>girl at the gym is constantly giving me looks, sometimes staring at me >deadlifting and she's behind me >want to talk to her when the set is done >muster up the courage during my set >some guy walks to her and chat her up >she blows him off And I noped the fuck out
Mistake?
John Bennett
God....what the fuck.....do talk to her already for Christ's sake.
Juan Richardson
not significant enough for her to notice, or to make any judgments about you based on it.
just make a good impression on her next time and you'll be good to go
Carson Morales
take initiative by insulting her first.
but don't walk up to her, just scream it from across the gym.
Jaxon Collins
this you got this bro it shows confidence
Caleb Hernandez
You: 'Hey, how are you? My name is user' Her: 'Hi user, my name is Qt' You: 'Nice to meet you. Sorry I've been meaning to say hey, but I'm kind of shy' Her: 'Hehe me too' You: 'So what do you like to do Qt?'....
You continue to chat on and off through your workouts...you ask her when she comes to the gym and you say it would be cool to talk again.
You chat a few more times, you start to schedule hanging out at the gym or ask her out, depending on the vibe.
Elijah Gomez
>chat on and off through your workouts i hate dyels
Jaxson Fisher
I don't think I could hold a conversation after deadlifts
Cooper Reyes
>Sorry I've been meaning to say hey, but I'm kind of shy yuck desu desu
Nathaniel James
probably your sex starved brain convincing you of shit, but there's nothing to lose by saying hi
Daniel Sullivan
hi
Ian Smith
So you want to be a smartass, huh?
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The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Reporting foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2012. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing "Sorairo Days" and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.
For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.
On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads.
I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.
This one's for you, Otousan.
William Nelson
I guess when a little man like you thinks on saying something like that it sounds 'yuck', but when a big boy like me says it, with a smile on my face, it comes out nice and smooth.
Jonathan Garcia
Did you try staring back at her?
Julian Lee
>"So what do you like to do Qt?" Never do this, this shit is weird as fuck when you're talking to someone for the first time unless it's in context. If you're going to approach a random it's better to ask them on a date or something and then talk about hobbies and shit.
She's there to work out, and so are you, not have a full blown conversation while she's trying to do shit.
Xavier Carter
>gym crush likely has/d crush on me >see gym crush at beer fest >see her at gym the next day >say 'hey, didn't I see you at the beet fest yesterday?' >"yeah, I saw you too but you looked busy. Do you like beer" >COMPLETELY FUMBLE ALL OVER MY WORDS, ask her for her name, give her mine, go back to working out >never talk to her again >we have the exact same gym schedule so I still see her 3-4x a week
This was 8 months ago. Whatever, I had and stoll have a gf while this was all going down. Maybe that's why I choked because I don't have the conscience to go thru with cheating
Jacob Thompson
> SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Justin Morgan
>>she blows him off
You might still have a chance. Did she spit or swallow?
Lincoln Sanders
>stoll have a gf what did he mean by this
Nolan Nguyen
>stole half a gf Some guys just can't spell
Bentley Powell
is this the grey goose fag?
Mason Walker
Lmao no, that just sounds autistic no matter how big you are. Really you'd want to approach with confidence, grab her by the ass and ride your tongue through the roof of her mouth then walk off and completely ignore her. This shows you're alpha and there's nothing she can do to stop you where you take it from here is up to you.
Chase Young
Anyone else astonished at the amount of people who fuss over women at the gym? Its creepy, bad for your workout and theirs.
People go to the gym to work out, not crave your cheezy cock.
Ryder Turner
Yeah I figured thats what he meant
Aaron Gomez
kek
Carter Russell
big mentally. big on happiness and balance little guy.
Nathaniel Robinson
'Never do this..'
Do NOT ask someone what they like to do guys, do NOT. IT IS WEIRD. It's not the phrase that every body around the world uses to start a conversation with somebody they just met, it's WEIRD GUYS. REEEEEEE
Joshua Scott
>approaching any girls at the gym
There's a girl that constantly eyeing me but I would NEVER approach her. I'm always sweaty, out of breath, and tired af. I can barely talk well enough to ask some dude to spot me and explain to not touch the fucking bar. I fucking hate it when people I barely know walk up to me and try to start a conversation. Like shit, I'm out of breath and just trying to work out. I'll give you a head nod and be on my way. Just fucking talk to me when I go downtown or some shit. Leave me alone and let me listen to my dubstep
Brayden Phillips
>2017 dubstep in the gym wow is dead mau five still cool or something ?
Christopher Turner
youve never been inside a gym havent you
Aaron Hall
>cardiobunnies playing around with barbells >they stop and watch while you squat deep enough to dip your ballsack into hell >try not to make eye contact with them in the mirror
ree
Carter Jones
>SKAAAAAAAAAAAANK
fucking kek
Jason Roberts
iktf bro
>all racks taken >cute latina girl on one >ask if I could work in and she says of course >we exchange smiles as we swap off >both of us are wearing our headphones >at the end I tell her I'm done and "I hope you have a nice workout", she says "you too" >see her later in the hour on the leg press >want to talk to her >some mexican dude, decked out in his little supreme clothes and a snapback, stops by to chat her up
well I guess you can't win em all user
Robert Howard
>tfw always see qt blonde with 10/10 bod working out at night >kinda has a butterface tho so maybe she doesn't get hit on much >want to talk to her but way too autistic to try, and don't want to feel awkward every time I go to the gym
What do
Jack Jones
there is this skinny girl at my gym which looks good enough for a fuck or a facial but she doesnt seem to have a lot of interest of talking back when I try to make small talk
should I just step aside or can I use something to trick her into my dick?
Jonathan Campbell
well you beat me bro, whenever there's a girl on a machine I want to use I just leave or pretend to be doing cardio until she's done cause im afraid to talk to them
Zachary Martin
try and time it so you guys both walk out at the same time (but don't make it obvious) then introduce yourself, and then after that you can talk to her anywhere in the gym without it being as awkward cause she knows u 2 some degree
John Martinez
Wew, that's really hard to do. I have no idea when she leaves the gym
Juan Hughes
ok then just fucking yolo it, who gives a shit if she says no, she is just asking to get pounded if she's fit with a butterface
Cooper Allen
>Hand her a bowl of eggs
Ryder Morris
Jesus fucking christ the cringe.
Do you base all your assumptions of the real world on anime and movies?
Brody Davis
>ride your tongue through the roof of her mouth Sounds painful, user.
Ryder Taylor
>"been meaning to say hi but I'm kind of shy" >"uh... Okay? I still have a few sets left sorry."
Hunter Peterson
It's bad for your workout, yes you should be focusing on form and heartbeat etc, but after a while those rest periods get awfully boring.
That and with blood and I guess hormones pumping, dopamine and serotonin or whatever, you start getting horny and thinking you're hot shit.
Again, you should ACT on that, but hey, it makes sense to people with no common sense.
Luis Rogers
>Do you base all your assumptions of the real world on anime and movies?
No, sadly I was stripped of those delusions when my ki-blast failed to incapacitate a mugger who promptly stripped me of my clothing and valuables.
Chase Robinson
lol alright my dude. gotta open up
Carter Lee
99% chance a girl will respond with something like this if you try to talk to them
Grayson Peterson
oh shit meant *shouldn't*, I can't type today
Luke Ross
audibly kek'd
Asher Brooks
Tbh I've learned the best way to make girls wet their panties over you is to do the subtle "dry my face off with my t-shirt" move to flash your abs. But you actually gotta have abs for this to work. I also notice I get random looks when I'm stretching/rolling out. Is it not normal for a dude to be able to touch his toes?
Noah Bell
laughed audibly
Isaiah Walker
I go to the gym until it closes and I still feel like a weirdo walking out at the same time as this girl that works out at the same time as me
Ian Thomas
Is me talking to a girl really that bad for her workout when she's squatting 50 lbs
Julian Sanchez
Everyone knows you're drying your face to show your abs. You're not being subtle.
Ian Lopez
here you go you earned it
Liam Powell
i'm crying lmao
Mason Perez
Lol
Nathan Turner
>t. has never talked to a girl in the gym before
all you have to do is find a girl on a squat rack, ask her how many sets she has left, then ask if you can work in. Almost every time I've done this they've let me work in. Then just start a conversation from there if she doesn't have headphones or earbuds on.
Justin Clark
'Hah, right...it's just that you stare at me when I'm doing my exercises, I thought I'd introduce myself.'
Jeremiah Brown
>t. has never talked to a girl in the gym before that, or he's incredibly ugly