Be me

>be me
>take a shower with mom
>wow user you sure are big but you have "chicken legs."
Wat do?

>but I squat 3 plates

>take a shower with mom

What the fuck

Chat ur bate this next time.

>you'll get paid

>take a shower with my mom

>take a shower with mom

Fuck off with that incest shit I'm just asking if my legs are too small because my mom made that comment...

>take a shower with mom

>take a shower with mom

>take a shower with mom

...

>>take a shower with mom

>>take a shower with mom

>>take a shower with mom

>tfw to intelligent too miss the joke

OP here
Wow fucking Veeky Forums great job what happened to actual advice

If you could stop taking a shower with your mom that'd be great.

first of all I'm gonna need you to stop taking showers with your mother

>not taking showers with your mom
Is that an american thing? Like how your parents kick you out of the house when you turn 18?

I literally meant using the same shower

>with my mom

bro wtf

Some advice? Is it advice that you want?

Okay, here is some advice: Stop taking a shower with your mom!

Kys furry faggot

You can take a shower at your moms, but to get into the shower with your mom is a different thing altogether.

Fuck off damn

I so fucking hope this isn't bait.

I fucking hope this is bait

Well I'm into incest.

Incest greentext?

>Furry ever giving advice

>home gym masterrace

you have 10 seconds to name ONE (1) thing wrong with showering with my mom.

did it last night no complaints

No complaints here. I will shower with your mom.