What kinda shorts do Veeky Forums wear? I wear cargo shorts all the time

Chinos

Guide I wrote on summer fashion :)

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these

No one's got a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam

Nice meme guys

why even bother with the jacket if you're gonna wear fucking baggy ass jorts

90's thing.

Is this the current year?

I wear cargo shorts in public. What's wrong with that? What other shorts should I wear?

Superbad came out in the mid 2000s, though.

Flat, straight, no crease. Not tight but form fitting and ending right at or just above the knee.

The "never wear cargo shorts" is not a meme. You could get away with it in the early to mid 2000s but fashion and styles change.

Wearing cargo shorts objectively makes you unattractive. Get some fucking chinos, get some fucking 7"ers, throw out your fucking cargo shorts.

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Yeah..it's a 90's thing.

wait seriously? it's that bad. Literally the only shorts I own are cargo and basketball shorts

>Literally the only shorts I own are cargo and basketball shorts

WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?
I WEAR SHORT SHORTS

you are an child if you wear cargo shirts past the age of ~18

get chino shorts. if you wanna be stylish then get slim fit and knee length.
perferably in Navy or Tan/Khaki colors

I 100% agree with this

t. Veeky Forumsggot

You talkin shit on cargo shorts bruh

i personally wear these for maximum comfort at the gym

Who tf calls it "Arms day"? That snapchat attention whore triggers me

they would look so much better in slimmer better fitting pants, like chinos

> swining the weight
> momentum doing all the work

stupid slut do some slow and controlled movements

>He doesn't do arm day

I said "arms" with an s, not "arm"

>Arms day
Better sweetheart?

>tfw want to wear rugby shorts but insecure about small legs

Cargo shorts is why you don't have a gf.

Thank

Fuckin double trips checked

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LOL @ anyone not rocking Chubbies.

I can't imagine being that autistic

country club prep and southern proper also have good shorts

Outlier new ways >>>>

t. Mfa

This is the gayest shit I've ever seen
I would've be surprised if they were Swedish

Those are fucking Rhodesians mind you.

hahahha classic

>not dressing Chad-style

>Not recognizing Rhodesian soldiers with their top tier tactical shorts.

>wearing shorts
Lmao

I wear my cargo shorts to work because I work in a warehouse and need to carry around a bunch of shit all the time, fight me

That being said, the shorts I normally wear outside of work don't fit me anymore, what should I be looking for at the thrift store?

idk if you noticed but she isnt at the gym to work out shes there to take videos of her being a whore

There's nothing wrong with cargo shorts if they aren't baggy 1998 Abercrombie style you dorks

this actually looks really fucking stupid
this looks autistic

And you're a dumbass yuropoor I'll assume

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What colors for chinos?

I don't think you understand what swinging means since she's clearly not swinging

Implying you dont wear frayed jean shorts for enhanced mobility

>mfw people say to just wear chinos if you want to wear shorts

I would rather wear something that is both functional and good looking like cargo shorts rather than something that makes me look like a queer little schoolboy like fucking dress shorts. The hate against cargo shorts is the dumbest meme, how can you seriously dislike how aesthetically pleasing the pockets make them look and just give in to social pressure like that?

if you're fat cargo shorts are great because it helps to really sell that permavirgin basement dweller look

No argument just memes lmao.

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I don't know where to find shorts that are above the knee in the US. I found some that are a couple of inches above the knee from h&m.

chubbies, country club prep, southern proper

JNCO jeans are back

thank god

>tfw calflet

Chubbies are for freshman frat stars who think Sig Chi will give them a bid if they wear them to parties and classes

>not rushing alpha gamma
>making it
pick one

>this looks autistic
>this actually looks really fucking stupid
because you're poor

All colors

>cargo shorts

>>Veeky Forums

also

>wearing shorts past age 12
not gonna make it

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good gif my man

>>Veeky Forums is

beta dyels detected. nope not euro. enjoy the extra pocket space faggots - too bad the outfit doesnt include a sheath for your katana

/autismcore/

Look at the outfit in the middle. Seriously I would love to see your bitch ass wearing those gay af clothes. You would look like a fucking idiot

> Alack, I say! These overwrought plebians hathn't the faintest idea how a TRUE gentlesir (such as myself, tut tut!) out to dress himself! By jove, they probably own not even a fedora!

Wanna know how I know you're a newfag?

see:

I unironically like shorts like pic related. I've never found a men's pair for sale though, only women's. Should I cop women's short shorts?

What about camo cargos?

holy shit the middle outfit is fucking stupid.
shorts is the last thing you do to cool down before slippers. why the fuck does he have boots and 3 layers of clothes on but is still in shorts

lmao

Do you retards ever shut the fuck up

faggots

>alpha gamma

LOL

>Sigma Chi
>top tier
Step up your game.
All the girls know that Kappa Sig throws the best parties on campus.

>not wearing gyms to the basketball short

It's literally just

A FUCKING POCKET.

Why do people care so much?

Who else

>rugby shorts

here

>Better sweetheart?
no you literally said the thing he was triggered by you twat

manlet squad rollin deep.

Cargo shorts mostly
I have some heavy ones that I wear when I'm hauling shit for my live sound work, some nicer Levi's for general wear

Stubbies and home made high and tight jean cut offs. Bet you cunts are a bunch of pasty thigh leglets.

the comfiest shorts know to mankind