*sips

On a scale of 1 to 50 how likely is this to fuck my shit up senpai?

>Just worked out

>Gains
>Not drinking Zero Ultra
Pick one

>after workout
>BEETUS
You're doing it wrong

why does nobody ever post the rossi version

>not the 24 oz version

Canlets, when will they learn?

Sips aren't even a meme. They're actually good.
Drink ultra white red or blue for best flavors.
>canlets
Lel

>Post workout energy drink
You're a clever one

*teleports behind you*
*swaps your beetus for sips*

I have no idea what you're referring to.

>Drinking the original with literally more sugar than Coca Cola
Fucking fat piece of shit.

...

It will fuck up your digestive system.

I used to drink a can almost daily during college, I reduced my intake because I have tourette's and this shit just makes me nervous like fuck and I spazz out.

Now I only have one can occasionally, but it always gives me monstrous diarrhea because it's just too aggressive.

>it's just too aggressive
No such thing

>too aggressive

Why drink this nasty piss water at all? Enjoy your diabetes and fucked up adrenal glands.

Fuck monster, drink redbull or guarana instead

*sips fedora*

S I P B O Y S

im having a headache rght now trying to understand what you just wrote

I've posted it a few times. I stopped drinking it after I tried Mad Croc Cola and fell in love

>babby needs his sugar

QUICK I NEED ALL YOUR SIP MEMES NOW

S-I-P-B-O-Y-S
See me in the gym with it tatted on my pecs

Heres a useless fact for you...the claw marks on the Monster can are not claw marks at all, they are symbols, the first line is hebrew for 6..so are the other 2..so..666 ..cool huh

1. This dude already covered that 2. If you like that sort of paranoid bullshit, you'll love /pol/