Holy shit so

Holy shit so
>tfw cinema got a no singles policy
just became real

you do realize that gym are going to be next on the chopping blocks right?

better start gathering info on bodyweight routines i guess

I dont understand why .. explain what this movie is about?

Guy is into bdsm but its not creepy cuz hes "fit" and a billionaire.

>gym are going to be next on the chopping blocks

Other way around. Gyms already prohibited men, movie theaters are just catching up.

imagine how many milfs youd be able to pull by walking into this movie... theyll be soaking wet and be going through heat and you're the only single guy in the theater

So why are single men not allowed??

no guy will watch that garbage even if they let them in

More importantly, why would you as a single guy want to watch this crap?

>inb4 get laid
Yes, because all these 40year olds who get turned on by whathisname...jamie dornan is something you want

wtf is the point of this thread?

>imagine how many milfs youd be able to pull by walking into this movie
thats disgusting mate, have some standards

I went to John Wick the other night with my brother. Our theater was packed full of fatties and a bunch of late 30s women still holding on to what little sex appeal they may have. We also have a bar, so chicks were double fisting drinks left and right walking out of there. Shit was putrid and reminds you of exactly who this film caters to.

I saw the first one with my then gf and the theatre was filled with old Asian men. It was fucked up. Now that I think about it they were probably giving each other hand jobs the whole time. I mean why don't you just put on some HD porn

i remember the first time this shit was in cinema

>live in UK
>drive by theater that is playing it
>never seen so much cattle livestock in my life

So are single women allowed to watch this then? If so then this is clear sexism, double standards much?

>tfw got kicked out of Toy Story 3 for being single male

wish I had friends

How do I achieve this?

creatine

Maybe you shouldnt have whipped your dick out and started jacking it?

>my gym now has a no singles policy
>I have a home gym

FUCK YOU MOM

It's a movie for 40-50 y/o women to get wet over.

holy shit those calves

im jelly

what the heck calves

bring your mom

>Guy is into bdsm but its not creepy cuz hes "fit" and a billionaire

Wild guess here, he's a dom.

leg day every day

>one shooting at a theater nearly a decade ago
>No singles policy now

Why?

>Mirror story
>cheeky cinema 'BANS' singles as promotion

why are you so triggered?