A Rockstar zero is $1 chaper than a monster zero

I've been blocked four times for spreading the sugar-free gospel of sips. Mods/janitors hate any """"shilling""""""" whatsoever.

Sharing a sip I call lonlieness, cause it's better than sipping alone

Their watermelon and lemonade zero are 10x better than any monster I've had.

Care to make that 5?

>$1 chaper
You get what you pay for.

>mfw waking up with no rockstar pure zero

Reeeeeeeeeee! Its called substitution economics

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I know you're in this thread lad, see you in vallhalla

You only get less caffeine for more money. Accept the facts, friend. Abandon Monster and take the ubersip into your heart.

Isn't having one of these regularly bad for you?

Think of all the chemicals and shit. You're turning your body into a living chemistry experiment.

>rockstar in the morning
>protein powder full of bcaas and shit
>supplements over pure food

YOU'RE KILLING YOURSELF

>he doesn't add 2 scoops to his monster

this was top tier, idk if they still make it

Sips still outsell Rockstar. And that's called inelasticity baby.

its sparkling water, artificial, sweeteners, vitamin b, and caffeine

Thanks mom

They only make more because 12 year old gamers will pay more for a softcore caffiene rush

>Rockstar
>cheap
>too much caffeine
>zero dank image macros

>sips
>not cheap, but not bad
>perfect amount of caffeine at 140 mg
>like a hundred dank image macros

Nothin personnel...kid

>12 year old gamers will pay more
Yeah. Classic example of a rational consumer.

Just enough caffeine for a middle schooler, there is a reason real grown ups need more caffeine

It must suck to be a butt-obliterated Rockstar shill trying in vain to dismantle the most dangerous meme of 2016 and the most A E S T H E T I C meme of 2017

2 scoops lmao?
try 5 u fucking faggot, im sorry maybe its just me i always gotta go the extra step and over achieve

S I P B O Y S

that guy who wears basketball shorts between his sips

Where do you guys buy your energy drinks? Ten packs of Monster are $15 where I live

check amazon or you can go to a gas station and buy a case

>fell for the sip meme
>start drinking two a day
>didn't get much sleep the night before a lecture and feel tired as fuck
>say fuck it and drink a half-empty monster while i heat up my oatmeal
>body starts feeling hollow and breathing becomes hard
>get random shocks of heart pain out of nowhere
>start panicking and call 911
>meme doctors say it was just a panic attack
>now owe them 2 grand because they took blood test and gave me 1 xanax and kicked me out of the hospital 2 hours later

never again

>he literally can't dedend the fact that Rockstar costs less for more caffeine

>not just accepting death

Where the fuck do you get them that cheap?
Four cans of Monster are $12.50 at the grocery store here.

who /gulp/ here

not him but my local publix sometimes has 3 for $4 deals
rockstars are dollar each where i live

All this talk of rockstar has my heart racing

I don't know know a whole lot about energy drinks but if you're going for caffeine on a budget just get some caffeine pills?

This is a sip only thread sir. You're going to have to leave.

do you drink the juice?

In Germany we had some sugar free stuff w/ cod dlc. I think they do it to all flavors

what is the caffeine difference between the 2? here in Bong every energy drink is 30-32mg/100ml.
also rockstar is superior but i can only ever find sugar free monster where i live

why are you all addicted fags so fascinated by sugar free drinks???

240mg vs 140? Or 180mg in a monster. Can't remember.

i drink one over the course of a day at work, pills would only give me a burst and then fall off but i can sip 1 can over my breaks and it works out just right

>he literally can't distinguish one feature of a product from the product as a whole
You're not paying for just caffeine. If all you want is cheap caffeine, buy caffeine pills. No one will ever fuck you because they'll assume you're a truck driver, but if that's the life you want to live, it's your choice.

Paying a little extra for sips means you get caffeine AND B-vitamins AND taurine AND zero sugar/calories AND crisp/refreshing/delicious taste AND you don't have to be seen drinking Rockstar like a DYEL virgin.

Lurk more

140

S I P B O I S

S I P B O Y S

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

This.

Watermelon Rockstar is the ultimate sip.

>inb4 t. watermelon loving nigger
Joke's on you i'm white as can be (slav)

69p a can of the regular green MonstaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWEDAMUHFUGGINBESTNIGGARrrrrrr at my local Poundstretcher or £1 any flavour at Poundland.

>Slavs
>White

>implying slavs aren't the last clean white genepool in the world

>Slavs
>White genepool

monster zero is full of sodium, enjoy retaining all that water

I live in the UK and i'm abit of a soda connoisseur. I get the blueberry one sometimes because it's the only drink with that weird artificial blueberry flavour that is in alot of american foods. Abit like that artificial grape flavour, its quite hard to find in the UK so if you have a craving it's a good buy.

btw I only drink about 2-3 cans of soda a week, i'm not addicted just enjoy it.

top zozzle

>literally the liquid juice

Watermelon is pretty good, but Ultra Citron and Ultra Black are still my go to sips. If Rockstar makes a Zero version of their sour apple, I'll switch in a heartbeat.

All these kids and their fuccboi drinks. Why don't you get Happy Meal while you're at it?

Black coffee is the best sipp.

what toy comes with the happy meal

You get b vitamins and great flavor with rockstar, and more caffeine

*sips fedora*

>nonsipper detected

Because Nos is superior in taste in every single way. Actually has a flavor.

it top tier

>full of bcaas and shit
Yeah, because essential amino acids a suuuuuper bad for you.

As is Carbonated water with b vitamins, caffeine, sugar alcohol, and flavoring.

Definitely some dangerous stuff here

>shilling like this is acceptable on Veeky Forums
Kill me now

Who here /devilworSIPper/?

1 yuropoor coin per can. Get on my level, monsterplebs.

How long are you guys going to keep this viral marketing campaign going? Surely it will stop being worth the money at some point.

I bet you're one of those faggots who thinks GMOs are bad, too.

dont fall for it, stay far away from energy drinks and caffeine in general

Gives me the shits literally

Newfag detected

That was a euphoric post if ever I've seen one.

Sips can't exceed 190mg caffeine in my country. Rock star sips are coloured and somehow seem sugary.

nah ill stick to my Monster zero sips nigga

And you still think healthcare is fine in america?

Kek americuck system

>BRAAAAAP

>current year
>not driking gfuel

Gotta have my S I P S

Apparently it's working, these threads made me buy the white Monster, it was shit as expected though

Rockstars have all of those too.

So does Red Bull - the most aesthetic sip.

This is

>fake news

Sad!

>slavs
>not nigs

>not sipping Red Bull Sugar Free aka The GOAT
are you retarded or what?

>carbonated nyquil

You can just buy caffeine pills or powder to get cheaper caffeine. Or bet yet avoid all of this unhealthy garbage

>viral
>implying any of this has caught on anywhere but this tiny corner of the internet

>marketing
>implying monster had anything to do with this

Lurk more

why not just drink coffee like a normal human being?

Because working or working out while drinking something hot and bitter isn't exactly the best combo.

>Reptilian Ascended Being Tier
Red Bull Total Zero

>God Tier
Coffee
Red Bull Sugarfree

>Good Tier
Rockstar Zero
Nos Zero
Powerade Zero

>Meme Tier
Monster Zero

>he's never tried that first sip