Walk over to free weight section

>walk over to free weight section
>detained because I'm traveling from Squatraq

at least you got a sick trump

I like it. Good job user.

This may may is funny because it is because trump is denying people from certain countries from coming to america and squatriq sounds like Iraq.

Well memed fitizen.

>gain day at the gym
>putting weights away after deadlift
>forget to dribble bumper plates
>gym ref blows whistle, calls me for traveling
>opponent gets to take a free rep
>he nails it

>detained
>not degained

You almost had it, son.

>reddit

low energy post. leave.

>can't handle the bantz
Pls go back to your safe space

>can't handle the banter
>>>/safespace/

kek not only did some shit skins get removed but so did my sides

And you can stay there you fucking t-rex

fucking kek

nice fucking samefag you dumb cunt. why don't you get the fuck off my board before I report you to the fucking MODS you stupid FUCK

Lol christ it's a fucking joke you newfags

Someone sound the lunk alarm! We got a roid rager here!

SALT
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>joke
>nobody laughs
>not even clever

right

"now that i'm new to this Veeky Forums thing, i should be as negative as possible so i can fit in with my le new brothers :-DD"

also >not even clever
? it was a pretty clever joke

>killing it on upper body day
>lie down on bench with a couple dumbbells
>tackled by security
>mfw I'm on the no-fly list

S H O O K
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am i supposed to believe this isnt bait?

underrated post

fook off to r/thedonald ye cunt

>go to squat rack
>star warming up
>see that the mirror is dirty
>FAGGOT BEFORE ME DIDNT WIPE IT DOWN REEEEEEEEEEEE

I left the gym so fast, goddamit inconsiderate people i swear

You realize I'm the one baiting you, right?

...

...

>invest 25% of gains in a portfolio of up and coming bodybuilders
>finally get my first dividend
>mfw capital gains tax

>finished my deads and trying to hit core
>there's an open spot in the turf area whatever you want to call it
>take one of the mats
>start doing Turkish get-ups
>get overthrown by the army
>mfw

I'm apolitical and not American but watching trumptards getting increasingly easily triggered is pretty fun

REEEEEEEEE SOMEONE ALREADY MADE THIS SHITTYY JOKE IN MU THREAD AND I GOT LESSS THEN TEN REPLIES JUST REEEEEEEEE
SAGESAGESAGE AREEEEEE

>Stride into Gym
>Falcon day care is shut

>getting triggered by a joke on Veeky Forums
_donald

>>>/9gag/

It's cool that was me. Since your thread failed I started a new one.

>want to do cardio
>The elliptical trainer is out of gas

Shoulda used a Roth IRonA

>pull ups
>I'm potty trained

>disgusting levels of core training later
>the time finally comes for me to attempt my first Dragon flag
>the gym catches fire and the cute reception girl is crushed by a mountain of gold coins

Managed to do 3 reps though which was a personal best

>forget to declare this year's gains as noob gains
>get taxed at the max rate
>become dyel

>dragon flag
>I'm not even welsh