"well good morning, handsome. How do you like your eggs, user?"

Fertilised

>You have to eat all the eggs.

eggs benedict with smoked salmon you rancid swine

>Y-YOU TOO

inside your mouth

>not posting the cooking blonde cutie with the giant ass

bitch, you gotta fix that APT, nevermind those eggs. come here, let me stretch your lower back

She's not a short qt asian I would legitimately tell her to leave

brap

Can we please go back to /thread

>3D

I need you to stuff 12 eggs inside your vagina

not if u are a faggot

Look in my fucking fridge, retard. You see any goddamn eggs in there? Because I sure as shit don't.

And what the fuck are you wearing? Take off my fucking fishnets now

>ello sweetie, wud u loke mum to make u sum brekfast?

youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

Eggs don't ovulate, imbecile. Women produce eggs from follicle cells, the ovulation is the the act of the egg cell living the ovary and going to the uterus.

Jesus Christ everyone in this site is fucking stupid.

Before anyone says, I'm not a woman. I simply finished HS.

>I'm not a woman.
>I simply finished HS.
You didn't have to say it twice

just below ur pucci

absolutely not, they serve different purposes

Hey baby thanks fo-

BRRRAAAPPPPPTTTFFFSSSssssstssss....

I'm vegan, so how bout you eat my eggs, toots

/thread

Replace eggs with tofu and hot girl with hamplanet, cause Oreos are vegan.

>m'lady

>"well good morning, handsome. How do you like your eggs, user?"

Fertilized.
*unzips pants*

Over easy, thanks.

4-5 Overeasy, steak medium-rare, hashbrowns, buttered sourdough on the side for dipping, and some coffee and orange juice.

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pictures like this always remind me of how alone i feel and will probably always be because of my hostile nature

time to go deadlift

>3D
>female

>uh, good morning, I actually was going to talk about fitness, so while the view is nice, I'm not sure what you're doing here