>welcome home from the gym, honey
>why don't you put those big, strong muscles to use by rubbing Mommy's back?
Welcome home from the gym, honey
>tfw got dad's jawlet and chinlet genetics
I HATE YOU MOM
shut up mom im trying to play dota
Mommy why is my peepee feeling funny again?
M-MOMMY?
you're....
not my mom. This isn't your home. Where's my mom?
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Shhhhh.... I'm your mommy now, honeybear
>tfw no mommy fetish but still benefit from all the girls hopping on the daddy bandwagon
Only your back? Why don't we make it a full body massage?
>what a thoughtful boy!
>why don't you start with mommy's feet?
STOP THIS
FEET REEEEEE
>starting with feet
Wow what a pleb. You start with the neck and work all the way down
Sure, mom. First I just need some massage oil... oh, looks like we're completely out of any kind of oil! But don't worry mom, as the good son I am, I'll lubricate your feet using my mouth since saliva has been proven in several studies to be an excellent lubrication for massage.
>what's wrong? You don't like mommy's feet?
MOM! MOM! I'M HAVING A SEIZURE AGAIN! HELP ME MOM! MOM!
>looking buff, bro
>help me set the table?
>Bandwagon
Yeah little buddy
It's a brand new craze created by our jew overlords.
>Sup bro, mom said we're gonna be sharing the bed for now on.
>do you think momma looks fat in this?
stop posting these threads they make me feel alone
user, you're getting so... big.
(especially this one)
>hey son I'm ordering pizza for dinner
>how much can you eat?
>Oh sweetie, would you like some milk with that cake?
2bh mom I'd rather fuck you than eat cake
something wrong with feet?
don't spreg out in front your mom
*then
I wish she'd do a Veeky Forums JOI, she did the /r9k/ one/
the /r9k/ one with the good boy points and the honey was hysterical. Plus I got a nut.
Well she takes request so maybe you should tell her to do it.
>Paying for porn
Nah senpai, I'll wait for someone else to do it.
>this kills the nofap
>Cookies will be ready in 20 minutes, sweetie!
...
Bruh. Please.
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user you owe me days for my Nofap