How do I get laid by gym sloots? What's best approach, some stories would be nice

How do I get laid by gym sloots? What's best approach, some stories would be nice.

Following them around with ur camera out typically works for me

get so jacked that they become horrified at what you've become

Take steroids. Be big. Be friends with other steroid users at the gym. They will be friends with the gym sluts. Become friends with the gym sluts. Take your turn with the gym sluts. (They get passed around a lot)

Literally this if you're ok with sloppy seconds.

If they have ear buds in do I have to respect that and leave em alone? Or e-excuse me miss would y-you mind showing me how to use that machine?

You don't

It's just like anywhere else. She's already decided, even if only subconsciously so, if she will sleep with you or not. If so, she will welcome the interruption. If not, she will think you're creepy as fuck. And you're already supposed to know which one applies to you.

It's really not any different to how we would react to being approached by women. If a hottie came up and asked you out, you'd say yes. If some disgusting hamplanet came up and asked you out, you'd say no, and you'd be a little offended that she actually thought she'd have a chance with a stud like you. This happens daily to any woman above a 5, but only to guys who are 10s.

Except women aren't close to as visual as men are. While we literally won't give a shit about how a girl carry herself, how or what she speaks, her social status, her charisma or whatever, girls analyze all of that when interacting with guys. A good looking guy will become unattractive the moment he starts nervously stuttering, acting like a scared bitch and overall being a beta faggot.

But of course a lot of that is something she has noticed before you approach her, unless you come out of nowhere. Body language is so important.

>just be yourself!

I've never fucked a girl at the gym. However, a couple always comes to the gym at the same time as i do 4x a week. The girl always steals glances at me and tries to talk to me by asking me how many sets I have left. The boyfriend always mean mugs me lol.

lol, ive seen guys go up to girls to try to give advice or tell them how attractive they are.
Girls usually just do the "okay, thanks." thing and just keep doing their thing or leave.

Only time ive seen a pick up is when a girl goes up a guy and tries to ask for advice or just starts talking. Usually its older women tho

So you have to leave humanity behind?

I finally realized why Veeky Forums has such a problem getting laid. Stop watching porn and start viewing women as people and not cock-sleeves.

You're literally asking how to approach another human being you autist. How about you get out every now and then and realize that everyone you see on the street is a person and maybe you won't have such approach anxiety.

>we're all gonna die
>we're all afraid of shit
>we all crave human interaction

yus

I'm scrawny skinny but a solid 7/10 with some confidence, I figure if I obliviously approach a woman for advice on properly using a machine she may genuinely help out. Maybe with some dedication of going everyday one of the sluts may notice and be might be interested in being gymfuckbudddies or some shit.

The gym is the worst place to Mac on bitches. Too much competition who are built as fuck.

have you never been to college?

If she's looking at you a lot or smiling or says hi, then you're good. If she hasn't even looked at you, don't bother.

kek, you pretty funny user

kek that dude in the back saw and walked off like a beta

>Treat people like people
>I've never been to college for stating the above

Okay. Fantastic reaction pic btw. It shows more about you than me.

You don't think it would stroke their ego knowing a scrawny guy is asking them for advice on how to get bigg?

>believes watching porn stops guys from getting laid
>doesn't realize everyone in college watches porn and gets laid

I don't know a single normal person that doesn't watch porn in order to talk to women.

You might as well just start liking all pictures of girls on facebook if you think thats going to get you laid

Maybe if she actually lifts weights. Hos doing instafitness #gluteseveryday don't want a skinny orbiter. They want a dude who lifts more than them and looks like it.

I've actually done this before. I was working and my phone was in my butt pocket. Ended up liking 10-15 of her instagram photos with my butt. I got blocked instantly

100% of gym sloots are sloppy seconds tho, so it's a moot point

I would say that maybe if you did tiny amounts of talking like saying stuff like 'are you done with that' but not forced, and once you've seen them in the gym for a while and they probably have seen you around in the gym maybe just use small amounts of small talk like saying 'hey hows it going' and when she says good just let it go and keep doing your thing. then eventually you could say hi and maybe have a conversation.

SS+GOMAD

The specific details of what they look for might differ, but they still form a nearly instantaneous impression of us, just as we do of them.

There have been studies done on how women use Tinder, for example. Overwhelmingly, they do not read bios or look at any of your other pictures besides the first one. They literally spend one second or less on each picture before swiping left or right.

Nobody here has any stories, it's that uncommon to get laid from gym?

Guys, you don't just go to a gym for months as the quiet feelsguy who looks at his shoes while shuffling between equipment and at his phone during a rest period, and then expect to be able to pick up cardio bunnies.

I'm married and haven't been to a gym in years since I became home gym master race, but when I went regularly I'd often strike up a conversation with girls, judging by whose reaction welcomed the distraction. I never asked any out (married) but if you want some advice on first steps, listen up.

The key goal is to be the guy who is approachable and friendly with everyone. I became a regular and I'd walk in, say hi to the people at the front desk, shoot the shit with them for a short while if they weren't busy with other customers. I'd then get changed and head over to whatever my 1st exercise would be, and often guys I knew would be there so I'd shoot the shit some more.

I got to know guys simply by asking them for a spot, or asking to work in when they rested during busy periods. You can talk to other guys about anything Veeky Forums related. I got to know girls by doing the same thing. One of the good things about going in on busy periods is that a lot of the equipment is occupied, eventually you'll need a squat rack occupied by a qt3.14 and you can just ask to work in and strike up a conversation.

Eventually you'll walk in and be visibly greeted by a number of male and female regulars. Now here is the trick - DO NOT HIT ON THE FEMALE REGULARS. These are your wing-women, the girls to target are the endless hot new girls who you don't recognize. However, these new girls will sure as shit notice the guy who is getting all the positive attention, and that is *dynamite* social proof to women.

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just strike a basic conversation.. there is no magic conversation that manipulates her vagina into sucking up ur dick.

So you're now a popular gym chad, and you see some new qt doing squats during a busy period. How do you approach?
1) Ask to share the rack, gauge her reaction (does she smile, etc?)
2) Break the ice with a stupid joke (I would say stuff like "Hey don't break the bar" when she's squatting 135), gauge her reaction - if she laughs, green fucking light
3) At this point it's up to you to figure out how to proceed - you can say you haven't seen here in the gym before (a subconscious reminder that you know everyone - social proof), ask her if she lives/studies/works nearby, etc etc etc.
4) Before too long, ask her how many sets she has left - if she is about to finish, get her number, if you are gonna finish first that is even better - "hey I have to go do bench now, what's your #?". It will be obvious from 1-3) if she is interested and you can ask for the #.

NB in all honesty I never did 4) (because married), but I would say, "I gotta go bench, hopefully see you around!" - and I could tell by the slightly disappointed look and friendliness in subsequent gym sessions that she wanted to be asked.

Now, quite often what would happen to me is I'd be squatting, and some qt would be hovering around nearby - this is an even more favorable situation because when a woman is interested in you, she *gives you* an opportunity to open. So I'd ask her, "are you waiting for the rack? I have a few more sets to do but we can share", then you follow the script from 2) onwards.

Good luck boys.

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19 y/o here

Should I talk to this girl who looks early 20s or should I not bother?

Thanks user, hope I can lose my virginity before 25

why are girls obsessed with this machine? literally never see men using it, is it like a kegel proxy or something?

lol dude

every gym has at least one of these fucks

sure, some people MIGHT appreciate being chatted to, but the VAST MAJORITY do not fucking want you to talk to them when at the gym.

They are there to work out, not to waste time by chatting to some old fuck (you were married, i.e. old as shit).


Granted, maybe it is more normal to disturb the fuck out of people in murica. I am yurop mode. You would be laughed at so much behind your back if you tried that shit here.

>yurop mode

not the dude who posted, but people in murka are generally more amiable here

>every gym has at least one of these fucks

Yeah, my gym had a couple - these guys were worth befriending.

>sure, some people MIGHT appreciate being chatted to, but the VAST MAJORITY do not fucking want you to talk to them when at the gym.

The whole point of the system is to build a social group *specifically* from the people who like being talked to.

>They are there to work out, not to waste time by chatting to some old fuck (you were married, i.e. old as shit).

I am still friends with the social group I developed at the gym, so that's your theory blown.

>Granted, maybe it is more normal to disturb the fuck out of people in murica.

You've completely missed the point. You're not disturbing anyone who doesn't want to be disturbed. You are identifying the people specifically who enjoy being social.

>I am yurop mode. You would be laughed at so much behind your back if you tried that shit here.

You are full of shit. While I am in the US, I've worked out in gyms in the UK, and in S. America, did exactly the same thing and made friends with the regulars, some of whom I am still in touch with, and I had girls asking me to go to social events with them in SA (ofc turned them down gently).

The fact that you call friendly guys "fucks" and your overall tone suggest to me that you are a very negative person, and so you project and assume everyone else feels as hostile as you do. I used to be that way, but after deciding just to be friendly and kind to people when the situation was appropriate, most people are quite grateful.

It's an excuse to stick out your ass and spread your legs in the hope that chad sees you as he walks past the front window on his way back from pizza hut.

fair enough point, as long as the annoying fuckers keep annoying only themselves within their group, carry right on with that

I'm not negative at all, I just find this type of gym-goer funny to joke about, its such a classic stereotype. I prefer to work out in the gym myself. And to socialize elsewhere.

UK and S. America are among the most friendly / outgoing countries though, UK is in europe but its not really like europe

Anyone foreign will be invited to sick ass parties in S. America though! I can agree to that, been there done that. Girls are amazing in bed there too, completely crazy even
Being a white boy and very tall guy is really like having cheat codes on there.

I saw this cute 6-7/10 girl stealing looks, then just walked up to her and said "hi, what's up?" Then we chatted for a while, I asked her if she wanted to get some coffee sometime and we exchanged numbers. Then when when I went to pick her up for coffee, I asked her if I could use her bathroom, she said yes. We went up to her apartment, I went to her bathroom to blow my nose and then we fugged.

Normally I'm in the "don't shit where you eat" camp but I wanted to eat her ass so whatever.

how do you keep up appearences

some days i can chat some days i cannot be fucking bothered chatting pure shite m8

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I realised this too recently user but it isn't worth trying to explain it to people who won't listen. Like I'm so shit at talking to women never even had a single female friend and struggle to muster up any conversation with women so I spent a long time looking at myself and realised that the reason for it is that I don't view them as human beings but sex objects.

Which part confused you, m8?

If some days are tough just say hi to any of your usual crowd who are there, you don't need to stick around.

All this just for some pussy kek. Not worth it, at least not for me. I remember at my last gym I tried to be a social guy. I'd lift while having conversations and sharing bants with the regulars and trainers between sets. An 1h30m workout would take me like 3 hours and the pump wasn't even that great because you just couldn't get in the zone. You'd be trying to workout then you would see someone you know then have to say "hi" and make small talk for like 2-5mins. Sure I met loads of cool guys and even girls that I could have got #s from I'm sure but I'd much rather be that loner who stares at his phone between sets while stealing glances at his gym bae.


I ended up having to leave my gym btw I'd had enough

Damn it gets me so fuckin horny when you can see her panties through her yoga pants
The other day at gym there was this hot sloot I could see her little pink thong. She mired me very oftenly and walked so close of me I rubbed my hand against her bum a bit.
Too bad I'm currently NEET living with mom or I would stop wasting these opportunities.

yeah I'd be there for like 2hrs, but usually we'd be in groups and bantz during rest periods. I liked the social interaction aspect though, really good guys went to my gym.

Your an idiot, take her to car and give her good o'l lickeroo

Yeah by all means if you have the time and enjoy the interactions go for it and honestly the guys were cool af but it just became draining for me

If there's a will, there's a way. Take her to a car, a motel, to a dumpster on the back alley or whatever. Find a public bathroom and fuck her there. Something. Anything.

>start viewing women as people

Iktf. I can feel girls mirin sometimes you can just kind of feel the warm aura from them but I know nothing will come from it so I don't bother. I'm 18 most of them are 20+, I'm broke, live with my parents, don't drive. I swear as soon as I'm old enough I'm gonna smash some gym whores

You dumbfucks man, Alot of older women like fucking young bulls. Just go with it what have you got to lose?

>what have you got to lose?

My virginity

A very sacred thing no semen demon shall take

>implying I have a car
>motel
Yeah a friend of mine told me the same, but I would feel much for comfortable in my OWN PLACE. I'm not paying shit to those degeneracy nests.

Rent an apartment on AirBnB and claim you've just moved in

Take her to back of gym or behind a bush, it would be super """"hawt""" for her getting banged in public assuming it's dark or night

True maybe I'm gay or just don't want to get laid

W-what if you have trouble talking to men too?

The hero this thread needed. I just started going to the gym and am not trying to meet people, but it is fucking packed everytime I go so im gonna have to start talking to dudes eventualy.

Are gym sloots impressed by oly lifting anons? I'm a regular at my uni gym and I'm one of the few guys there that does weightlifting and on the platform 90% of the time.

New goal pic. Thanks brah.

>Or e-excuse me miss would y-you mind showing me how to use that machine?

This is the cucked beta male approach.

that wasn't what he was saying. go to a college and see if you can even find one out of every 8 girls there with a personality, long term goals that warrant merit (that are being actively fulfilled), and that don't live to get slammed with dick. these girls really aren't worth respect. and it's not just them, it's the males too. look at the demographic age of Veeky Forums users and then try to reassess why nobody here respects women. because the women they're used to seeing aren't worth respect.

of course, when you leave the shithole that the majority of these users are in, the women get significanlty better. in med school, most of the women were decent people that i got along with well.

>are girls impressed by sports for autistic kids?

doubt it

this is one of the most profoundly unintelligent things i've read on Veeky Forums
congratulations

if you have to ask, don't bother.

this. so much this.
i am an autistic faggot that cant talk with new people.
on top of that i have a young rich piana mentality when i go to gym. meaning i am really focused on my workout and if someone tries to talk to me it feels like they are stealing my gains.
but since i have been going to the same gym for over 2 years i have become somewhat friends with regular gym goers like me. some of them steroiders some of them not.
let me say this. i dont know how but they can become friends with every girl. EVERY FUCKING GIRL. did some chick started going gym TODAY? oh cool she is now a friend of these people.
well i did not flirt with any of these girls but i have lot of girl friends thanks to this.
one down sideeffect is that my workouts get shit sometimes cause of these girls. i cant make them go away like dudes.not like i did not try. they just wont go away.

Can you tell us why?

>we all crave human interaction
I can't imagine anything better than living in my tower of solitude

you're deluded

isn't that why we shitpost on Veeky Forums?

Beta...
Your mentality must be, "there is no compotition"
The one that Approach is the one that gets the grill layed, the faggot that find always reasons not to Approach is the one that will die as a virgin. Doesn't matter how manny Muskels or how low fat he has...
Be confident and try to be your best Version.

come study mathematics.
trust me

*mute point

You dolt.

>Stop watching porn and start viewing women as people and not cock-sleeves

I already have a degree in Software Engineering

That's really all most of them are. Mouthy cock sleeves. Or conversely stripping for money, then demanding respect.

Harbouring a bit of pent up resentment there champ?

SAUCE

It is true tho

This is wrong though
As soon as you start viewing a woman as a human she stops being attracted to you.

Instagram and snapchat

Good god who is this

This is the advice someone who was raised by a single mother would give

AFRICA.

she definitely masturbated to the the reactions of this pic, look how red her face is

is that the pungent automatic bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPTTTTFFFFFF machine?

Stop referring yourself as a white boy jesus tf is wrong with you fucking hell

Brehh Leme use your Thiccccc pus as a breathing mask

Most women in general are someone's sloppy seconds desu

This is true. I know who does this and you can just tell the girls want his dick. Plus you make friends out of it and going to the gym becomes even better.