Welcome home from the gym, honey

>welcome home from the gym, honey
>why don't you put those big, strong muscles to use by rubbing Mommy's back?

>tfw got dad's jawlet and chinlet genetics

I HATE YOU MOM

shut up mom im trying to play dota

Mommy why is my peepee feeling funny again?

M-MOMMY?

you're....

not my mom. This isn't your home. Where's my mom?

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Shhhhh.... I'm your mommy now, honeybear

>tfw no mommy fetish but still benefit from all the girls hopping on the daddy bandwagon

Only your back? Why don't we make it a full body massage?

>what a thoughtful boy!
>why don't you start with mommy's feet?

STOP THIS
FEET REEEEEE

>starting with feet
Wow what a pleb. You start with the neck and work all the way down

Sure, mom. First I just need some massage oil... oh, looks like we're completely out of any kind of oil! But don't worry mom, as the good son I am, I'll lubricate your feet using my mouth since saliva has been proven in several studies to be an excellent lubrication for massage.

>what's wrong? You don't like mommy's feet?

MOM! MOM! I'M HAVING A SEIZURE AGAIN! HELP ME MOM! MOM!

>looking buff, bro
>help me set the table?

>Bandwagon
Yeah little buddy
It's a brand new craze created by our jew overlords.

>Sup bro, mom said we're gonna be sharing the bed for now on.

>do you think momma looks fat in this?

stop posting these threads they make me feel alone

user, you're getting so... big.

(especially this one)

>hey son I'm ordering pizza for dinner
>how much can you eat?

>Oh sweetie, would you like some milk with that cake?

2bh mom I'd rather fuck you than eat cake

something wrong with feet?

don't spreg out in front your mom

*then

I wish she'd do a Veeky Forums JOI, she did the /r9k/ one/

the /r9k/ one with the good boy points and the honey was hysterical. Plus I got a nut.

Well she takes request so maybe you should tell her to do it.

>Paying for porn
Nah senpai, I'll wait for someone else to do it.

>this kills the nofap

>Cookies will be ready in 20 minutes, sweetie!

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Bruh. Please.

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user you owe me days for my Nofap