>gym police just confiscated my protein gumbo
Gym police just confiscated my protein gumbo
Matthew Fisher
Connor Hall
>gym slavs shooting craps in the corner
>can't do my dynamic stretching
>tear my ACL starting up the treadmill
Robert Powell
Nice post
Henry Gomez
>it's penis inspection day at the gym
Ethan Turner
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Wyatt Torres
>no quarters to pay for a tummy tickle from the qt front desk girl
Adrian Sanders
>didn't get the last collectible figurine I needed in my tub of chalk.
John Smith
>Kicked out forcibly from the gym by security because I can only lift 25lbs. dumbbell.
Chase Morgan
>Bench press now takes dollars instead of quarters.
Xavier Adams
>New Years resolutioners squating in the dumbbell rack
Jack Carter
>not enough people have been progressing on their lifts so staff cut the AC and power
Jackson Cooper
>Trumps rule to chain all black people again caused our gym to turn in all the weighted chains
Ethan Brown
>gym instated a no singles policy
Carson Taylor
>gym owner's daughter needs help with multiplication
>she comes around asking everyone how many sets and reps they are doing
>me in squatrack.jpg
>Hey user, how many reps and set you doing today? ^_^
>5x5 t-thanks
>she says 25
>Gym owner looks proud at his daughter
>start first set of 5
>About to re-rack the bar
>Gym owner screams at me, YOU GOT 20 LEFT
>Confused I ask "why"?
>Daughter looks at me
>5x5 EQUALS 25
Andrew Sanchez
>manlet escapes from the manlet pit
Ethan White
>tfw I'm free
Hudson Allen
>failed penis inspection day
>again
Owen Young
>be lanklet
>come to gym on manlet appreciation day
>denied access
James Reyes
iktfb
Nolan Peterson
>be manlet
>come to gym on a normal day
>denied access
Wyatt Cox
>be manlet
>go to the club
>denied access
Joseph Murphy
>be lanklet
>go to new powerlifing gym
>you must be under 5'5 to enter
Xavier Long
Am I the only one that imagines the two normal sized dudes spitroasting the midget in the middle with their cocks touching inside of him everytime they thrust?
Jose Sanchez
>be 5,11
>escape manlet pit finally
>run as fast as i can to a machine where i can sit, so people wont notice im a manlet
>accidentally bump into a towering 6.0 dude
>he squats down, picks me up and throw me into the manlet pit again
Joshua Lewis
>bf% too low for a powerlifting licence
Ayden Reed
>gym gestapo revoked my anvil storage permit
GODDAMMIT!!!!!