Try to go to sleep

>Try to go to sleep
>Remember that one time in 9th grade where you admitted to tasting your own cum

no?

i eat mine all the time. is it bad for gains or something?

Never admitted it in person. I've done it many times though. I'd say at least 50.

okay seriously you guys.

i know people eat their snot but...do people eat their cum??

I don't want to try....

>rusing neo-Veeky Forums into eating their own cum

i literally can't imagine being vanilla enough to have never tried it

i eat a lot of fruit so mine tastes really good and partially sweet

Half back roll as you're about to cum, squirt on your face and let a squirt go in your mouth. It's pretty sexy

I wouldn't recommend this. If you're worrying about aiming your cock at your mouth, your orgasm won't be as enjoyable as normal.

Instead cum into your hand and, whilst you're still cumming, bring your hand up to your mouth and lick it up. Don't even think about it, just do it.

>whilst you're still cumming
why while and not after?

My level of arousal decreases very quickly after orgasm. Maybe you're different.

100% this

Ever notice when youre really horny you wanna push the limits but after you cum you realize what youre doing and feel degenerate? Well thats why.

I'm a "try everything once type of guy" and I literally can't imagine being gay enough to taste your own cum.

it would literally need to be another man's cum for it to be even remotely gay

>its another "how to cum in your own mouth" thread

classic Veeky Forums

This
Youre jacking off your own dick so why not taste your own cum.

>try to go to sleep
>gf next to me
>realize i'm in love with her best friend
>fall asleep and dream about fucking the friend
>wake up too depressed to address any of the problems in my life

I need to grow a pair and end this shit

It's just literally never appealed to me at all. Never even considered it. Like why. Why do I need to know what it tastes like.

You're in love with the idealised version of her best friend. Keep that in mind before doing anything rash.

Yeah so is building a time machine and going back in time to fuck your own ass isnt gay either, right user?

Seeing as im fucking myself from another moment in time and technically theres no other party involved its not remotely homosexual.

but... that's right

you probably think fingering your asshole is gay too

so you're gay from touching your own dick?

ever tasted your own booger out of sheer curiosity? it's the same thing.

>ever tasted your own booger out of sheer curiosity?
...no?

I'm starting to believe there is something legitimately wrong with you people mentally

get a load of this guy who's too good to eat his bogies

I bet you even like to kiss girls, faggot.

>ever tasted your own booger out of sheer curiosity?
No
I dont agree with the guys reason above, my reason was cause if you watch porn constantly like most 4channers you see women licking it up like crazy. Figured why not try it to see what all the hype is about.

so how is it

I know mine tastes like almost nothing. Barerly sweet jel or something. Most people say theirs is salty or nasty but mine wasnt like that at all. I dont even eat atlot of fruit either so not sure why mines good and other peoples taste bad. I dont smoke so maybe thats why.

>when u make it into a weird ass thread right as its starting to get really dank

be sure to screencap me if this gets too out of hand a few hunnid posts down

Everyones tried it and everyone knows this

Ever thought about why that slut started retching when you came in her mouth unexpectedly?

You try and then you know why.

I would totally do this

I'm the kinkiest person i know so fucking myself would be awesome

Why cant redd itors resist doing this, i seriously cant understand it.

This. So much this.

Ive jacked it many times to my gfs sister, but regularly remind myself if I was her sisters man I'd probably end up depressed and drinking again.

I was only after validation that its not remotely gay to fuck myself in the ass. Time to build that time machine see you all on the other side.

go taste your cum you fucking faggot and dw i wont judge

I've sucked my dick yet never tasted my cum. Only precum since it's unavoidable when you're sucking your own dick. Good times.

It depends on your diet, but it's generally salty. Like, if you imagine getting a runny nose when you're out in the cold for long and your nose starts leaking the clear snot that tastes salty? It's basically that, but with a more firm, jello-ish texture and consistency. It's not bad tasting per se, just the fact that it came out of your dick, you brain instantly associates it with waste and it's off putting to put in your mouth [spoiler]unless you're a freak[/spoiler]. Plus the fact that it's warm.

But all in all, piss tastes worse, and even that isn't too bad,

[spoiler]no homo[/spoiler]

>In this episode the reddi tor attempts to camouflage himself by hurling insults. He thinks this will make him fit in.

>it's a user pretends like he's never blown a load in his own mouth just to see what it tastes like episode
Cute.

>it's an user tries to convince you that tasting your own cum is something every guy has done in their life and it's perfectly normal to do episode

>trying to lie on anonymous board that you didn't

I would understand if you were in public surrounded by strangers, but you're on a fucking anonymous website, you smeghead. No reason to pretend like you haven't.

Listen here anons, just because posters in a mongolian puppetry imageboard managed to fool yourselves into doing it doesn't mean you need to be bitter about it.

Who says I'm bitter about it? Jizzing in my mouth is the best thing I ever did. You're just too closeted to admit to yourself that you always wanted to try.

>Jizzing in my mouth is the best thing I ever did.

What a perfect microcosm of Veeky Forums

If that helps you sleep at night bruh then so be it.

Yeah man, you being a closet homo is really keeping me up at night, kek.

I just eat my cum every time I fap, can't afford to lose those calories man.
WHATEVER IT TAKES C'MON

no wonder you are dyel
im going to gainstown

has anyone tried horse semen? there is bar nearby that serves shot of it but they are pretty expensive. is it good for gains?

>work wage cuck job
>shit post on Veeky Forums
>Go to bed and think about how she will never be coming back

Ugh this.

>have in buttplug
>wearing fiance's lingerie
>pounding my dick to tranny porn
>"Oh man after I cum I'm going to keep beating my own dick into a retarded and cum again using my previous cum as lube."
>cum
>immediately hop into shower to wash away the shame.

yeah this, except it's more boredom than shame for me. i just can't be bothered to wait for the refractory period to finish

>jerking off
>think how hot it would be to blow a load straight into my mouth
>getting closer
>idea seems more appealing by the second
>lay on back and raise but and legs in the air aiming straight at my mouth
>mfw as the first spurt hits my mouth