>Have 8/10 azn gf >2 years older than me >Wastes a lot of time doing meme exercises but at least diets and is slim >She has literally 0 friends for the last few years since leaving school because she is... >Borderline autistic and thus hates chads >0 libido (she has tried a few hookups) and thus wont cheat but still does sexy stuff with me because she understands its nessecary for a relationship >Makes me sleep naked with her because she always feels colder before i do
Bonus
>Lets me call her mommy (i love you mommy)
Who else here /madeit/?
Adam Morgan
>0 libido
that's an issue with you, not her
it's not possible for a woman, especially in her prime, to not want to have sex
Samuel Walker
I thought I made it too user. And then she cucked me. Enjoy it while it lasts, but there is nothing but pain until u LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
Nolan Anderson
Shes never gotten off from penetrative sex so she just rubs herself on my leg while im sleeping every 3 days. Sometimes when i catch her i try to eat her out but she never asks for it first
Brody Jackson
>no friends >0 libido >admits to hook up
All major red flags. You are a delusional fag. I bet she isnt even 8/10.
Levi Myers
Thats because shes borderline autistic. Cant social, cant in touch with physical self, complete honesty. Im willing to take this red flag over any generic stacy looking for the next chad to get plowed by
Henry Harris
Also literally the opposite of what you said would be
>lots of guys hitting on her >wants to fuck all the chads all the time >lies about hooking up
Take your pick user
Benjamin Brooks
You ar delusional. Also the fact that you relate "making it" to having a "gf" already tells me how delusional you are. I hope you realize this and stop puting this girl in a pedestal because she will either dump you, cheat on you or worse, stick with you and youll both be misserable.
Jordan Torres
I am mad jelly
Charles Adams
>0 libido enjoy the no sex life if you get married for some reason. she might put out now, if only to keep you around.
Asher Murphy
t. fox with no grapes
Carter Bennett
>2 years older
my azn qt3.14 gf is 20 and calls me onii-chan all the time get on my level, "chad"
Parker Edwards
Tbh this is correct and i have considered this but i decided id rather jerk off on monmys tits every night instead of have the possibility of her fucking other guys
Brody James
You're dating a loser. And that's fine, just don't waste your time. Or do, it's your life.
Carter James
Congrats senpai Good coping
Anthony Foster
Every woman has libido OP, you need to find out what turns her on.
Being friendless is also an issue, I'm autistic myself but I still strive for a social life, she might not be sure how to get and maintain friends so you should help her with this.
Also just because she is autistic it doesn't mean she can't lie, don't kid yourself.
Colton Hernandez
>8/10 gf
Okay
>Asian -1
>no libido and tried hookups anyway
-2
So she's actually 5/10
Congrats senpai you really made it now
Tyler Sullivan
>-1 you mean +5
Brandon Rodriguez
Depends on what kind of Asian
Aaron Richardson
She wouldn't be fucking guys cause you said she has no libido.
Unless she's got none for you.
Xavier Lewis
back to your cuck porn
Sebastian Robinson
You forgot
>2 years older
-5
Julian Johnson
thx user
Christopher Gray
>>Lets me call her mommy (i love you mommy)
how come none of you fags is commenting on this? WTF
Ayden Davis
What are you, 12? Calling your girlfriend mommy is most likely the tamest shit here, where do you think you are?
David Roberts
>What are you, 12? Calling your girlfriend mommy is most likely the tamest shit here, where do you think you are?
>having mommy issues grow up n stop suckling your mom's tits kid
Jonathan Thompson
Stop projecting u babby man
Logan Powell
>u babby man >from one who sucks on mommy's titties
Ayden Reed
Read this user, you dumb cuck fag.
It's you, not her.
You're just convenient now. She'll leave you once she finds time for someone better.