I think I can fuck up a gorilla with my bare hands
I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything. Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
>Dodge his attacks You won't tho. >the smallest mistake he does That won't happen either, he's going to bite your head. A gorilla's anatomy is very different than a humans. Thicker bones, weird vascular system, short and stocky, and he has more test than you. Look at how thick his neck is, you could never knock him out short of conking him with a brick or somethinf. I mean I don't think it's impossible but the kind of person who posts on Veeky Forums wouldn't be able to do it. Your fighting training would be your only advantage and the gorilla kinda negates that by being more of a beast than you. Also Bruce Willis has the perfect masculine facial features. Wish he was my dad so I could have dem dere genetics.
Blake Roberts
>Strength training at gym for four years Gorillas have literally been strength training their whole lives. Those fuckers uproot trees for fun.
Look at those incisors, if you let it catch you once youre fucking done. They chew all day, it's like getting bit by a sabertooth. Plus as mentioned their test levels are through the roof and they can turn on hulk mode with no effort.
John Carter
Is this achievable natty?
Eli Scott
>being scared of a glorified monkey
ya'll niggas cowards
Adrian Perry
>females and adolescents
Robert Bailey
If you can lift 2000kg++ then you can try to fight one.
Jackson Russell
>implying I can't lift 2000kg Fuckin DYELS get off my board.
Anthony Davis
>fatass powerlifter who thinks he could smash McGregor because he can lift more detected
Adam Bell
>mountain gorilla >not western lowland
Brody Mitchell
A gorilla would make mincemeat of any man.
Henry Nelson
I tried to advice you against the idea but if you insist, I wish you luck bro. I hope I can see some pics of you vs a silverback gorilla very soon
Mason Rodriguez
Reem could probably take a gorilla. A small one, maybe.
Owen Torres
t. Mike Cernovich
Zachary Barnes
Fpbp
Ryder Jackson
You can take down a gorilla. But definitely not a full grown silverback gorilla
Colton Nelson
Hey OP said he could beat up a "gorilla". He never specified the sex or age of the gorilla.
Don't try to move the goal post.
Jose Reed
I could take that little bastard. I bet he doesn't even lift!
Chase Cox
You know what the fuck you're looking at? That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0 with a degree in Liberal Arts. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.
They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.
With my 6'4” and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it. I could kick the shit out of any of you.
Mason Miller
Now go fight a gorilla...
Jackson Howard
This guy has the head of a child. In fact he has the same face of a buddy I had in 5th grade.
Samuel Edwards
None of that stuff matters. An eye gouge Kick to the junk. Hitting the solar plexus I will. He won't be able to stand up to my technique.
I have strategy and tactics thr monkey doesn't have that!
Cooper Fisher
You know what the fuck you're looking at? That's right: an IFMA international Muay Thai champion, and two-time IKF in Kick boxing. I was undefeated in the Lumpinee with a record of 85-0 with a degree in Kathoey procuring. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Kyokushin Karate, and Silver gloves in Savate. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.
They're already calling me the next Cro cop.
With my 5'4 and 80 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer speed and amazing endurance normally associated with men competing in Ultra marathon, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you fat and slow faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground, trying to catch your breath before you fucking knew it. I could kick the shit out of any of you.
Hudson Carter
This. They have a stronger bite than a grizzly.
Robert Hill
I would subdue the gorilla by tricking it into fucking me until it gets tired and takes a nap.
Luke Perez
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Nicholas Parker
good luck. you'd get tossed around like a ragdoll and have your bones broken
I'd like to see that Op, I'd like to see you torn apart in a matter of seconds lol
Nathaniel Ward
That Silverback was just reminding the humies who is in charge.
Joseph Morales
Don't post African children on a thread about gorillas you fucking racist
Justin Brooks
The whole league vs 1 is a fair fight. Vs 20 is retarded
Benjamin Diaz
lmao I do aikido which works by redirecting my opponent's attacks the stronger the gorilla is the more easily I will beat him
Joseph Ward
he would probably lose to a baboon
Jordan Bailey
Makes sense...
Gabriel Cook
No shit. Monkeys are fucking strong. Plus they have those huge canine fangs.
This thread is funny. Most don't realize that humans are considerably weak for our size, especially when compared to other primates.
Most primates are densely muscled and have supreme upper body strength from all the climbing that they do.
Humans are built for walking. So our muscles are different.
IB4 some delusional power lifter who thinks that a ape can't rip him apart like paper.
Jeremiah Allen
>Humans are built for walking
So in order to beat the ape we must out power walk the ape?
Mason Brown
>she told me to WALK THIS APE
Nicholas Cook
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if every animal was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last animal standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse animals you little redditors and neets discuss and just chuckle to myself because if you ever putanything like that in front of me (as if you would dare) it would literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
Lincoln Martinez
You forget that there are humans who can squat 4-5 times their own bodyweight.
Jon jones who did powerlifting, got really strong would be good oponent to a gorilla.
Gorillas got no tactics other than charge and retarded spasms. Im not saying jon jones would win, but saying he would get rekt instantly is most likely not true
Aaron Hughes
>4-5 times their own bodyweight.
See...
Caleb King
The strongest human in the world doesn't compare to the strength of an average Silverback gorrila.
Chase Sullivan
Nigga, you CANNOT harm those beasts with your bare hands. Also there's no way someone could stop their assaults. Period.
William Perry
if you could get a good gouge in on the eyes
Anthony Thompson
Veeky Forums couldnt even kill an orangatun nevermind a babboon nevermind a chimp nevermind a fuckin gorilla. human brains can't utilize or activate the muscles the same way that monkeys and down syndromes can. humans muscles have many tiny weak strands that allow us to pluck a guitar or thread a needle we use a tiny percentage of our strength. apes muscles are made up of larger strands that can only activate 100% of full strength
>this delusional retarded faggot still thinks he can beat a gorilla after years posting this thread
Logan Parker
>while you were typing this a gorilla was fucking your waifu
Lincoln Fisher
>gorillas fight amongst eachother while the ufc fighters lie in wait
Dominic Sanders
They have more reach than you think, and are more than twice as strong as humans pound for pound. Brutal fast and can kill you with one punch to the chest.
Ethan Brown
more like punch a hole through your chest and squeeze your intestines through your ass
Jonathan Williams
That's a very cute gorilla. SO CUTE!
Carter Long
You losers dont have the WILL to defeat a solverback in single combat. Youre weak!
Thomas Lee
The original thread yesterday was about tigers.
Adam Long
They suffer worse when fighting each other. If you think animals don't go for the fuckin throat every time, you're dead wrong.
