Want to reach ottermode

> farmer walks
> not a farmer

> wanna do croc rows
> but got stung by a stingray

>push up
>tits are still small

>turkish get ups
>removed

kek

>skull crushers
>skull is intact

>squat
>stand back up

>dumbbell Fly's
>No they don't

>chin ups
>still depressed

>treadmill
>no flour

>curls
>hair is straight

>bent over rows
>no boat

>do crossfit
>not cross at all, actually in a great mood

>french press
>nobody murders me for making fun of their prophet

>brupees
>stomach is empty

>Bulgarian split squat
>actually quite wholesome

>shrugs
>actually know what I'm doing

underrated as heck

>incline bench
>ids bregfasdt

>lunge

>lat pulldown
>lats stay still

>barbell curls
>barbell still straight

>squat rack
>rack is 8 feet tall

>pendlay rows
>name isn't pendlay

>deadlift
>bar still alive

>chin up
>still miserable

underrated

>pullover
>I'm wearing a T-shirt

>Veeky Forums says to add planks to my routine

The fuck do I do with all this

>The Press™
>not spreading fake news

kek

>tsunami bar
>perfectly dry

>drop set
>still do it

>muscle up
>"but I want them to get bigger"

>straight bar curls
>smooth hair at a gay nightclub

>do bridges
>not architect
>bridge collapses
>people died

...

>Military press
>Civilian

>calf raises
>not a farmer

>pull up
>am not a nigger

>clean and jerk
>cleans after I jerk

>smith machine
>no hammer or anvil

>snatch
>am a guy

>good mornings
>never is

>russian twist
>my book has a very simple plot

>concentration curls
>gets distracted

>want a dad body
>not ready for children

>hip thrusters
>2000 and late

>ITT: Veeky Forumshumour proves to be superior

Nice

Allah have mercy on this post

>farmers carry
>never owned a plant

>squat
>pay rent anyway

>clean and press
>slacks still dirty and wrinkled

...

This thread is gold m80s

>pec fly
>still on the ground

Hello r/Veeky Forums :^)

>Pull up
>Still crash the plane

>Good morning
>woke up at noon

>military press
>pacifist draft dodger

>dumb bell press
>actually smart

>calf raise
>am vegan

heló

jó számok

Én meg nézem, hogy miért nem kaptam egy (Te)-t se a jó kis viccemre /kurva anyátokban/

DAN SCHNEIDER
HOZD VISSZA A SZUKÁIMAT

>lunges
>still not begfast

my favorite

topkek

>romanian deadlift
>nobody steals my weights

>do squats
>not russian

Top kek

fucking furries

>dips
>no sauce

>being this new

...

KEK

there's no safe place anymore

I used to be quiet about it so I wouldn't have to discuss it since I do it for myself and hate the same stupid questions about (why? why? What if this scenario? Where do you get _____?), but since I started seeing this meme I always make sure to tell people.

I'm vegan btw.

kek

lel

>I'm a faggot btw.

>military press
>stolen valor

>shrimp squat
>tfw can't swim

Underrated post

Kek

...

+1 scoop to you

Lmfao

>good mornings
>19:25

>want dad's body
>can't dig up the grave

>barbell flies
>still in hands

>brehs
>don't have a brother

>do jefferson deadlifts
>i'm a federalist

>brap
>actually prefer kpop

(Te) kis buzi