>be on tinder >match with grill >boring answers, shit like ‘’ok’’ and ‘’cool’' >start messaging her ‘’how many legoes can you fit up your bum?’’ and ‘’I think I really love you’’ for a reaction >she replies ‘’you wouldn’t want everyone at (gym name) to think you’re a freak would you?’’ >she’s pretty fat so I call her bluff (logical tells me how could this fat girl actually go to the gym, let alone know anyone there) and antagonise her further >donaldtrumpWRONG.jpeg >starts reeling off the names of everyone in the gym who she knows >she’s actually good friends with most people in my gym, some of whom I interact with >has probably screenshotted and sent the convo to everyone
Time to change gyms Veeky Forums?
Camden Bailey
Sure is, ya dun guffed OP
Hell hath no fury like a fatty with a vengeance.
Alexander Lopez
Just go with it. Maybe some hotter girl will hear about it and the lego thing will be exactly what she's into. Sometimes the biggest mistakes lead to the greatest discoveries. You might end up finding love after all.
Michael Morales
Why do you care about some fatty's opinions and her haes friends? Tell them to fuck off and keep working out you beta.
Daniel Powell
The problem is that you right swiped a fatass.
Gabriel Nelson
>not right swiping everything every 12 hours
Jayden Ross
fuck her and her friends OP, if anyone asks tell the truth: she's a boring cunt and you were making fun of her
Carter Scott
She's fat, she has no rights when it comes to laughing at people.
Nolan Clark
"yeah, do that fatty" "bros, can't you see that i was messing with her? yeah, i would hang out with her, but she was being super fucking cold, so i decided to joke"
Grayson Garcia
post her pic here as insurance
Gabriel Ortiz
This See many guys saying shit like that on tinder just taking the piss I've even seen guys i know post screenshots of them doing it to Facebook just for the laughs Also its pretty obvious its a joke
Jaxson Ortiz
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Wyatt Hall
i do the same it's so fucking annoying when they swipe you and then they're boring as fuck why the fuck are you even here, whore?
Zachary Miller
Go on tinder, screenshot that picture, open Veeky Forums on your phone, and post it. What kind of extra chromosome tard takes a picture of a phone screen.
Joseph Morales
>doesn't even look fat
Blake Hughes
This
Samuel Hall
I'm not a complete fuckwit m8, my phone's bust and I can't screenshot on it
That's one of the more flattering ones
Logan Cooper
why did you match with a fatty in the first place.
Christian James
>ruining your elo
Nathan Butler
Then show a different one in a way we can actually see it. No one cares about your tard eyes.
Jaxon Martin
>looking at my eyes
what are you, gay?
Nathan Clark
Who cares? Fuck her, figuratively.
Mason Rivera
>this hog doesn't count as fat in burgerland lmao
Julian Young
>making jokes >not taking a decent fucking picture Kys
Ayden Wright
>literally asking a stranger on a cornflakes discussion and complaints board to take professional photos to appease your homosexual lust
Forget gay, you're a full blown fag.
Logan Reed
>calling someone gay on a Mongolian dick rating image board Do you not know where you are?