Ask mom for chicken and rice every day

Respect your mother and tell her to not fry it you dumb cunt.

i know that feel, i told my mom to cook brown rice instead of white rice because of the extra nutrients but she still cooked white rice just in spite. I threw the white rice all over the floor and cussed her out

>read this thread
>call my mom to thank her for all she did

You're mom is smarter than you and wants to help you.

She knows you should eat cleaner and that lactose, especially in doses aa high as 500 ml of milk, is bad for adult humans.
You might make it with a mom like that. Alot of people drink it with water because it's a shitton healthier with water and not that bad. If you want to drink it for flavour then drink a milkshake instead of a POTEINshake.

OP, stop what you're doing and yell at your mom. Not kidding.

This happened with me a few months ago, she put skim milk in my protein shake instead of whole like I requested. Holy fuck I lost it, started screaming at her that if she didn't get it right I would move out. That set her straight really quick.

Your her baby boy, start acting like it and put your foot down.

>get ready for work
>mom prepares brown leather shoes
>im wearing black

Useless

Have you thought about asking her to boil the rice and bake the chicken? Not that hard.

I remember I was like this when I was 13, feel so bad about it now

Im 5'11, 140lbs so i need the milk. I keep telling her this every fucking day but still she doesnt get it

>baking chicken
yuck

Jamal pls go.

You think you have it bad?

>Asked my mom to soak my oats last night
>Wake up and see no oats on the kitchen table
>Scream at my mom from down stairs
>Forgot my mom has been dead for five years
Seriously, though guys. Moms are great, we're all able to make it because of them. My mom doesn't discourage me from doing what I want with my body, and has fed me well throughout life. And if I don't make it, it's alright. She still loves me.

she can't still love you is she's dead stupid mom cuck the only purpose of mom's is to bring u into this world and feed you and succumb to your wills that's it

>ask mommy for a BJ
>I'm really tired, honey, can you just jack off on my boobies?

autism

>studying on scholarship in the ivy league
>school pays for my meal plan

i eat all the chicken i want now m8s, what a time to be alive

>soak your oats
for what?

Fatty spotted

i fawkin hate it man why is there so much incest porn on spankbang i look at the trending videos and see hot girl (in pov, required of courese) so i click and then she says something weird like that

Cold oats > Hot oats

My dad discourages me. I try to cut and he'll make the biggest fuss about me undereating. Every day, he'll have a talk with me about my health and how I NEED to eat more. It pisses me off. Tries to offer me junk food all the time and always says something about me drinking protein shakes.

lmao i bet you don't even season too

Atleast be smart about it and get soy milk instead. Way better for bulking and healthier than regular milk. And wanna bet she wont "forget" to use the milk if you buy something special specifically for making shakes?

Learn to marinade, you fat fuck.

>Seasons

>Salt

I laugh at your demise

If you aren't a complete retard and become more experienced and knowledged about training and dieting you'll learn and understand that protein shakes are a complete waste of money and make you look like a dumb meathead.
It's not cool he is trying to demotivate you and he does it because he cares about you. Sadly he shiws his love all wrong and does more damage than good with his actions and "sit downs" and you should definatly not feel bad about being angry about it. Try to sit him down and explain the impact this is causing on you and tell him the way he's going about it is really further distancing your relationship.

>soy

>Foods heavy in lactose

>Angry that somebody you makes your meals for you doesn't make them EXACTLY the way you like it

You sound like my almost 30 year old brother. He lives at home and gets pissy when my parents MAID doesn't make food that will fuel his gains 100%. He sperged out one night because I told him to shut up when he was critizing my uncle for eating too much white rice because of the sugars. We are Chinese.

nope my mom brought me into this world that means my happiness is her responsibility, when i tell her i want sweet potatoes instead of regular potatoes she better fucking give me sweet potatoes gook

>Milk is bad for adults

Fuck man. I'm already allergic to eggs and nuts! I need to get in lean protein somehow. I drink 0% milk.

>tfw a normiefag
>tfw don't live at home
>tfw my gains are only compromised by loving and caring mum 2 or 3 times a year

I just got done eating dry chicken breast with some broccoli, spinach, and rice after a productive day at my six figure salary job at a software firm. Tomorrow, I'll be doing some natty lifting early in the morning.

I also drink 0% milk.
0% of what I drink is milk.

take the milkpill already faggot

You can buy microwaveable rice that you zap for 5 minutes and it's ready you fucking autist.

Stfu liar. Milk is GOAT.
>using inferior soy protein