Tfw manlet

>tfw manlet

Why even live?

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Sure her daddy is proud.

>tfw meet all these criteria but shit tier face and no confidence

HOLD ME MY BROTHERS WE ARE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT ALL THESE YEARS AND STILL HAVEN'T MADE IT

>when this guy doesn't exist

Same

manlets make great traps!

Start you hormones and ready that boipucci you little dude.

>mouf

Do you think CHAD needs to be transcribed with proper spelling? LMAO.

Why don't manlets ever make eye contact? The funniest shit in the world to me.

People who make it stop coming here. That's the litmus test.

Girls also bitch that they will never be attractive enough for guys either. We're all insecure.

How do women like that even exist? What is trying to tell her 100k beta orbiters?

This world is so weird, it's like watching apes.

>inbe4 hurr durr tip fedora

>Veeky Forums literally lusts after whores that get gangbanged every weekend

I don't get it, why don't you all find a nice girl that'll help you with your gains? Instead of being number 467th on her fuck list.

I got a good tier face but im 6'1'', it doesnt matter friend
Girls are forever out of reach, they stack on the requirements until they cant no more

Tl:dr version
Girls might say "I want guy with X and Y" but then when you show up with both traits she will say after one or a few dates that "She isnt feeling it"

Women want all these things but look who they settle with in most cases, its not the guy who actually has all these traits

>nice girl

>nice
>girl

pick one

>why don't you all find a nice girl that'll help you with your gains?
Ive been trying to do that for two fucking years mate, girls who fit the criteria of decently attractrive and kind are rarely (if ever) single

>tfw 6'1, 6.5 inch dick, attractive enough face, somewhat fit and not confident enough to ask "what that mouf do?"
I wish I was joking

If the meme fits.

The worst part about people like you is you think you're above this. When really, you're shit posting here because this girl isn't talking about you, and your jealous. you want to be the guy she's talking about, but won't, so you protect your delicate little ego by pretending you don't want it.

>a nice girl

That's because that wouldn't work for even for chad mate.

That's unattractive as shit

I meet all her criteria at 6'4 and I'd delete that bitch in a second. In fact I've deleted lots of chicks that post trashy ass shit like that. Disgusting

>When he lick dat pussy good
Delete
>Why can't I find a man that fuck me right?
Delete

exactly...

set your standards lower, end up with a girl who will feed you oats in bed while wanking you off. A whore aint got time for that shit.

it's worked for me and I'm no where near chad; it was on tinder though so maybe the standards of conversation are different

im a girl and i would literally never date anyone under 6'2..i dont want a stupid little man next to me i want a big giant ...mmmmm my pussy drips tryping this

fug

He does, he's just gay

Delete

So much fucking projection.
Do you actually believe what you are diagnosing here or are you just trying to be annoying?

just kidding im a guy lol i just troleld you

You're already top chad if you can get matches with pretty girls on tinder

why are you spreading lies?
Im worried about trying tinder even though ive been approached IRL simply because of tards who say only top 0,1% get matches on tinder

Not that i know what makes guys attractive on tinder but stop bullshit plz

>a nice girl
no such thing fampai

>I'm a girl

breathe and calm down

>This amount of projection

>This absolutely shit tier analysis

This is what happens when you don't read Bourdieu lad

breh i'm a dicklet so i know the suffering first hand

I'm not Chad at all, not even Brad

It's not hard to match with pretty girls, just have a decent picture, and a bio that makes you an attractive choice (shit about having a good job and ambitions, something about being fit and healthy but nothing autistic or overly show-off)

just don't be ugly

this, retards need to stop lusting after whores and find a woman with good morals and loyalty.

one that doesnt stuff every orifice in her body with cocks every day

>6'2"
6'3"
>7 inch dick
9+ inch dick
>attractive face
FUCK!

I know that feel

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>8 inch dick
>still a manlet
hold me bros

I exist lmaoo Im right here

i'm not really tall but i'd trade some height for dick size i dont even care

how bad is your manlet affliction? 8 inch is slay size, doubt chicks will care if u get to bone them once

Actually not bad, makes your dick look bigger than it actually is

work on that deathgrip and go do porn your dong will look massive

>5'11 with 8in dick

guess ill never make it

This. They are so fucking autistic that they refuse to even acknowledged their existence

>tfw 5'7, almost 5'8"
>weigh under 100 because of chemo
>want to exercise but the weaker i become the more i realize it's gonna be harder than i thought
>can barely jog a few seconds without my legs lighting on fire
>cant lift some of the lightest shit like a fucking generic cushioned school chair
is there any hope for me finding happiness or am i just here to suffer

>5'10" with 4in dick

the only one saying you have a 'shit tier' face is your lack of confidence and pride in yourself

dude you have cancer, don't beat yourself up over lack of physical strength

They don't exist man. When I finally think I have found one, she proceeds to tell me she has a boyfriend after sucking my dick.
At least, this is the case in Japan - for all you weaboos, J-girls are bigger whores than Western women and if it matters I'm 6'3" 225lbs 12% BF with access to tren here.

everyone sees an ugly person when they look in a mirror, user

everyone notices their own flaws
>tfw people liked my smile but i still got braces at 19 to unfuck the two not straight teeth i had

5'7" guy here. There are many girls who wouldn't date me because of my height. But there are those that don't care. Guess I'll have to go after those. No biggie.

6', good face, 7inch.
Not fit yet

>5'7"
me too but i dont see why girls dont want you because of your height. I still have an inch or two on most girls where I live, they're all 5'5" to 5'3", it's weird.

Meh... All women want is a guy taller than them (in heels). Never heard of any chick ask for dick size. Thats a guy's mentality. And most women would be afraid to do anything with their mouth with anything that is 7 inches unless they enjoy gagging and throwing up.

But hey, believe in whatever meme you want. Its the new religion for kool kids.

Nah I agree with the guy you're replying to.

What on earth would make the girl in OP's pic think that that post is appropriate for a public forum? Does she have family on her social media? It's just gross and makes her look disgusting and uncouth.

>6'3", attractive face, rich, only 5.5" cock

is it possible for me to make it if I get the Veeky Forums part down or will being a dicklet hold me back?

>5.5 cock

youtube.com/watch?v=VQDwhAK95ds

you're pretty much already going to fuck them when they see your cock. If you can't keep a relationship going its not the size of your tool thats your problem and if you somehow don't understand this at this point in your life your self description should be 63 attractive face rich 5.5 inch dick incredibly stupid.

>tfw all that except 6'3

I'm 6'2.5 and 7 inches and fit. Can't say I fit the handsome criteria though. baka

Lol I legitimately tried to help a girl I met like this
>be at party
>promise new friends I would help their friend get home as she was in a bad place
>their friend didn't want to leave the party when it was finished, I stayed and danced with her
>she grinded on me and we made out, I said I'd take her home
>she alluded to being "abused while traveling in Europe, so I said I'd just make sure she got home safe
>when she realised I wasn't going to fuck her she went back to a party with only 5 drunk guys and a dj left

This actually happens mah dude, just because you haven't met a girl with low self-worth doesn't mean they don't exist. I wasn't justifying why she didn't want me while her tongue was down my throat, I actively chose not to contribute to her misery even though I knew someone else would. So you are indeed wrong Cpt. Projection

I'm not saying most, but a good number want tall men. Doesn't phase me tho.

how tall are they
I can't imagine the girls here wanting guys that are a foot fucking taller than them but I dunno, maybe I haven't met a shallow enough girl yet.

I'm sure you're mom is proud of her virgin wizard son

Cause it reminds them of their height every time they have to look up at someone

Its a technique for suicide prevention

What? Regular height girls are usually pretty cool with shorter dudes. It's short girls who need a 7'8" bull minimum.

This will sound weird, but girls love a story, especially if its told in a way that isn't needy or depressing.

Work on the story of your fight with cancer, and tell it in a way that would fulfill and inspire you if you were listening. It will probably actually do those things to you the more often you tell it, and it will create vulnerability that opens up connection.

It will also likely get you laid

It gave me really bad tooth, tongue, and general mouth aches on top of closing up my throat a little. Will the truth do?

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>tfw taintlet

Why even live?

>ywn have a lanklet gf

That truth will help bail you out of a potentially bad kiss, or an excuse if you run out of things to say.

C'mon bruv be resourceful, turn these perceived shortcomings into tools

>6'0
>5 inch.
damn.

Spelled Tyrone wrong.

Having cancer is literally a free pass for being physically weak. Once you beat that shit, getting yoked will be easy for you, guaranteed. And you'll have mental fortitude out the ass.

>Tfw wizard who got a shit ton of scholarships to go study computer engineering
>Sister is a Stacy who took easy classes and skipped out on homework to hang out with failed normie friends
>Mummy always tells at her and asks her why she can't get scholarships like me
I am a cardio fag anyways so I'm always too tired to care about my dick. Mummy loves me, daddy says I'm mean.

Lad, memes aside, who honestly cares if you are weak? You have cancer! Focus on beating that shit, worry about gains later.

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5'10
6x6

LOL denial

>be 6'3"
>god tier face
>big penis
girls love me, till they talk to me
so i never talk to them
in this way i will be loved

I'm about to unlock telekinesis irl, jokes on you

182cm height
16cm penis
78kg weight
6.5/10 looks
Am I fucked?

>attractive face

>tfw exposing myself to cold, hard isolation to distract myself from being an ugly faced 5'7 manlet that only vaguely looks like he lifts

is this vegeta mode?

>7 inch dick
>tfw 7x5
May as well just shove a pencil in there

mfw some neckbeard is sitting at his computer typing this to trigger other neckbeards.

>pretty face

>7 inch dick

>5'9"

:(

No, because he at least found himself having a wife and kids

and be white (maaaaybe black)

>pretty face
>8 inch dick
>somewhat fit


5'10
fuck

Why do we even bother user

People talk about sex on public forums or otherwise, if that upsets you stop being such an incel or close your eyes faggot