Previously on 'I don't get laid because It's my choice, I promise' edition, tales of obesity, as anons and trips "bulk" at +1500
Our queen returns, I am growing concerned about some members of law enforcement and their ability to dress themselves in the morning
Before asking for first cycle advice
>Age
>Time spent lifting
>bf %
>height
>Number of 2/10s you bang on tinder
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Am i reacting badly to the oil?
Since recently when I inject the spot gets all swollen, hard and I get flu like symptoms a few days later that lasts like 2-3 days. Feeling weak and feverish. I cant even sleep properly when that happens
Injection technique didnt change and Test+Tren is from the same source and didnt change
What do I do?
Happened with some other lab too
Reposting because the other thread seems ded
>new thread before we even hit autosage
retard
Plan on going to japland last week of August for 12 days but I was planning on on doing a blast and cruise with 400mg of test e a week and 20mg of sdrol for the first 4 weeks and then 20 to 30 mg of epi later I'm may and then cruising on 250mg after wards. I'm going to try and find test u before I go to japland bit if I can't find it should I just front load 500mg of test e before I leave or cycle off a month before I depart and start back up when I get back?
that's not how frontloading works
12 days is almost 4 half lives, wanna guess how much of that test is gonna be left in your body by the end of that trip?
test u or pct but plan more than one month... two weeks for the exogenous test to be fully out of your body then 4 weeks of pct and even then you won't have fully recovered after that
>still miles from bump limit
Oh my.
Jojoba is neat too, heck combine all three (remember I have 5 carriers kek) for added effect. It has no hair meme properties itself but is rather pleasant and gentle on the skin so that in turn influences scalp health and thus hair growth in the long run.
>PSO recommend
No links or anything, I use imported pso from Styria in Austria (literally pso mekka of the world) because it is considered a delicacy and I have a chef friend who cops it for cheap. Any that is 100% (some have preservatives and such ewww) and NOT in plastic containers should be gucci though. Look at whole foods or similar highbrow (lol as if) stores for the good stuff, a liter should only set you back like 30 bucks and will last forever.
Yeah I was kind of confused about front loading desu but I'm planning of finishing my pct before I leave just incase I get any after cycle depression or sides.
>PSO recommend
Thanks bro. I will get that good PSO and have 1.5mL rosemary oil in my next 30mL batch. Have you already started to see results? I've been lax about it but after I get my hair cut I'll get srs about it again.
>tfw I'd trade all the hair on my head for a glorious full and bushy beard but it doesn't work like that so I'm just going to maximize head hair
, I'm 32 years old and have been lifting for 5 years. Injuries set me back a few times (obviously) and I did lots of hypertrophy routines where I just increased volume and didn't move weight up often
>6'4
>210lbs
>DB bench 110lbs x 6
>Squat 265x10 (rarely squat more than 3plate)
>DL 455x1
I don't OHP because I have bad shoulders
What do? Just trying to cut a bit and gain some more mass. I can only go-to the gym 3x a week and I run/box 3x a week
Routine help pls, starting TRT soon
Gotta make sure that I deprive user the pleasure of making his poor 0/10 effort no edition no nothing OPs
We quality, quality fraud
I am like the fucking French 5 star restaurant OP, girls, editions, memes, he is a fucking plebian McDonald's Op.
Peek you really need to just fuck this girl, come on.
Please.
Get over that road block in your head
That disgusted feeling is natural and it won't go away no matter how much you fuck, you will always have that feeling in your gut like 'eh this girl is so sleaze man'
That is your gut protecting you from LTR with partners that cannot pair bond.
It will always be there, if you LTR trash, you would have to actually fight that feeling just to be with them, it would make you miserable man.
Russian GF lies to seem inexperienced, ex ex bled, so I was actually able of being affectionate and caring about them
At least look for a girl smart enough to lie to seem inexperienced
In the meantime, just fuck this girl bro, please
I will be mad at you if you don't (does that help? )
Just do it, it will feel good,
Results yay and nay. Four months of oil stack and two of mast stack w/o derma but w/ scalp exercises. Nothing to write home for let alone take pics of, but I am nurturing an army of tiny half-ripe vellus hairlets on hairline and cheeks and they are dotted with actual ripe growth here and there. Ima keep this up for ages anyway so in the big picture, I consider it progress, even more so cause I do not roll or stamp currently.
>beard
I use everything I use on my head on my face too. No regrets. Wolfman mode CMON
what exactly is your question lmao
>tfw another shitty acne breakout
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>At least look for a girl smart enough to lie to seem inexperienced
Hahaha this is exactly it. I'm okay waiting a bit just for this. If I can even "play pretend" that we're learning about sex together it will be worth the wait for me. Like mentally I am thinking "Is this girl who has taken 10 dicks by age 19 and wants to blow me on the first meeting someone I want to spike my cortisol for?"
No joke. I'm literally just looking at her as an endocrine disruption. Maybe I need to up the dose or add tren or something because it still doesn't feel natural but like you said it maybe never will. I think you're a smart guy alex so I am not taking your encouragement lightly - realize that. I appreciate the care behind your advice. I can feel that.
There are just some minor things too. Like she had the audacity to ask that I eat her out in exchange for swallowing cum this morning. Is this normal??? Hmmm do I want to put my mouth where 10 dicks have gone before? What a tough question.
On a more serious note how do you get over the STD risk question? I get how everything in life has risk and you can take steps to avoid it with proper planning but when I see how willing she is to take loads in her mouth in hour 1 of meeting up for a date (now she is saying she's DTF on date 1 too), I can't imagine her impulse control is that good. And then I think of jerry's 3x rule, meaning there have probably been 30 dicks.
But I also see your point about just treating it like training. That is an appealing way to look at it.
Nice man, yeah I'm in it for the long haul too. I just find the science behind this so interesting, and you don't need a huge lab to do all these experiments, you body itself is the lab.
That was a great video lol. Manlets/framelets/jawlets/facelets probably wouldn't get the same results even if they were as shredded but I think as cringy as his videos can be they are good motivators for people who lift for girls.
Sorry I copy and pasted from another thread
Just wondering what type of routine would be good for me since I'm almost an old fag and can't really go for PRs all the time. I'd like to get stronger still tho but it's hard with only 3x a week in the gym and jacked up shoulders
>t. I appreciate the care behind your advice. I can feel that.
I dunno peek, I really like you. I can feel behind your replies to me, to anons, A real and genuine desire to help them.
You need to learn to separate women, not every woman you sleep with is going to be someone you marry or have kids or even date.
Don't fall for the /pol/ memes.
You got meme'd so hard, your life is turning into a meme,
Coming from the guy that is eating 4000 calories a day and lifting 30 hours a week and about to roid, I dunno,
>not letting 1 Veeky Forums board meme your life
Time to get so fucking juicy that I can spam CBTs about how I am an ancient god.
What else could u want from life?
> Like she had the audacity to ask that I eat her out in exchange for swallowing cum this morning. Is this normal???
lamo yes, yes it is normal.
>? Hmmm do I want to put my mouth where 10 dicks have gone before?
Well if you don't want to do something, then don't do it.
On an aside peek, I consider you one of my closest friends and I want ONLY the best for you, and I plan to stay in contact with you either via fraud or email for as long as we both are in good health and able to do so.
I really want good things for you man.
Just remember to never put women ahead of yourself, like one certain trip here, lets his quality of life be lowered because of a woman.
Do not do this to yourself, ever, it is never worth it.
Always look out for PEEK. you awlays looking out for alex, for anons, remember- You gotta take care of PEEK.
Or else no one will take care of Peek!
>tfw natty
>tfw pizza face
Redpill me on DIM
>Manlets/framelets/jawlets/facelets probably wouldn't get the same results even if they were as shredded
guess ill just stop lifting
Dude, literally what the FUCK is wrong with you lol
Why don't you just choose to live alone if sex and relationships are this hard for you? Nature is telling you something
and yes that video was awsome, im was smiling like a retard the entire time, connors a cool dude, i like him alot
ask grandpa for that
oh im the wrong person for this, im fucking around in the gym to a point where sometimes i just stand there in the middle of the gym because i dont even know what to do anymore aye lmaoo
Well at least you're honest.
How do I into this muscle barbie's arms mode?
What do you think is her stack /frauds/?
So jelly if her shoulders daymn
>s i just stand there in the middle of the gym because i dont even know what to do anymore aye lmao
>check moosey picture
Time to roid
Pepewithloadedgun.jpg
>23
>2 years
>13%
>6'0 174lbs
>not a single 2/10 but maybe 20 to 30 5/10s
i'm gonna jump on test for 8 weeks, 600mg a week, how much should i expect gaining and mantaining?
also it would be better to do a lower dosage for 6 months? something like 300~400mg week?
this post is what happens when you don't tell people to read r/steroids/wiki
if you're gonna be an autist about the op and post it 50 posts early, add that
>how much should i expect gaining and mantaining?
zero and zero
increase cycle to 20 weeks on 500mg.
8 weeks aye lmao who told you this bullshit
well, a friend with about the same stats as i have is on the 6th week of 600mg/w and he gained some good weight (about 15lbs), i'm gonna travel a lot in two and a half months, so i was thinking about a short cycle before going and another after, on the 20 week cycle as you said how much would i gain on weight?
I'm in the same boat lol. Have you heard of alex's mastic gum meme? I have not been regular enough with it but I think he is really onto something with it for masseter gains.
>Why don't you just choose to live alone
I do and have been. This is just me peeking my head out of cocoon mode and being blinded/disillusioned by how stuff really is.
i think its retarded, but im also a roiding manlet faggot so you do what you want
12 days you can easily do without, just double dose before you leave by the time you are back you're left with 1000/2/2/2=250mg equivalent in your system, even if you just took 500mg before then you're left with equivalent of an 125mg injection. And that's as if test e has a half life of 4 days rather than the ~5-6 it has. You will be totally fine. It would suck more if you're in Japan while doing PCT and having low test feels.
yo fraud im about 5 weeks into my dbol and test e cycle and honestly im underwhelmed so far when am i gonna blow the fuck up??
inb4 eat more im eating a truck ton of food but im just getting fat. i have been making gains but nothing mind blowing yet
>33
>haven't lifted in 3 years
>6%
>6'3 197
>hundreds
Thinking about starting to lift weights again. I'm still ottermode but my whole adult life I weighed 170ish and have put on 25 lbs in the last year. My body is virtually the same though all the weight is in my ass and calves bc I'm a UPS driver and every day is fuckin leg day.
Now that I've developed a more solid base, plus apparently figured out how to gain weight I think some added mass to the upper body would enhance my aesthetics quite a bit.
Being 33 now with the physically demanding job I work I have significantly less energy and motivation when I'm not at work. I'd pretty much rather sit at home an shitpost than go out and get 'mired and that's a problem.
I'm interested in a test cycle. Am I an old enough bastard to just go to one of those Low T clinics and see what they say or is there a more private way perhaps including Amazon like the 20 week cycle you guys mentioned below?
>pic related breakfast that put 20 lbs on me when nothing else would
this is a great plan and I see so problem with it
> Shia LaBoof arrested for assaulting a Trump support
> deportations have begun
> ICE raids
> niggers/hispanics going to jail for voter fraud
> Mexico is entering stage 3 of denial
> made 600% off my stocks for the previous year
Beautiful.
Yeah there's nothing from with that.
Supraphysiological=> supraphysiogical level.
When you stop your cycle you don't titrate off either do you? And you wait a full 2 weeks before starting PCT.
Fucking idiot think your graph proves anything ?
>Trump got his EO overturned
>Trump had a meltdown about it
>46% of the American population is for impeaching Trump (46% against)
it's going great
>And you wait a full 2 weeks before starting PCT.
Wait, how long is 12 days again?
> shit that doesn't matter
The alternative to Trump is killing niggers/etc in the streets. You're lucky you got him and he's releasing pressure enough to prevent violence. Remember this in 3 years after Germany/etc has once again descended into chaos for catering to the left for far too long.
>literally tripling your test levels then decimating them (in the literal sense of the word) within the span of 12 days isn't a problem because it's supra physiological to supra physiological
Who needs hormonal balance anyway?
Trump supporters are the one being beaten and killed in the streets right now. Conservatives talk big but can't walk the walk.
Trump is getting impeached and then it's back to America becoming Sweden/Germany 2.0
youtube.com
I've been projecting the rise of the far right for 7 years now. Trump is not an accident or a hack. He's a symptom of a pattern occurring across the entire world. Every 4 generations, we shift hard right, and it's happening once again right on schedule.
> Trump supporters are the one being beaten and killed in the streets right now. Conservatives talk big but can't walk the walk.
Trump supporters are being beaten and killed in 'peace time' by savages. Savages that don't understand every injustice they commit creates hundreds of enemies. Hypocrites that complain of the White race yet seem ignorant of the fact that we repay all debts ten-fold. When we mobilize, we do so with the intent of solving the problem long-term.
Again, Trump is not an accident, and him elected president is the confirmation that we're about to fight back, regardless of your values.
Jesus fucking christ how fucking stupid are you? 12 days is his holiday, 2 weeks ie 14 days is longer than 12 days, so if people are absolutely fine at the end of their cycle when stopping for 14 days why wouldn't he be fine for 12 ?
Spelled it out for ya big guy, can you understand now ?
Implying him getting off cycle and then on cycle again when hes back doesn't also cause hormonal imbalances, his plan was to cruise after so this should affect his balance less.
can a non autist redpill me on roids? will l go bald, never have normal test again, etc? l already have gyno from being a fatfuck in my teens.
you will literally die in 5 years time.
I'm going to Blast and Cruise with just dianabol, with no aromatase inhibitors or SERMs.
What am I in for? What are my chances of growing a pair of gnarly tits?
So I burped and Viagra raws flew out my nose. Will my nose get a boner now?
You're a gigantic faggot.
100%
enjoy that
first cycle advice
22
10 Months, 5 days a week
about 12%
5 '10
0
Started lifting skinny fat at 61kg now just about 68kg. eating 3k calories 200g protein everyday since.
thinking of cycling some test-e or pro-hormones as its not hard to source in the UK. what would you guys recommend anything different for first cycle? and for how long before pct?
>inb4 1000g tren weekly
thanks guys
Up ten lbs. shitting grey but I'm being given tudca for free. Okay.
Can I just cruise on tren with my test?
I don't want to stop.
>I just find the science behind this so interesting
Word. Besides actual need, I really enjoy, as a hobby if you will, digging up grandma science and old wives tales about this herb and that extract and w/e, because if there is even a iota of useful compound to be had (not all of those can be mass placebo), I will find it and try to buy a gazillion mgs of it to see if it improves my life in some way.
>“body itself is the lab”
>tfw so much steron and drug abuse related shitposting to be had I will rather not do it than having to choose
jesus christ dude, you started gear way too early
He hasn't started.
>shitting grey but I'm being given tudca for free
the saying "too little too late" comes to mind
I forgot what your stack was exactly, wasn't sdrol your only oral?
Pls
idk what you're expecting
3x a week leaves pretty much only full-body routines. so, pick one.
i havent started its why im asking
Standard fullbody, choose w/e or, sorry for even linking such, t-nation.com
What kind of volume? Periodization?
Hard to plan out with no real idea on the amount of gains or fatigue I can expect on a full body routine. Haven't done that shit since SS days
All good, I actually like T-Nation. Just have to read through the shilling and it's an alright site.
>Veeky Forums and its ridicilious obsession over routines
>tfw 96.67% xp
I think I'll mainspec ice.
You'll understand when you're older senpai. I can't go hard anymore without blowing shit out and starting over again a couple weeks later.
Deadlift, ironically, is the only lift I have continued to increase and continue to lift at 85-100% of my 1RM. I have to pay more attention to the details and volume of what I'm doing.
When I was 21 I could just walk into the gym and do CrossFit barbell fly spinning pikes and gain 15lbs of mass. Now I do a box jump and dislocate my hip.
Shut the fuck up,you are a 19 year old retarded kid who doesnt even lift for 2 years,yet you talk like you know shit.
Have you ever read a fucking lifting article in your life ?
Yeah it helped me through a few struggles. I do my own research and programming now but for quick peeks on the shitter or to fanboi certain coaches it is good, shilling aside.
Nah it's back to a dark brown. 25mg sdrol. It's the most quality sdrol I've had. Only other time this has happened was my first blast with massively overdosed dbol.
I'm just sensitive to orals.
Yo am I OK?
I have this paranoia that my joints will blow up and people are just advising me that it's ok because of malice and because of the shitposting?
10 months too early
5 months ok?
You promise it's ok Bimbo?
>fit and it's ridiculous obsession over loading schemes and % of one rep maxes
>MasT pictures on 'do whatever I want nerds ancient god ' routine
>moosey pictures on 'walk in gym do whatever'
>Reddit pictures of dyel beyond belief people on 'I autistically obsessed over my loading schemes'
You were supposed to post ur body like 18 hours ago
You're really fucking annoying.
Like the college kid who just discovered philosophy and thinks he understands the world.
You're obviously a newfag and you think you're discovered some great magical secret to lifting when you're still DYEL yourself. Do you literally know anything about working out aside from what pyscho mast has told you?
Also your greentexts suck.
Not everyone on this azerbaijani woold trading forum has their body pictures on their laptop.
>HURR DURR POST BODY XD
any highschooler who does pushups before bed has more muscle mass than you.
neither of those two people who you just replied to you (or the post you quoted) are me btw
still at work right now, went to happy hour yesterday after work then it was off to my Tinder hookup
sorry!
It's too early.
I started at 23, after years of lifting and about 3 months in my knee exploded from collagen issues with high test.
Take the risk if you want but I wouldn't.
People that say 'I will post my body in 6 hours' have to post their body
Which he did 18 hours ago?
You guys aware that any shitposting at me will result in being forced to look at my skinny (fat desu at this point, skinny fat) frame
Fresh pics, 8 minutes old
>Bimbo can post pics because he is juicy
>I'm not allowed
This is discrimination, s.mh f.am
Muscleism
>that guy who doesn't realize everyone really hates him and it's not always just one guy
Alright thanks Bimbo.
I'll get bloods done just to see if I need TRT though
also I said I would if you wanted, you told me to stop being sad then never brought it up again
make up your mind
bimbo can post because this is a steroids thread and he is on steroids.
I didnt say I will post my body you braindead fuck, This is my first post in this thread.
Do you have a mental disability ? for fucking real I am not trying to insult you.
Not that anyone can tell
Why can't we be friends though user
Like idc about u messing up a one night stand b/c I am meeting a girl tonight and another tommrow
So if I can call truce after your bullshit we can't u chill out
You'd rather ree at me and make op's slandering myself and gland's good names
Shoo shoo ugly elf
>tfw cutting to 8% for animecon on april and so I can start slutting around in okcupid/grindr for free meals and deliveries from faggot beta providers
this is fucking hell mates, if only I had those flex wheeler genetics so I can half ass everything and eat 5k cal and still be at 7-8% no problem.
don't act like 16 year old girls on fb/ig fishing for compliments dude
are you a womeme ?
>what is body dysmorphia
Glands bait?
wish I didn't know that feel
I stopped watching anime 3 years ago but I still go to cons for the sluts (would recommend btw)
>being pedantic
male, want to be those fags with make up and a girly face but a body like competitors in men's physique.
that's my ticket to the gravy train of faggotbux.
Nice word choice bimbo,I like it.
how is it going with the unstable chink.
tfw pre-workout shits
I don't care if you post pics just don't try and give me advice or reply to my posts or make fun of my wife's kid ever again.
Same as it ever was. Bickering and dissatisfaction with blocks of passion and fun.
Trying to just coast. This morning was was good.
you need to chill man you deserve it.
pack your shit and ghost her,both of you will be happier.
this world needs more swole traps
miku hatsune head on akira ragemode body
>5 (yous)
AHAH THE YOU YOU YOU IT IS LIKE CRACK IT FEEDS ME
>do I know anything about training other than what fraud has told me
'no'
But it seems to work
Look at /fraud/ (excluding you mr.dyel)
>forum has their body pictures on their laptop.
t.dyel
how you can be a bodybuilder and not have photos of yourself on your phone or laptop
>tfw getting flamed by the roleplaying natties that user complained about
shoo shoo
Yeah. things are fine for now.
Someone buy me this model kit and I'll coach you.
whoops bby I quoted the wrong guy xoxox no flame
Also,
>moosey small
>I'm big
>but I can't post photos
'Whaha wahaha this 19 year old kid is bigger than me after 2 months of test E + supersets than I am after 9 years of "strength sports" and winistrol and fucking 2 year long blast.'
comedy gold,
>im bigger than moosey
>i can't post pics though
cannot make this shit up,
~10 of those 15lbs is water, glycogen and increased nutrient storage in the sarcoplasm
Meaning he gained about 5lbs, if that, of muscle.
who MAGA here?