You're walking through a crowded nightclub. This guy walks up to you, grabs your package and says "Ooh...

You're walking through a crowded nightclub. This guy walks up to you, grabs your package and says "Ooh, you're a big boy, aren't you?"

What do?

for you

f-for you

f-f-for you

I turn 360 degrees and walk away

Yeah, I guess I'm just a lucky guy

honestly, he could beat up probably 99% of /fit. He's jacked, tall and did martial arts

I litreally laughed out loud, thanks, user.

Shame about his face though.

>what is math

Mathematics is the study of topics such as quantity (numbers), structure, space, and change. There is a range of views among mathematicians and philosophers as to the exact scope and definition of mathematics.

I mean is that hard to google holy shit dude

...

>What do?
break his nose. i'm not intro negroes.

Hello newfriend

No meat for you

l-liar...

Push him away. I'm only into femboys

>being this new

Shit. wanted to post this.

This joke is older than you are holy shit

Compulsively reply with "for you" and then run away and cry because of how autistic I am

Drop my package and walk away

NEW
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Kek em check em

Naw man, your hands are just small.

Twice now I have been at parties and a guy comes up to me, indicates to a woman and says something along the lines of, 'she says she will give me a blow job if I grab your junk'. I said, go for it both times, and both times they left with the girl :)

I-I'm a lucky guy

jesus i dont even know anymore whats bait and whats not