throw it in your toilet anyways so just make whatever is easiest. Thanks.
>instead of a 12" can I get a 12yr?
Kek
> 6" turkey and ham.
> no cheese
> spinach
> onion
> capsicum
> tomato.
> Light drizzle of sweet onion sauce
$5
Rotisserie style chicken w/ deluxe (a little xtra chicken) everything except olives a dash of oil and salt and pepper on wheat pls
12" honey oat
Meatball, any cheese
Toasted
Jalapenis, pickels, green peppers, lettuce, onion and mustard
Footlong Chicken Pizziola on whole grain, orange cheddar, yes toasted, spinach, a little more spinach than that please, avocado, tomato, a little bit of pepper and it's done. Oh, and a cup for water.
6 inch Italian
Seafood
Old English cheese
Lettuce
Olives.
That's it, no sauce, salt or pepper.
Yuk yuk
All the Quiznos in my city closed and got replaced by Subway.. Quiznos was so much better.
Spicy Italian on herb bread, toasted, with parmesan cheese, meatball sauce and a whole lot of spinach. It's some good shit
12" Tuna one white with olives, peppers, and onions.
also, could you throw 2 white macadamia nut cookies on?
a-and oil and vinegar? extra oil and vinegar?
... little more vinegar.
>Welcome to Subway, what can I get started for you?
Sorry didn't mean to enter the store.
>Seafood
Do they still serve that at Subways where you live? They discontinued it around here and I was pissed off enough that I didn't go back for like 2 years. Almost as bad was when a few Subways around here stopped carrying provolone.
Deluxe ham on wheat, lettuce, tomato, spinach, cucumbers, green peppers, one swipe of low fat mayo
Yeah, uhhh.. can I just wait until the skinny cashier is free?... I don't have faith in your portion control...
THIS IS HOW YOU EAT A BIG MAC NIGGA
12 inch italian
Double meat balls
Mozzeralla cheese
Olives
Banana peppers
Onions
Parmasean cheese
Oil salt/pepper
>french Canadians
>not niggers
QIDF spotted
i remember that one kek
I usually add ranch dressing to my meatball sub. It's the perfect complement to the marinara. Of course, I would never swap the ranch for the marinara altogether. That's just weird.
But french ARE niggers
t. French
yeah, they still do in Australia.
Even though I know it's not really crab/lobster it tastes really good and it's a lot cheaper.
He is saying the employee can't keep up with his order retard