Print some ads that say: Girls and young women needed, guaranteed satisfaction...

I know right.

that's why I'm giving it the seeking whores approach.

also not giving my real number.

I'm a 5"7 widow peak spic that looks like a filipino.

Kek.
Just b urself bro

you know motherfuckers this is true.

when I approached girls, I didn't saw they rejecting me because I was spic, they didn't gave a fuck.

That's right b urself breh

nope retard.

as long as you don't look like a fucking loser everything is ok.

Holy shit, you did this ? Pics of add, you can blurr phone number

You sound insecure breh.
It's okay to be gay

I haven't done the flyer shit yet, but have got like 10 numbers, simply by talking to girls.

sure.

Come on, post it you autistic faggot. What the fuck is wrong with people these days?

I haven't even printed the ad yet.

>got 10 numbers
Then whats is your fucking problem ? clearly the flyers idea is fucking autistic.

dunno, here it's the story.

Predays of college:
Beta as fuck, even while I was not socially retarded, I was afraid to talk to girls, 0 experience.
Worried as fuck to meet girls, how I was going to do it.
Did the unthinkable.
Made a fake facebook profile (with my photo), start to add girls I think were hot.
Got 80 female girls to add as friend.
Start to talk to all.
Only 25 replied, from those 10 started to talk seriously.
from those 10, 4 got really into it.

This gave me confidence about myself, my shaking hands dissapeared.

Entrance day of college, spanish test.
Started to approach random girls, approached 12 that day, got like 4 phones, one girl replied, fucked over my chance with her, I think I scared her.

First day:
Got one number of a white girl in the workshop calculus class, started to talk but she only replied in single words.

Second day:
Saw two girls walking alone that asked me about the cafeteria, gladly accompany them and start talking to them, got their phone numbers, didn't knew they were from my calculus class.

Third day:
Started to approach girls outside the library, a lot of failures, some rejected me, one I told me why should she gave her phone number to a stranger.

Four day:
Saw the girls from the previous day in my calculus class, approached them, they remember me, they present me their degree classmates, start talking to them with confidence and 0 beta shit (I had new confidence now), got like 7-10 numbers.

Fifth day:
Made this thread, already talking to four girls on whatsapp.

Christ. W-why are you trying to talk to like 100 girls at once?

from my experience, I have less than 1/20 percent chance of sucess with every new girl.

make the math.

Sorry to shot you down but this is Veeky Forums, please go to /adv/ or /r9k/

>he doesn't know this is r9k lite

so, to succeed you have to talk to more than 500 grills. Don't you think people will find out about your desperation and consider you a creep? Also, pls post body pic.

thread with this type of beautiful autism happens about once a couple of months, let it be.

not really, from 15-20 girls there would be 2 girls that want to keep talking to you.

>creep
not really, actually approaching girls will give you confidence, it becomes second nature.

being creepy is lack of experience.

oh, you said 1/20 percent so I thought it's 1/20 * 1/100, which would mean even smaller chances of success than I previously calculated (0.0005).

But anyway, yeah, you should try doing these ads. Post them here when you finish plox

I'm pretty successful with girls, I just happen to be good looking, white, drive a sports car, and have money. I'm shooting fish in a barrel hooking up with 18-21 year olds at my school (I'm 25).

I know EXACTLY what type of dude you are op, because when I'm with a female, you'll pop up in her messages and she will curse and ignore you.

Change your game up, homie. You won't win if you insist on playing by the "hot dude" rules without being a hot dude

sorry bro for not being born genetically gifted.

really new at all this game.

You're close to the answer with your response. A fish can ONLY swim. It will NEVER fly, you feel me?

If you, the fish, base your life around learning to fly, and base your happiness on that, you're gonna have a bad time.

I've seen hot girls being with uglier guys than me.

I'm average, so still got a chance, most girls don't seem to mind me not being a chad.

>female girls
And how do you know the girls were female?

>The guy who texts the girl you've just fucked

Such an alpha feel when she puts the phone away ignoring >the guy and begs you to fuck her again

>I've seen hot girls being with uglier guys than me.
Because they're swimming, they're not ugly dudes using PUA tactics that only work with really rich or really handsome dudes. Like you're trying to do.

If your goal is to just fuck someone, just hang out and party with sluts, you'll get some action but if you look like what I imagine you look like, you're gonna get creep status immediately and be sexually blacklisted, meaning you need to diversify your girl-pool often

There's no better high, holy shit

If you're ugly you don't deserve a girlfriend, or sex for that matter. Ugly people are workhorses, not genetic powerhouses. Know your place in this world and you'll be a lot happier

not really a native speaker.

I dunno bro, all this chad BS doesn't seem to apply when I meet girls IRL.

it's like real life doesn't work for fit memes.

that's why I know you're a virgin, because the Chad BS doesn't work IRL.

>it doesn't work for me so it doesn't work for you

Pathetic little beta bitch just got his first taste of the harsh reality of his world.

>Chad bs doesn't work
Your whole approach is Chad bs and it isn't working for you because you're not attractive and interesting enough to pull it off. While on the flip side there are TONS of dudes using the same techniques who are sleeping with all the girls YOU covet so much.

Enjoy failure though, there's enough in my previous posts to put you on the right track but it's clear you're kinda a standoffish asshole, no wonder you don't get girls.

IRL is diferent than Veeky Forums memes my dear friend.

I've learned that most girls don't give a fuck unless you're extremelly ugly.

and some girls told me Chads seem to them gays and they felt disgust over bodybuilders.

unless your memes contradict my IRL experience, I'll take what I've saw IRL.

IRL experiences gives me a diferent picture bro.

sorry if I take memes with a grain of salt if IRL shit tells me otherwise.

you seem another r9k fag, bragging about shit he hasn't experienced yet IRL.

You have 0 IRL xp outside of being ugly and spamming whatsapp with "u wunt sum fuk?" though

It's whatever man, just stop making threads complaining about the lack of female attention if you insist on being retarded

see
I've gotten more experience than you.
provide some evidence of your claims.

you seem like another r9k retard who only experience are memes from r9k and fit.

I rather believe what I saw IRL than some Veeky Forums meme.

here are my phone contacts.

So you're an ugly beta who's mad so people who can actually do what you can't. Gotcha. Sorry kiddo, the world isn't a fairy tale, you can't do everything you want.

...

>picture of you sending the first message and no responses
>h-h-here's my experience

This is sad

girls don't seem to mind me and gave me their phones, some smile at my comments, others laugh.

got any IRL evidence of your r9k BS?

from those got 4 actually talking.

It's whatsapp and you're sending mass messages asking for their name and saying "what's up". In what way is this you even playing the same game as a real life Chad?

I'm sorry that you base your life accomplishments off of getting women, but getting mad that others do more for less than you isn't their fault nor mine

I got all of those numbers yesterday, got four already talking with me.

I haven't gotten the chance to see them again.

I'm sorry I'm not a fucking Chad with million years experience.

You should be sorry. You sit and mean about not being someone you will never be. Stop trying to fly and start swimming. Stupid fish.

you haven't provided evidence of your superior genes fucking hundreds of girls in five minutes.

got anything to back up the talk?

or just another r9k loser?

What the fuck is the point of this thread?

Your pictures show that you are an actual creep, there's no conversation, just hellos. A fucking million of them, that's not how you network girls.

In 2 weeks you'll be that guy raging at girls through messenger telling them they're stuck up bitches for choosing to hang and talk with good looking dudes with money, apartments and cars.

Proof is in the pudding. Enjoy your dry dick

What am I suppose to be backing up? This is the universal truth. You are not me and I will never be you. People are different. You want to be me, you are taught through film and books and word of mouth that you want to be me but you will never, ever be me. Stop trying

I already told you there's four that are having a conversation.

my IRL experience differs with your r9k BS.

got anything to back it up?

yeah, I don't think so.

This has to be a bait thread, no way José. If a girl thinks shes meeting a sexy model with money and she gets catfished by your Meximelt culo, youre gunna get labeled a freak beta on campus.

>Implying you havent already been put on the weirdo watch-list.

Again what is the fucking point? So you're trying your retarded mass message thing and having awkward convos that go nowhere? What do you want from us?

No matter what we seem to say you don't care, you're right right right. You got it all figured out, Pablo, your life if the fucking Truman Show and you've cracked the code, all the bitches will be at your house tomorrow morning, face down ass up just for you, you special little guy.

>but muh proof
You're actually lucky I wasted the 30 minutes I did on this thread, I have no reason to advise or prove anything to you, you fucking spiclet

You're on the internet trying to claim to be chad over four(4) Whatsapp conversations with all of them being started and lead by you. You have no "IRL" experience because you need faceless texting to even talk to females. A real life chad uses texts for convenience, not necessity. It's pathetic how adamantly you're defending your betaness as if it's a marker above the people you claim to hate

So, it's all Veeky Forums advice?
lol

I got their phones yesterday.

Funny how you can't back up posting your whatsapps.

like I said, IRL show me girls IRL are diferent from r9k memes.

>show me your whatsapps!!!

What did I just say? Chads don't use what's app because they don't need to. The fact that you HAVE to see a Whatsapp to be convinced that chads are fucking "your girls" just shows how deluded you are.

Come back when they're on your dick. Really though, I'll see you when you post your virgin rage thread here in a few days.

So, no evidence to back it up?

post timestamp then, let's see if you're hot.

>bragging about talking to girls on the internet
>hasn't even fucked a single one
>bragging

How sad are you think talking is worth bragging about? And you call yourself a chad?

>gets BTFO for bragging about talking to girls over online texts
>"p-post yourself!"

Hahaha, damn, this is hilarious, watching you scramble to find something, ANYTHING to cling onto to not look so pathetic.

see
never claimed to be a chad, far from it.
but I have more experience than fags who keep talking about r9k BS.

got anything to back it up you're not a loser?

>still haven't post evidence
post anything then.

>he's gonna backpedal again because he's a loser from r9k
so, I hope you don't keep backpedalling.

So you want me to go get written statements from all the girls I've boned? Because I don't use phone apps.

Once again, brag when you've even gotten tit shots from any of them, by when you're just mass sending "hello" to them.

>I seek validation through my assumptions about anonymous people on the internet who don't like what I say

>I can easily talk to girls
>proceeds to plaster ads around neighborhood soliciting sex from young girls
Ok

See
As ve said, you need Whatsapp, Chads don't.

Nobody is going to sink to your level, we have no reason to patronize you.

Go do whatever you want man. Start by deleting your thread, just do what you're doing, don't even bother making another thread in a month because nobody here is going to care enough to even say "told you so"

So, not even got a greentext or a photo of a girl?

Nothing?

I'm not a chad.
I have two weeks learning to pickup.

You're begging people on the internet for the pictures of girls they've fucked.

How pathetic are you?

wow, four chads on this thread and yet 0 evidence from one.

wow, clearly they're real chads and not r9k losers repeating BS.

They don't have to be naked pictures.

you know this website there are threads about sharing gf pictures on /b/ right?

but yeah, keep backpedalling.

clearly you have hundreds of girls and 0 evidence, not even a greentext.

can you provide a detailed greentext at least?

They gave you a lot of advice but you're a sub 100 IQ tard who cannot parse information. Wouldn't matter if I linked the posts ITT, you'd ignore or talk around them to rationalize your loneliness and failure

>this thread
Once again, OP was a fag

How is a greentext evidence that you wit simply dismiss as much as you're dismissing the truth now?

Why should I even bother with s person who's idea of "making it" with girls is texting them on his phone? I get that you're lonely and pretending to be a chad, but it's getting to a point where even the most pathetic betas can see the mirror

because is r9k BS about Chads that my IRL experience tells me otherwise.

or should I not believe what I saw with my own eyes and believe memes?

but yeah, they clearly have provided evidence they're not from r9k talking BS.

tell me how it was the last girl you fucked, and how you met her, with details.

you clearly could do that without personal information.

You want me to give you a story about a girl I've fucked. Why? Do you get off to this? Are you into cuckold porn by any chance?

Seriously dude, take a step back and reflect. You're begging people on The internet to tell you stories about times when they fucked chicks.

Memes are memes for a reason

You have no irl experience, you collected 20 numbers in 5 days and spammed them with hellos

You are a loser and your mindset will keep you a loser

ok, let's try an inocent question only real life experience can do and r9k faggots will never be able to reply.

What was the proportion of you talking versus she talking she you meet her.

Give a proper number, like how much will you be talking to girls you pickup.

10%, 20%, 30%, 90%, 75%

how much will a girl reply to you IRL.

if you're a chad you clearly know the number.

>beta asking how much we talked to the girl va her talking to us to prove we had sex

Dude, stop, you're gonna be in like 6 different screen caps that will hop around Veeky Forums. You're gonna fulfill your beta dream of being a laughing stock, but hey people will be talking about you at least, right?

answer this:
from 12 girls you approach, how many will give you her number and how many will reply to you?
give an aproximate number.

>inb4 all 12
lmao

There is no fucking number you tard, there are dozens of girls you'll meet, every one with a different personality.

Some girls talk, some girls let me lead them, some girls lead me, you don't even have a metric to judge my info on BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER TALKED TO A GIRL IN REAL LIFE

Real talk, are you autistic?

the number is the same, it doesn't matter what's the girl.

the number is the same.

not really.

what's the proportion of girls that will talk versus the ones that are shy.

what's the average number of words a girl reply has.

clearly you're showing you don't know even the most basic shit.

just like asking a virgin about sex.

not really.
asking basic shit I've learned this week.

This was a clever troll

>beta enough to calculate the percentage of replies
Do you see? This is why you'll never make it

>he can't even answer basic shit
lmao

like asking a virgin about sex.

This can be real. No one is this retarded. Damn son, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. All we need is a face to put to this and we're set.

Hey OP, how many of those girls have you banged yet? In the time it takes you to answer, chads aroun the world are already 2 nuts deep into them.

so you clearly have no idea about basic shit about talking to girls and can't even provide evidence you're a chad?

nice to play the game, losers.

3/4 girls will tell the same number of words.
talkative girls will tell up to a bigger number, but clearly I had to talk a lot.

just meet them yesterday.
I'll try to get some dates next week.

>autistic enough to calculate how many words a girl will supposedly say before hopping onto the dick
>still hasn't had sex

My lord this is good stuff. Keep going, I need just a few more posts to put into the screen cap.

ok, fucking chads.

another question.

which will be the most common replies of girls to a male question about their hobbies?

I'm asking basic shit anyone with experience can reply.

what's the most common answer to how'd you doing?

is like asking how much time does it takes for a girl to reach orgasm when you fuck her.

is that too autistic to know?

>take my wifes son to the gym
>he outlifts me in 2 weeks

how do I cope Veeky Forums?

Pls OP, post body, let's see the sex machine that (you) is

Post your whatsapp with pictures f models and cash all around campus