>be me, 18 yo grill
>move to new town, go to local gym for a tour
>walk over to squat rack
>douchey looking personal trainer walks over
>PT: "Uh... are you looking for stuff for your boyfriend?"
>Me: "No, for me"
>PT: "Well, we have a lot of treadmills and ellipticals here..."
>Me: "No, I'm looking for barbell equipment to start a strenght routine"
>PT (looking disgusted): "But... aren't you worried that you're going to get all big and bulky if you lift weights?"
>Me: "I am following a Starting STRENGTH routine to make myself more powerful and therefore hearded to kill. Aesthetics are overrated. Plus it is nearly impossible to get 'too big'"
>PT (totally horrified): "but girls shouldn't...".
>Gym owner (older, buff dude in his 40s) RUNS over
>Owner: "Steve! This girl is taking on a program designed by one of the most elite strenght coaches in the world! If you weren't so concerned with getting 'toned', maybe you'd know that!"
>entire gym: *starts clapping and cheering*
And that's how I got a free gym membership AND my own strength coach.
Be me, 18 yo grill
6/10
try again.
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Sage
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terrible bait
what?
LONDON
0/10
And then everyone stood up and clapped
MOGADISHU
>18 yo grill
hi
did you even try
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I laffed 2bh
check em
Steve!
classic steve!
were the (you)s really worth the time it took to type this out?
hey tranny chan get the fuck out
>entire gym: *starts clapping and cheering*
We Tumblr now, boys!
>PT: "Uh... are you looking for stuff for your boyfriend?"
0/10
Absolutely 0, goodness
Low quality
>>walk over to squat rack
>>douchey looking personal trainer walks over
>>PT: "Uh... are you looking for stuff for your boyfriend?"
>>Me: "No, for me"
>>PT: "Well, we have a lot of treadmills and ellipticals here..."
>>Me: "No, I'm looking for barbell equipment to start a strenght routine"
>>PT (looking disgusted): "But... aren't you worried that you're going to get all big and bulky if you lift weights?"
GRILL HERE, CAN FUCKING CONFIRM... I GET THIS EVERYTIME I SEE A NEW PERSON AT THE GYM FUCK.
Fellow female lifter here! This looks like a good opportunity to share my own gym story
>doing Sheiko 8x5 high intensity Bulgarian chain hack squat windmills RPE
>notice autist across the room doing deadlifts
>this guy is the real deal: sweatshirt, headphones, notebook, even drinks water in between sets
>prank time.jpg
>tell front desk lady that he grabbed my ass while i was squatting
> go back to squat rack
>can see big burly Russian PT having a heated exchange with the autist deadlifter
>eventually the PT throws him out the door and tells him not to come back
>apologizes to me for the inconvenience, and tells me that my membership costs for the next year have been reimbursed
FUCKING LOL WHEN WILL BETA'S LEARN
hay baby do you by any chance live in
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we should meet up baby
it's real annoying when people find out I lift and make a comment about how i'm going to get "all gross and muscular"... it takes a lot of hard work and dedication which a normal person like me wouldn't put forth for a lady to get noticeably muscular
>I'll take stuff that never happened for 500 Alex
>implying a "douchey looking personal trainer" wouldn't be hitting on you instead
FICTION
It's a pasta
>Walk into my local gymporium
>after the procedural penis inspection the receptionist tells me I won't be allowed to enter because of some new "no singles policy"
>I roll my eyes, but since I'm used to handling situations like this at the kinoplex I tip the receptionist and head home to find my cinema falcon.
>when I return I have to redo the penis inspection
>tip the receptionist again
>she gives me a hard look
>"sir, your falcon looks particularly thin. You know you can't bring your cinema falcon here unless he's double licensed as a gymnasium falcon."
>"u-uh he's training for strength"
>she actually buys it and let's me in
>continue my workout as usual
How does everyone else get around the no singles policy?
Zzzzzzz
>doing Sheiko 8x5 high intensity Bulgarian chain hack squat windmills RPE
Fake. How is 8x5 high intensity? It's only 40 reps. KYS.
Legit 1/10. Apply yourself
>OP's face when hes too smart for this board.
I enjoyed your post OP, its obviously parodying(not the same as bait) those tumblr posts.
not with me
because all I can mutter are autistical yes or no responses
gotcha you bitch
>The Britney Spears Syndrome
>Think back to when you first saw Britney Spears. If you're like me, it was when she tied that Catholic schoolgirl shirt in a come-hither fashion and started shakin' her moneymaker to Baby One More Time. She was hot, young, and on her way to dominating the pop charts and dominating the fantasies of middle-aged guys around the globe.
>Sometime around late 2003 I saw an interview with her sister and, to paraphrase, she said that Britney did something like 1000 crunches every day. Now, as I said, I don't know if that's true but I can tell you that it sure looked like it. It appeared that Britney spent a lot of time doing crunches, side bends and the like.
>What's the big deal, you say? The big deal is this: a ton of direct ab work is bad, bad news for a female who's trying to keep a slim midsection. Here's a picture that demonstrates my point.
Makes sense. We recommend ab work to the male guys with an hourglass figure, so why should women do it when they WANT an hourglass figure?
announcing sage is like laughing at your own joke or saying you're blocking someone
quite a bit of autism even if done ironically
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>"Things that never happened" for $200 please
You don't fucking say, what gave it away?
because having a weak core will injure them, also girls can't get good upper body gains like guys so it's not like they'll become squares
ur an inspiration bb gurl :))))
i dont blame you
Most gym sluts go for meme excercises and cardio stuff in our gym
would be nice to see a chick do some strength stuff
The "Steave!" part killed me.
>Me thinking about you hurting.
>lady
U are no lady, sorry scum.
Retard? See pic
> londpn
> limdon
I hope you do meet up and some gentlmen of colour take turns sodomizing you
>this stomach is unattractive