Post musclefus

I can hear the theme in my head

Goddamn hot redhead ruined herself with roids... cruel world

@jessmartin09

still cute

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virgin

>implying

I love muscle girls but I also get intimidated, a bit angry that they are bigger than my dyel self. It is such a conflicting emotion for me

Agreed

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Who is this urethra barista?

@laurenforshehulk

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Gracias, familia.

Out of curiosity, why do you guys like muscle chicks? What do you like about them and when did you find out? Not judging btw just asking. I like cute fitness girls so I can relate to a certain degree, but bulging biceps, pumpkin deltoids and joocy traps are a turnoff for me.

Would lick pits post workout/10

I'm gay, but don't want to be.

i think it has something to do with the amount of dedication they put into themselves

the average woman is just pathetic, never amounting to anything in their lives and completely devoid of anything resembling willpower or the drive to succeed

or maybe im just a confused faggot

yw

>Out of curiosity, why do you guys like muscle chicks?
I like all chicks. Skinny, thicc, muscly, it's all good.

that's really gay.

Then don't.

I think I have some sort of oedipus complex+my first sexual experience was getting molested by my teenage babysitter when I was 6

there is literally no explanation, they're just closet fags that don't have the balls to come out even though its 20 fucking 17

if you're a dude>nice
if you're a girl>shame

this

idk watching qt3.14s grow bigger makes my penis tingle

IT'S LIKE A BONER FOR YOUR MUSCLES

The only thing cute about her is her face. Otherwise she looks like a man

This

the ass gains dear christ

Too muscley (relative, I know) is not good for me, but to start, it shows commitment, which most women lack. Then the aspect of you know you'll be lifting with her, and watching women workout and sweat is a huge turn on for me. That muscle girls look like they can hold their own in bed is the icing on the cake.

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>on Veeky Forums
you're gay

>bulging biceps, pumpkin deltoids and joocy traps
that's my fetish

Women are weak.

k

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i would like to beat up any of these stupid cunts and rape them. women are weak

I'm a virgin because I don't like masculine women. Ok, then.

you on the right

>mom leave me alone! I'm sharpening my edge!

Never mind him user, I'm sure you've had sex with lots of guys, some people just use the 'virgin' meme as a weak go to.

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Buahhahaaww

Is there a market for buff prostitutes?
I want to hire one to hold me down and give me a rough snu snu

I want her dick.

are half of these women natty?
These spartan women honestly get me hard.
If women weren't supposed to get this Veeky Forums naturally, then they wouldn't be able to.
If you are disgusted by these women, you're a virgin

>are half of these women natty?
No

>Is there a market for buff prostitutes?
Yes.
t. paid $700 for two hours or muscle worship, wrasslin and a happy ending

>are half of these women natty?
Are you fucking literally retarded?

The only correct post here.

fuck you Charity is mine!

It's a dude, if it was a chick it would be an Electra complex.

get in line

not natty

and?

>Only $700 for 2 hrs
I figured it be more than that given how niche that market is

Who gives a shit?

Local girl. Next time I hope I can book a real beast like pic related, but it could be well over $350/h

Is that Denise Masino?

>you will never choke on Denise's monster clit

natty is mine

Just get a man from CL. It would be easier.

Why not just organise a pozz party while you're there?

>I'm still here
>I'm still posting in a thread I don't like
>still thinking my opinion matters

she has long hair how could it be a guy
A guys hair stops growing around shoulder length

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because i used to wrestle and play a lot as a kid and wrestling with a musclefu is the only societally acceptable way I can still do that at my age. i miss that.
except now its even better cuz I can wrestle her and kiss her and bite her and pin her down and fuck her and its fun to play around.

I just want someone to play with :/

>I just want someone to play with :/
tfw no play friend

I'll fuck anything.

So thick, spinner, muscle, amazon, black, latina, etc...

As long as they are 6+/10 I will put my unprotected penis inside their womb. It's just the way it is.

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This is the gayest thread i've seen on Veeky Forums ever. These """"girls""" are not girls, they are ftm trannies and if you like them you are latently homosexual.

Story?

welcome, newfriend!

Who's this qtp2t 3.14?

Someone's feeling emasculated, me thinks.

she's real cute.

would have high test babies

newfag pls go

Damn, I wanna lick her shoulders

Damn, something about a girl with muscular shoulders that just makes my dick hard

y'all homosexual

>20 fucking 17
>muh year argument!
It's 20 fuckin 17 m8, and yet you're so uneducated

t. jelly dyel beta

>mirin other dudes in cbt isn't gay
>mirin chicks is gay
gtfo faggot

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