Have 8/10 azn gf

>Have 8/10 azn gf
>2 years older than me
>Wastes a lot of time doing meme exercises but at least diets and is slim
>She has literally 0 friends for the last few years since leaving school because she is...
>Borderline autistic and thus hates chads
>0 libido (she has tried a few hookups) and thus wont cheat but still does sexy stuff with me because she understands its nessecary for a relationship
>Makes me sleep naked with her because she always feels colder before i do

Bonus

>Lets me call her mommy (i love you mommy)

Who else here /madeit/?

>0 libido

that's an issue with you, not her

it's not possible for a woman, especially in her prime, to not want to have sex

I thought I made it too user. And then she cucked me. Enjoy it while it lasts, but there is nothing but pain until u LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

Shes never gotten off from penetrative sex so she just rubs herself on my leg while im sleeping every 3 days. Sometimes when i catch her i try to eat her out but she never asks for it first

>no friends
>0 libido
>admits to hook up

All major red flags. You are a delusional fag. I bet she isnt even 8/10.

Thats because shes borderline autistic. Cant social, cant in touch with physical self, complete honesty. Im willing to take this red flag over any generic stacy looking for the next chad to get plowed by

Also literally the opposite of what you said would be

>lots of guys hitting on her
>wants to fuck all the chads all the time
>lies about hooking up

Take your pick user

You ar delusional. Also the fact that you relate "making it" to having a "gf" already tells me how delusional you are. I hope you realize this and stop puting this girl in a pedestal because she will either dump you, cheat on you or worse, stick with you and youll both be misserable.

I am mad jelly

>0 libido
enjoy the no sex life if you get married for some reason. she might put out now, if only to keep you around.

t. fox with no grapes

>2 years older

my azn qt3.14 gf is 20 and calls me onii-chan all the time
get on my level, "chad"

Tbh this is correct and i have considered this but i decided id rather jerk off on monmys tits every night instead of have the possibility of her fucking other guys

You're dating a loser. And that's fine, just don't waste your time. Or do, it's your life.

Congrats senpai
Good coping

Every woman has libido OP, you need to find out what turns her on.

Being friendless is also an issue, I'm autistic myself but I still strive for a social life, she might not be sure how to get and maintain friends so you should help her with this.

Also just because she is autistic it doesn't mean she can't lie, don't kid yourself.

>8/10 gf

Okay

>Asian
-1

>no libido and tried hookups anyway

-2

So she's actually 5/10

Congrats senpai you really made it now

>-1
you mean +5

Depends on what kind of Asian

She wouldn't be fucking guys cause you said she has no libido.

Unless she's got none for you.

back to your cuck porn

You forgot

>2 years older

-5

thx user

>>Lets me call her mommy (i love you mommy)

how come none of you fags is commenting on this? WTF

What are you, 12? Calling your girlfriend mommy is most likely the tamest shit here, where do you think you are?

>What are you, 12? Calling your girlfriend mommy is most likely the tamest shit here, where do you think you are?

>having mommy issues
grow up n stop suckling your mom's tits kid

Stop projecting u babby man

>u babby man
>from one who sucks on mommy's titties

Read this user, you dumb cuck fag.

It's you, not her.

You're just convenient now. She'll leave you once she finds time for someone better.