Citizens of Veeky Forums, what's your fattest habit?

What do you mean fattest? I guess mine would be playing guitar because muh fast scales and such. I'd like to get a decent car and go to track days

Playing videogames.

that seems painful

Sitting on my fat collecting ass for hours upon end shitposting on a bhutanese cheese sculpting forum.

I've started making protein shakes with a cup of ice cream two scoops of whey and 4 cups of whole milk
I'm STILL not gaining weight FUCK ME

Drinking and eating out the next morning

VANEEESSSSSAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

taught myself to juggle. It's actually fun and forces me to get away from my desk during my breaks at work

Boredom eating

On weekends I will regularly go to the gym in the morning but then spend the rest of my entire day being the laziest fuck on earth and eating out of boredom.

Go out for sushi pretty much every week

Not being able to drop these last few kilos to reach my goal weight. I just cant go any lower with the calories and upping the cardio from 3x gym + 2x cardio / week just seems too daunting with the time I've got. Shit.

sushi is not really fat, more expensive

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHS!!

I fucking love drinking and partying.

I spend every night a a local bar or club.

Too much beer. Eating too many burgers/sandwiches.

I never eat less than 2 full pl8s of Chinese food in a sitting.

Watching anime, eating sweets whenever I can make them fit my macros. Fucking love chocolate and baked goods.

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WHAT!?

what is the source I'm positive I went to highschool with her

it's written right there on her shorts

Going to Chow King in Dothan every three weeks.

Every time I go in there, I loose all self control to the point I feel like shit for two days.

POST MORE THICC BITCHES

AGREE!!

those're kinda hard to see, but i got you

She's in this group called "Taz's Angels"

Sugar in my coffee

don't forget the vanilla extract

>Eating out almost daily
>sleeping all day
>not believing in myself
>staying in a relationship where my sexual needs aren't met
>vidya
>anime
>porn
I'm in the process of quitting porn, I found that my orgasms feel empty and unsatisfying afterwords. I'm also working on believing in myself and getting out of my bed and out of my apartment in the mornings. I'd eat out less if I had a better kitchen, but that may seem less of an issue as these other things are addressed. We're all gonna make it, just gotta believe.

Why do you think they feel empty and unsatisfied?

Eating honey or chocolate off of the freshly shaved pussies of highschool girls.

I've put on 15 pounds since I became school janitor of that catholic school.

I found when I orgasm while jerking it to pornography that my orgasms feel empty and unsatisfying, by comparison to orgasms when I masturbate without it or when I have sex. So I inferred that the problem for me is pornography. I also found that after orgasming to porn made me feel lethargic and I would be way more likely to then do something else unproductive: anime, vidya, more porn, snacking, sleeping in excess, etc.

man, once a month wouldn't be too bad... but a few times a month? are we talking twice? three times? once a week?

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I can down an entire jar of peanut butter if i don't consciously portion myself

>mfw ate 7 whole rolls of sushi BY MYSELF the last time i had a cheat day, on my birthday

wew lad

I gave up junk food and fapping and replaced it with anime

when i'm not working out all i do is play wow

Eating bread when I'm bored

BREHS

Masterbating and Chinese food

>Eating chips, candy and the like.
>Drinking alcohol.

>fattest habit

EATING OUT THAT FAT BLACK ASS

I want to pump her full of my babies

Those shakes aren't meant to replace full meals man (at least when bulking).

Fish has practically no calories nevermind the baby sized pieces in sushi

eat about 4 burritos a week

Comfort eating prob.

do u make them your self?

Dont reply to me again

Fat fuck

every Tuesday my friends and I go to this tiny hole in the wall thai restaurant and I fucking gorge, I easily clear 1k calories in one sitting there. The owner barely speaks English but he loves us, gives us tons of free food.

When I have a horribly depressing day being an EMT, I go home and eat a bag of chips. It's easier than explaining to people I had to attempt to hold a girls head together because she used her dads shotgun and didn't die like she wanted.

10/10 response

Dude, break up. It's not gonna get better. You will start to recent her if you're not already.
Being in a unhappy relationship is really stressful and probably reinforces all the bad things you listed.
Before I gave my balls a tug and actually broke up with my ex I could not imagine how free I would feel.
Give it some thought.

Jesus christ

Fuck man, I'm sorry you have to see stuff like that.
My respect for EMTs just went up 100%.

Once a month or so i surrender to my sugary cravings and buy Vanilla sauce powder that i mix with milk, let it stay in the fridge for 10 minutes until it turns to vanilla cream. And eat it as it is. That is my only unhealthy habit

Shit man. Do you feel being an EMT is worth it?