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I don't get it, why is this funny?

oi i'm laffin here

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l-lol
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Anyone got a pic of that thread about a guy trying to install a squatrack in his house and just fucks up his walls and ceilings?

>this thread

:(

I hope some ogre and her get together one day

kek

is this really a guy? joke kinda thing? I legit feel bad ;( even hideous people deserve love

fucking dying!

That's actually a funny joke, I would have cracked up.

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>unattractive af
>probably willing to do *anything* sexually

might be worth it?

Quite literally the best post ever on Veeky Forums

I actually feel bad for her. She isn't a landwhale or the cause of her own issues, she just lost the genetic lottery and looks like she was faceswapped with 50 year old man.

LOST

>don't get enough calcium because fat fuck
>skeleton is too weak to battle the demon armies of hell

Because the OP was sitting directly behind the girl super obviously taking pics of her on his phone, but he somehow thought he was being stealthy about it, and everyone in the thread called him out for being creepy. It's not that funny, just mildly entertaining to see someone being that stupid.

>whew

>JUST

no joke I assumed this is what gomad was when I first heard of it

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I might try this on someone, but substitute the driver with luke glanton just to see if it could work nowadays. I've got the same fucking motorcycle and I'm single and just fucking around lately anyway so what have I got to lose

probably won't get a face tat though

No they dont

Holy fuck I haven't laughed like that for awhile.

Quality fucking post.

>t. prettyboy

>she knows she's ugly
>she's willing to not let you be seen in public with her
>she's OK with you burying her face into a pillow while you imagine the back of her head is her much hotter sister's face

How the fuck is she not taken yet?

I don't get the joke.

That pic is years old, she probably has

kek

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I don't know anything about lifting but that doesn't look right

>can't even squattoss 1 pl8
never gonna make it

fark thats rough

It's not.
It's cringy as fuck but not in a funny way

>no Scorpion jacket because I'm not autistic
Every time

Holy fuck I have no words

holy shit

That's some God-Tier autism posting. I refuse to believe it's real.

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Kek

whats GOMAD anyway?

gallon of milk a day

how does that much milk help at all?

Jesus fucking christ

Just a lot of protein and fats for skinny bros who "eat so much but I can't gain weight!"

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Hahahaha

its probably his friend or gf. you people are so easily amused its embarrasing

As long as it is faked well it's good content

is this archived anywhere?

fucking lmao

Veeky Forums in a shellnut

It'd only be Veeky Forums if there was a 5th panel of Johnny alone jerking it to the same magazine

>you know what I'm gonna do today?
>go to the gym w gf, take pictures of her, then tell fit its not my gf!
>So funny!

Why

>much hotter sister's face
implying anyone who shares DNA with that monstrosity will be even remotely fuckable

spbp

she's probably killed herself

topkek

it's Go On Making A Dank reddit thread you fucking newfag faggot NYR fuck

It saddens me that we no longer get this type of stories anymore.

Holy shit this brings me to more than a decade ago

>Complete newbie on lifting
>Think Men's Health is legit advice
>Go to a kiosk to buy the monthly copy
>Old man doesn't know what Men's Health is
>"It's a magazine about lifting and nutrition, that sort of thing"
>Hands me some stereotypical woman's magazine like cosmopolitan
>"No no, it's a magazine for men"
>Hands me gay porn magazine.
>Motherfucking gay porn
>"That's a... gentleman's magazine"
>Leave

And that was the last time I ever bought Men's Health. Incidentally it was the right decision though.

he's doing it in an improvised smith machine lmao

Lost immediately

because the OP was someone else who stole the pics off instagram you dipshit

Haha old men think you should just show up to a gym and start exercising who the fuck needs tips just talk to people at the gym for new exercises

holy fucking kek user, I'm at work and had to keep switching tabs anytime someone looked over when I laughed

b r i l l i a n t
btw, what is the window for post work out shake?
started gymming a couple weeks ago, usually eat a cup of greek yogurt with a scoop of whey post-gym but it's often 20-30 minutes after finishing my last set, want to know if that's OK or a waste

did he ever post the download link with all the pictures? I refuse to believe anyone is this autistic

Dietary timing is mostly a myth (in regards to syncing up eating with your workouts). Just make sure you're getting enough food and calories. The reason a window was accepted by the community was because having that rule makes it easier to make sure you get your calories in.

>TLDR eat your food and you'll be fine

you wouldn't laugh is some ugly kike walked up to you and said it though would you

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That attention seeking Admin in the middle of the thread will never stop spoiling this exchange for me

its worth it for a night, Ive taken home the ugliest girl at the bar before (note: not fat, just ugly, okayish body but horrendous face), she was all over me and by the end of the night just said fuck it, literally slapped the shit out of her face while I fucked her ass, choked her, spit on her, called her a fucking whore. She loved it, still snapchats me titties from time to time.

Jesus fuck, what powerlevel is this guy?

I prefer the one where OP has no friends and is all alone staring at the ceiling imagining a Driver fantasy in his head

>BothOfMyFriendsThinkI'mFunnyWhenIsayDEEPBREATHoutloud/10

>2017
>not peeling dead babies while shooting yourself in the foot listening to Moonlight sonata
Never gonna make it

Window is a meme

I think 2 friends is severely overestimating more like
>MomTellsMeI'mHerSpecialLittleMan/I'mActually30YearsOld

Old men think you should show up and blw dry your balls and spend as long as possible nude.

I thought it was a meme until today when I got an eyeful of a couple of warm walnuts after leg day. For fuck's sake.

True story here.

>Fat middle aged man from Egypt joins my gym
>He is out of shape and doesnt speak english well
>Talks about how he used to be a bodybuilder and how he is certified fitness trainer
>Approach buff dude with his qt gf
>Start looking at her doing squats
>Breaths heavily,and smile
>She is repping 125lbs he goes and spot her
>Her bf comes and almost ktfo the fat dude
>He is in gym for 4 hours/7 days a week.

egyptians are based

I wodner if she still posts on Veeky Forums, and it she's seen this pic floating around.
I feel bad for her.

Always hoped this pasta is real

Rumor has it she found a bf. I saw the screencap once but didn't save it.

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Yeah I'm not convinced 2bh

Figures, as soon as females are involved it suddenly isn't funny no more. If they only they didn't have the fuckable faces,vaginas and titties.