What are your thoughts on coffee, fellow musclemen?

What are your thoughts on coffee, fellow musclemen?

I was literally just about to post a thread saying

>That first sip of the day

To mock all those monster threads because coffee is far superior

>antioxidants
>incredibly stimulant that has no definitive proof of being bad in any way

It's great m8. However,

>drink it black
>no added sugars/syrups
>no cream
>MAYBE milk if your boyfriend doesn't mind

>2016+1
>drinking the caffeinated jew

agree with you on milk/sugar/syrup, but why not cream? nuffin wrong with a lil fat

i like it, lot of effort to make a good cup though

Right I was just mainly referring to those coffee creamer things that are loaded with sugars and flavoring.

Plain cream is fine, just higher in calories.

Good appetite suppressant when drank sensibly
Good source of riboflavins

Plenty of minuses too though
The caffeine in coffee is chemically classified as a methylxanthine, and methylxanthines are chemical substances that can act as phosphodiesterase inhibitors (substances that shut down the activity of the phosphodiesterase enzyme), and when they do, they shift the body away from sugar as a source of fuel and toward fat as a fuel source instead.

Basically it's not a big deal but you're probably better off fixing your sleep and diet and not drinking it

isnt that good when cutting?

Tastes good.. usually drink it black, iced with that new sweetner. Usually chase with some sips and etizolam. Heart will prob explode soon but that;s the life I chose.

>Fat as a fuel source

I'll take 20

>ahh make a fresh pot
>pour the black coffee into cup
>mix in some baileys and whiskey

It's an effective laxative.

>tfw I get the shits after only a couple of sips

I enjoy it occasionally but it fucks with my anxiety.

acidic

>that huge morning shit after your coffee
Feels good man

I only drink 8 oz black with a tiny bit of cream to make it not bitter as fuck

Works great, tastes good, and you should have 0 problems as long as you drink in moderation and lack heart disease.

Also invest in a keureg and make coffee yourself

>invest in a keureg and make coffee yourself

umm

Never learnt to drink it, that said I drink 3-5 cups of tea a day.

Kaufi

>Also invest in a keureg and make coffee yourself

How is this a bad thing?

Fucking lol son

>keurig is shit
>dilute as fuck coffee
>"making it yourself"
>you mean putting a kcup in and pressing start?
>also, $0.50+ per kcup

What a fucking joke.

>get a stove-top espresso brewer
>or french press
>or worst-case a drop system

All of these are exorbitantly better than keurig and infinitely better than paying $2.00+/cup at a shop.

Use it sporadically when I need to be social

Coffee enemas are clearly superior

I meant just have it at home quick ez

Why do you guys sperg out over everything

Stay away from the saunas if you feel that way

ITT

fit displays how bluepilled they are on coffee

If you always choose the quick and easy path in life, user, you will NEVER make it.

Redpill us then, wise old sage

Love it. The essential liquid to get me through a day.

Because I have a fucking habit and making a cup at a time on a Keurig is not an efficient use of my time.

I stopped drinking it completely.

After a few days of caffeine withdraw i noticed:
-Deeper, better sleep
-No cold in the morning, i take a while to get started but it feels good and healthy

When i drink exceptionally drink a coffee now i cant get to sleep before 4 in the morning. In the worst cases i start stuttering, get the sweats etc.
The next day i feel like i have CNS or something, i have loss of periphery vision, clumsiness etc.

If you want to enjoy a tasty cup of black coffee get an aero press.
Only downside is that it only brews 1 cup at a time but it basically gurantess you wont burn the grounds. So long as you use the correct temp water at least.

Aeropress is a lot of work when you drink 36oz of coffee in the morning

>The next day i feel like i have CNS or something
CNS-Fatigue i meant, i imagine the symptoms like that

Cream should be balanced by using less than you would milk to get that delicious brown texture look

Oh cool, the first of many daily coffee threads

Fuck off faggot, stop posting this shit or just read the archive if you arent a spammer

>36oz of coffee in the morning
Jesus wtf dude
You realize youre an outlier, thats so fucking much.

>nuffin wrong with a lil fat
shit adds up quick.

some fat sack of shit was drinking 4 4x4s a day and eating less than 1400 calories or some shit, but he wasn't counting his 4x4s and still ended up 1000 cals over his shit.

cream is too calorie dense to waste on just ruining your black coffee

The only way I get dates.

I also have that much at night in BLACKED tea

Not if you're bulking, my man

>>not using Kahlua and really sealing in the alcoholism.

yeah, I'm pretty new to fixing up my bod so I haven't been on a bulk period yet, I'd imagine there are still better foods to eat than cream though.

>I'd imagine there are still better foods to eat than cream though
In that, you are completely right. But an extra 2-300 calories in your coffee is nice to help you along, and won't really be enough to have any ill effect on you.
Especially if you're eating 4000 calories a day

Might as well skip the coffee

>2-300
What's the ratio there? Surely a splash like a ⅛ of a mug won't do that.

Blind Russians > White Russians

Essential to my livelihood. Don't see how some people don't drink it.

>go to piss
>Smells like coffee

I'd give the best g. Showers

ITT: people with shitty sleep

a) you guys realize you can get the same focus and upbeat/happy feeling by fasting for 14-16 hours, right?

b) you guys realize people that drink coffee stay in REM for very short periods and don't recover as well as those that don't drink caffeine, right?

I love coffee. I drink it daily. It helps keep you regular. It also has a cleansing effect on your liver. But it does stain your teeth, which is the only drawback I can think of really. It is completely and utterly superior to any kind of energy drink.

*sips fedora*

Best coffee brand thread?

Sure

I'm addicted to these things and usually drink one per day. I know the sugar is terrible for me, but I fit it into my calories and macros, and nothing else has enough caffeine for me anymore without drinking like five cups' worth.

It's better than energy drinks or something at least.

Blech I can taste that sickly sweet flavor through my screen.

>putting coffee liqueur in coffee
Disgusting. Just make Irish coffee like the other user described. It's one ofor my favorite drinks.

White Russians are good for dessert or a night cap.

>Fill 32oz. HydroFlask
>Sip it all day
>Black

It is fantastic. Nice weather is coming soon so coffee and a cigar on the deck after a long day will be nice.

>a) you guys realize you can get the same focus and upbeat/happy feeling by fasting for 14-16 hours, right?

>Don't eat for 15 hours
>Drink a cup of coffee

Well gee user, your way sounds way better.

I drink a cup of coffee before I work out

faggots online tell me it's bad but have never offered a shred of evidence why

>1945 + 72
>anti-semitism
ishygddt

There's nothing like black coffee and cigarettes, man. So glad I quit smoking, but that combo is something special.

I drink coffee but I want to give up and only haven't due to faggotry. It harms sleep and is humiliating wagie fuel made to look fashionable.

So I hear, friend of mine switched to tea in order to quit smoking.

>coffee for when I'm actually sleep deprived and have to be productive
>green tea for any other day

I drink tea at home, coffee when I'm out. Limit it to 2-4 days a week and try not intake caffeine in consecutive days. The worst part about caffeine is building up a tolerance so I try to avoid that. Also fuck sodas and energy drinks, don't get your caffeine from that shit

you clearly missed the point here

God tier and the man's drink

just don't do more than 32 fl oz or 400 mg of caffeine a day

>Keureg

100% agree, but is this your first five seconds on Veeky Forums?

Love coffee, best drug delivery system ever.

>I'm leaning towards an ECA stack.
coffee is absolute shit tier for your teeth. It's also the only beverage i drink that isn't literally just water (im poor as fuck), so the dental benefits of brushing my teeth would last a lot of longer if i didn't chase it with coffee shortly after.

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