Jog into breeze

>jog into breeze
>still get winded

> use Smith machine
> not a member of the Smiths

>preacher curls
>not religious

>do X
>f(X) does not apply to me

>lift 7 to 8 days a week
>Still short

> lift sumo

> not picking up an overweight asian

>rows
>on dry land

>leg extensions
>still a manlet

>Chin ups
>Don't feel less depressed

>go into the wind
>get's winded

wtf do you expect user

> squat
>not stand up

>Preacher curls
>Atheist

>lift sumo
>am an overweight asian

>do deadlifts
>still alive

>decline bench
>do it anyway

>have breakfast
>incline bench anyway

>post Veeky Forums reply
>human

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>Good mornings
>it's 3pm asshole

>lunges
>But i jus eat brebfas!?

>dumbbell curl
>it has a PhD

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