Would you give up your life savings for chadification surgery?

Would you give up your life savings for chadification surgery?

>already Chad
I'd do it, just to be more of a Chad than I already am.

Hair transplant, sure. Expensive as fuck though.

and get sued when you give the wife some ugly babies?

definitely not a chad

>and get sued when you give the wife some ugly babies?
the guy in the pic is ugly due to environmental factors, not genetics

t. coping facelet with shit genetics + surgery

>environmental factors
Look at his nose retard

>Would you give up $42 for chadification surgery?
Fuck yeah, slice me up senpai.

How much outlay for this level of chadification you think?

10kkk bogdollars

WTF is up with those guys??

How is this even the same guy? Is surgery this effective?

Braces + nosejob + tan + lower bodyfat + well styled hair are all things that combine to a huge difference. Plus he may have had some jaw work, not sure.

Would you, perhaps, be interested in a quick little rundown on these men?

>implying I have any life savings
Does PRK count? I am tired of wearing glasses.

There aren't any significant difference

Yes

why bother when I can spend that money on pizza?

im actually getting one. But i will need to have braces for 2 years. Obviously worth it though.

This may be a lot to take in, so be prepared
>Have blackmail material on Rothschild and Rockefeller
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Strong ties to the French prime minister; evidence to suggest that they influence his every move
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Extensively funding NASA research regarding sustainable life on Mars
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>Rumour has it they possess the Demigod gene
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>Christ & Anti-Christ duality though fusion
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They created pizza in the 1700s
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft.

Read this

>tfw by the time you have enough money for this shit you will be 40

>tfw based NHS