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>fat gf made me eat two burger fuel burgers and kumura fries tonight for dinner
>total calories: 2700
>said if I didn't she wouldn't have sex with me
>didn't have sex with me anyway because she was too tired
>tfw too pussy to stand up to her

>being this much of a weak cunt
What part of New Zealand are you from?

t. Kiwi

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This is also a thread to discuss My 600 pound life.

Goddamn I loved that kid on the last episode - "SEE YA FATTY TWO SHOES!"

I told my sister I had lost 15 pounds since the last time I saw her. Her response was to start complaining about how unfair it was that guys can just do that. She apparently thinks its next to impossible for women to lose weight.

Fatty here, what is wrong with these? 670 calories isn't that much. When I worked in China I had two of these for lunch everyday for three years since 7/11 is cheap and easy for foreigners.

Where can I watch more of this show

It's easy to lose weight if you're fat as fuck. But beyond that...women have different issues that people don't talk or even care about.

>670 calories isn't that much

This is why your fat

The nutritional values are shit, and 670 calories is a lot.

Those calories seem wrong, there's no nutrition at all, that one snack is over a 3rd of what a healthy adult should eat.

The best place is Amazon's streaming service. It's about $30-$35 for every single episode from seasons 1-4. If you need it free, good luck - it's hard to find this in anything but shit tier quality unless you torrent (I stopped torrenting years ago)

Season 5 is currently playing on TLC. We have yet to see our Veeky Forums "Celebrity" yet

FATBOYGETDOWN

youtube.com/watch?v=KtVDcqMw-10

He will be on the show this season.

ackshually, the site I watch it from is projectwatchseries.com

Sometimes they stream like shit, but I have a chrome extension that let's me download embedded videos so I'll just download it first so I can watch it without streaming issues.

Christ is this bait?

SIX HUNDRED SEVENTY CALIORIDOOS is unbelievably high for a cinnamon bun. If you fucking ate two of these every single day for three years you ate

1,467,300 calories worth of shitty donuts. That's 489 pounds that your body created because of these.

nice. I seem to have a shit time with these sites.

>that video
holy shit

Jesus christ. I am so impressed he can move. He litterally looks like he is a monster from the thing and his skin is melting off.

I had a gf who used to play me like that
>user, do this with me and we can have sex tonight
>do it
>user, i'm really tired I promise we can have sex tomorrow
>don't have sex the next day
Thank god I'm out of that disaster

How the fuck can I access these episodes

Found this today. Check out her instagram.

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Looks like she intentionally compared herself to a poor photo where you can't even see half her face so she wouldn't have to accept that she was way prettier before. Sad.

Only going to say one thing:
Once you are out of that disaster (and you surely will, just a matter of time), you will sorely regret it wasn't earlier.

don't see the issue with these

being fit didnt make her happy, nothing wrong with that. not like she's promoting eating your way to a coma, just telling people to consider other ways to be happy.

What issues you talkin' about, user?

fatty, pls go

Who gives a fuck?

projectfreetv.us/internet/my-600-lb-life

judging by how many depressed people post no gf / self deprecating memes here i'd say being fit isn't the end-all to happiness that we've been told

Yeah it's much better to live in a fantasy land where fat is beautiful and healthy and be ignorantly happy. Good point mate

Preach it brother.

because those people are trying to fix something that is not cause of a problem

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Way to derail the thread you fat fuck

Being fit is a wonderful thing.

A healthy adult is an active, healthy adult with normal muscle mass. That active healthy adult needs more than 2000 calories.

physical fitness is only part of the equation famalam...getting swole won't help you grow a backbone or become an interesting human being, though it is a great way to start.
>there are mental/social gainz threads here too from time to time

that girl was fit once and it didn't make her happy, why try so hard to convince her that she's wrong for finding happiness in a way that you don't agree with? I hate fat people. that's why i'm here like you are, but at least she put in the effort and gave it a try

and it's not even like she's a typical 400lb hambeast that gets posted here. she's probably only 180lbs

Look up lyle mcdonalds talks on weight loss for women. It should still be on youtube.

>and it's not even like she's a typical 400lb hambeast that gets posted here. she's probably only 180lbs
>today

>i hate fat people
You obviously don't. Fuck off fat cunt

she wasn't fit though, you can tell she looks like shit. She probably did some unhealthy diet and lacked nutrients and had shitty skin and hair and no energy and then blamed "being skinny" for why she felt like shit.

>projectfreetv.us/internet/my-600-lb-life
thank you dog

Nah, 2000 kcal is about it. For office workers it's probably above maintenance

>1800cals/day

That's nothing dude, that's less than the outdated 2000 calories/day standard. My maintenance is double that.

Come be with me user. I'll give you pussy every night.

670 calories is more than I had for dinner.

If the basic math to weight loss is burning more calories than you consume, should I be burning my food before eating it?

That's called cooking

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>670 calories isn't that much
2 of those is more than half your recommended caloric intake for the day.
that's why you're fat.

Okay so I take a piece of salami

I put it in a pan and fry until crispy using no oil

I take another piece of salami out of the package

I eat both

Which one has more calories?

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>670 calories isn't that much

It's not that filling, it's nutritional value is minimal (Has some protein and iron, but in comparison a 4oz chicken breast is 130 calories and has 3 times as much protein), and 670 calories is A LOT for one food item. If you ever start counting calories, you'll see how quickly shit adds up. You eat one of these, have a hamburger, some fries, soda, bacon and eggs, etc. All of a sudden you're at 3,000 calories.

I'm pretty new to nutrition and dieting, but are sugary buns and shit like that really 93g of carbs?

I'm struggling to hit 180g a day since I swapped to non processed food and started following a meal plan.

If that's the case I never realised how much of a fat fuck I would be some days.

>My maintenance is double that

No it isn't.

the non fried one, because some of the fat melted out into the pan

So we've conclusively proven that fried foods are healthier for you

case closed

what a wreck of a relationship.

how can you stomach the sight of her? have you no self respect? just leave her. seriously. worst that can happen is that you stay with her so take steps to avoid that.

>calories = health
oh, user, you're better than this.

I started eating less and working out this month, and for the first time in years I don't have crippling anxiety on the weekends, and I feel less depressed in general. Maybe it's placebo, maybe it's the fact that I'm doing something positive in my life, but I feel like I'm doing okay now, where as a month ago I felt like human garbage.

If you're fat and proud, whatever. You're either content with being mediocre, or you'll be like me and get to the point where you either decide to better yourself or kill yourself.

your situation is by no means uncommon. in fact its the norm. doctors ain't lying when they recommend sleep and exercise.

what is the solution to obesity? natural selection won't work anymore because you know there will be horny desperate guys who will breed with anyone they can get.

come on dude we both know that Veeky Forums parrots nothing but calories in calories out bro

>said if I didn't she wouldn't have sex with me

dump her whale ass fuck that bitch

For weight loss, maybe.

right, so fried foods are healthier for fatties

I haven't slept with my fat gf for ages
If you're really Veeky Forums you can just fuck other girls.
Honestly I don't think your gf has your best interests at heart and you should just drop her.
I would but I don't actively hate my significant other enough to break up with her and send her home to her bumfuck country.

I'd still fuck her tbqh senpai

Frying itself tends to add fat/calories if you're using any sort of oil.

If you considered "Fried food" anything heated up in a pan without oil, then sure, that can be healthy. Salami itself is a very non-lean meat though, so it's pretty high in calories.

>average healthy adult

>on a cut to lose 1.1 lbs per week
>only allowed 1340 cals a day
>670 cals is LITERALLY half
No wonder you're fat.

>Fatty here
I think you answered your own question.

>being fit isn't the end-all to happiness that we've been told

WHO told you this?

they were lying to you by the way and anybody who tells you there IS an end-all to happiness is a lying cunt

lifting gives you confidence and makes you feel better about your body

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Is she trolling?

thanks doc

I think you're throwing the baby out with the bath water

>>fat gf
Gross, why would you have a fat gf?
>>said if I didn't she wouldn't have sex with me
lol I hope you're making this up this is the most pathetic shit I've read in a while

That's literally equal to drinking four cans of coke. But with 60g of fat mixed in . And you call it lunch. Nice.

>imagine if Hitler was just a fat guy who accidentaly rolled over 6 million jews
If they were trying to imply that is not funny it failed. I spat my milk and I can't find my sides anymore

That was amazing! I felt so bad for the kid. His mom was more like an annoying sister.

If you have cable, you can log into TLC's website and watch a few there. Sean's story is up right now and it's interesting, he got up to 1,003 lbs.

>1,003 lbs
How is that even possible. Is he on life support 24/7?

Stop being so reasonable, goddamnit

Imagine if that was your gf before and then 2 years later after she stopped giving a fuck.

I would be upset.

>weighing 2/3rds of a healthy adult cow

I think Hell is waking up as one of these people.

>implying you just can't accept reality and be your natural self.

You don't have to be Arnold. You don't have to be Jabba the hut. Just be honest with yourself. Listen to your body but don't do anything in extremes. It's how we're naturally built to live.