Redpill me on the nutswitch

Redpill me on the nutswitch.

What's to stop my nuts from flapping around during sex and flipping on accident?

This seems like a good idea, until the semen gets backed up and gets stuck in your balls.

I want a line that goes to my nipples from my testicles so that when I bust a nut and the valve is off, the semen comes flying out of my nipples and onto my victim.

What do you think happens in a vasectomy?

>onto my victim
>not onto my sexual partner
>my victim

your body reintegrates unused semen

semen doesn't come out of your nipples once you get a vasectomy you bloody idiot

>she knows you got money
>flips it on right as your about to bust

But she doesn't get quints so its a failure

Ya-huh!

Would be a real shame if many of these were to malfunction and remain in the off position...

do you think when people do nofap that the semen gets backed up and stuck in their balls?
retard

Really activates my almonds

No it comes out during wet dreams though.
retard.

It would be extremely painful

You're a big guy

4 u

I'll stick to condoms

looks like nut cancer waiting to happen

If you are this concerned about getting someone pregnant you have bigger issues in who you are fucking

we're one step closer lads. vasalgel's gone into primate trials.

>Hey bebe you really TURN ME ON
>reaches into pants
>click

...

Gee it sure is a good thing semen isn't stored in the prostate where it waits to be ejaculated.

only women have prostates that's why their nipples get cancer all the time and we have to run marathons as ritual banishment's for nipple cancer.

This is one of the most cucked devices I've seen on Veeky Forums


Good job