/fraud/ steroid General

Who knows if I am insane or a meme or both edition?

Previously on 'is this guy serious' general

delete that image i am not fat

This one made me kek good job

Tell me everyone, what progress did you make in life today?
>2 mile pr
>sent out job applications
>got a bunch of needles

Overall decent day. Also been watching Durarara and the Sopranos. Icing on the cake, I STILL get food stamps from Nevada even though I haven't lived there in months.

/blog

New PR every other day

Today deadlift 285 x 5

What's the deal with trenbolone vs trenorol

'Haha Alex you suck'

'Haha Alex you never contribute anything to fraud'

You guys are welcome, I had to work hard for these

>Tfw slut

>roided
>proud of gains
What?

>natty
>still trigger you

U mad?

I look like you do in your wet dreams after 5 months natty lifting

U imagine me on roids?

Is there any point jumping on roids as a beginning lifter? Or are beginner gains so great it would be a waste? Would roids make it so I could do Starting strength AND cardio without my lifts suffering??

kek pretty sure you're just false flagging as alex at this point

Yeah man go to reddit steroids wiki and do starting strength please post progress for us

It's a great idea nothing could go wrong

Roids pretty much allow you to work harder, that's the whole idea. If you don't think so, you've probably never done them, which is consistent with your arrogant shitposting.

Yeah ok

Ps: control f MasT

Ur welcome MasT lmfao

Cap

Control F capitalist

Cmon fellas we /positivegeneral/ like the good old days.
Now tell me more good things about today

>can't remember whether you took your asin today
fuck

I cleaned my place and made the decision to quit my shitty job

I would be positive but I'm still asshurt you stole my name and started namefagging with it forever ago

**also for the record I'm not the guy posting shittalking, just thought I'd throw that out there

I'm working in a restaurant now and can't wait to quit. It's not terrible just mindless. Got a dream job offer a few weeks back but failed the background check ofc.

There was a Kahuna before me? Smh senpai

Sorry it just gets to me

All the bullshit bodybuilder.org shit

All the 'you need to roid to get girls'

All the "what do girls want"

All the "if I roided I could lose my virginity"

Makes me sick to my stomach, all of it. Disgusts me to my core, really.

All the Connor Murphy idolizing

We have people like ghandi and MasT that look obscene on board

And they wanna roid to be like Connor, roid for the body girls like

Roid to be as big as and huge as you can be

All this pathetic retarded what do girls like shit

Make it hard for me to keep my food down

Yeah. Only used the name on the IRC though, never name/tripped in the threads. You did happen to come around while I wasn't actively posting or anything though.

And sheeeit, I been in the restaurant biz, I'm sorry. A job's a job but some of them are awful.

sounds more like you have an intestinal parasite or something famalam, shouldn't be causing that much gastrointestinal stress that there are preening faggots out there

if you don't think connor murphy is huge you're a delusional mongoloid tho

>Wanting to be as big as possible
>Not not strong and fast too

What's the point? You just wanna be some dysfunctional meat tumor?

Kek that's the job I'm quitting.

Sorry to hear on your dream job. What was it?

alex has no personality, he just repeats whatever masT says (while trolling about 99% of the time, which alex doesn't get for some reason). don't mind him.

I like your anti SS stance. It really is insane how meme'd people get with routines on this board.
VOLUME > muh barbell only! 5x5! Don't overwork your CNS!
I've only seen one Connor Murphy video I think he was like doin pull-ups at the grocery store or something. Pretty awful.

We can both be Kahuna if you want although I may have given it a slightly tainted image and for that I apologize

Took a more recent quad picture for that user earlier.. Legs are a tough one for me. I don't like the huge legs look and I don't particularly enjoy training them as much as push/pull days. I pretty much just try and keep them from being noticeably underdeveloped.

He's not "huge", he's big, lean, and exceptionally good looking.
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The easiest way to look like you put on 10 pounds of muscle is to lose 10 pounds of fat.

moron

why is she sucking in?
why is her spine crooked?
why is she wearing tattered and stained clothing?

File no longer exists =(

Donde esta bimbseys?

im sucking in because im a fat fuck obviously and it's a bleach stain, no clue how it happened. a shame, because i like that bra, but it's not like anyone is going to see it IRL

I saw it, mod prolly got to it

I tainted it plenty, no worries there. I'm 99% a lurker these days, I'll think of a self-deprecating alternative name soon enough if I feel the need to maintain an identity here.

In reality, just thought it was funny. Imagine a lot of people didn't know the difference (or thought I must have been completely full of shit then coming out of my shell as you?)

Dream job may have been hyperbole on my part. It was a logistics position for a high end fashion distributor.

The real appeal in it for me was the great schedule and salary. It was also one of those cool Google-esque work environments with an onsite gym and subsidized cafe. Plus great benefits.

It was demoralizing because I made it through several rounds of interviews and aptitude testing, even passed my first drug test. The Thursday night prior to the Monday I was supposed to start they called me up and rescinded the offer.

>Interacting with alex
There's something incredibly wrong with you, just saying

What was it?

oh man alex got banned for advertising your ebay shop with someone else's pics

that is incredibly fucking hilarious

god bless mods

what is this picture referring too?

my gf wants to know

He's going to try to ban evade on his 3g and shit, don't forget to report him for ban evasion!

lol, you're on Veeky Forums bud, we're all emotionally fucked on here.

Want to get huge.

Don't want to lose hair.

What do.

Not just emotionally. Alex is objectively a mong faced autistic raving pos

I could catfish a better person to kik lmao

don't have shit genetics

Lmao one day you just went off the deep end and and started IVing all the major drugs

u wot? he wot? I'm not following.

Meh, he looks like a cute elf boi to me.
Sometimes Veeky Forums "autism" can be endearing, provided you can be normal most of the time.

also wtf happened to the "sage" function in Veeky Forums? I don't want to bump the thread with these posts

who's this hot grill in undies

Namefag kahuna wasn't the first kahuna in fraud

Older kahuna mentioned it must have been funny to see someone else posting crazy shit he does (our Kahuna itt) and thinking it was him.

Kahuna then made that remark saying"yeah lol just one day decided to start IVing everything" as if the old Kahuna had a personality shift

sage goes in all fields you washed up roastie

Some retarded slut alex is talking to

Lmao well that was nice of him. The mods are ruthless although to be honest I think there is some janitor user that chills in these threads 24/7 and reports shit like the good little boy he is.
Alex if you are reading you can email me and I can show you how to come back if you don't know.

Reported for ban evasion gg

Tfw u are now oldfag

Would engineering/defense companies ever test for T/E ratio or Test-E metabolites? I have heard they only use a 5 panel test but I want to be 100% sure

Can you also show him how to change states shill boy

kek seriously

reminder to REPORT ON SIGHT

>Reported for ban evasion gg
Dammmmmnnnnnnn sick burn breh.
Where did I put that cream...
Ya I figured you knew what you were doing lol. Can you email me the pic?

PSA: ALEX IS NOW BAN EVADING FOR THE NEXT 30 DAYS

REMEMBER TO REPORT >>>ALL

10/10 accurate, concise, and digestible

Should I start Tren?
>6'4, 210lbs, currently bulking
>gym 3-4 times per week
>currently just use creatine, bcaa, protein, vitamins
>absolutely can NOT fail a drug test I have coming up
So what do? I feel like I haven't been getting bigger recently

kill yourself

Ayy lmao that pic

Say no more senpai

.3 ml@250mg/ml Test E ED (75mg/day 525 per week)
2 25mg/cap Anavar ED
12.5mg Aromasin ED to EOD
ECA + yohimbe
8 weeks Summer cut stats now even though there is 13 inches of snow out side.

Few Questions
Can I preload a weeks worth of needles at a time? (never pinned this often so I don't see why you couldn't but don't want to fuck anything up)
Should I frontload since I'm going to be doing low amounts everyday to speed it up? Dat long ester.
If so how to into frontload?
Lastly anything I'm missing or looks off?

Why are you pinning a long ester ED?

Are you doing an 8 week blast and cutting?

Just want more stables levels and test e is what i have atm. Pinning less oftern means more sides for me at least.

Nah after this 8 weeks I should be good to maintain all summer hopefully. I lose my hunger in the heat.

I left the ho

no you didn't

...

Yo what up dude? I was talking to Amy Daly the other day about starting a porn company lol.

Take test, don't do tren at first. And steroids won't show up on any of the normal drug tests so as log as you don't say "yo I do roids" you'll be fine.

this is only the 500th time now right

is alex actually banned

Moving helped me get away from toxic addictive great sex GF. Leaving Florida was the best decision I've ever made.

Once you're far away the great sex isn't there to compensate for the emotional stress and the chains break so to speak.

>her legs are bigger than his

Does high e2 make your face flush?

Not bloat, but red around cheeks/nose from blood flow

Ah I think so. Got my deposit back. She couldn't even say goodbye. Didn't look me in the eyes.

Probably glad I'm gone. Oh well. Just got two numbers at the dispensary.

yes, just look at the archive of the thread.

4 days max
2 days expected

lol retard

more like 2 days max 1 day expected

Pls respond

Why do my cheeks sometimes look red and flushed? Is it e2 or bp?

Good. Cut contact with her, at least for a short while. It's harder to move on with FB/SC/whatever shoving her in your face all the time.

Deleted her off everything. Removed pics of her from my IG promoting her as a client. Removed her #.

I want to feel vindicated and the best revenge with her is no contact. She thrives off of validation so ignoring her is best.

Hoping on a cruise dose after this cycle. I was thinking 150mg once a week of enanthate would be good. Any real benefit in pinning a quarter of a cc twice a week over just half every monday?

Half life is under 7 days so you'll get some fluctuations

More importantly how are my arms?

>My source's rep is making a fool of himself on SST again

please... someone end this

Yeah I assume it's not that big of a deal. I guess I'll try it out for a few weeks and adjust if necessary.

that stubble looks good on you big boy ;)

;)

Probably BP. What're you running?

what letter does the source start with

250mg test e/e4d

I googled it, it's E2. I took my asin without fats last two times so that explains it.

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the worst part is he's right, he just misunderstood what the other guy is saying because he's a dumb ESL

he never said exogenous test stacks itself on top of your natural test, just that that guy in question responded poorly but still noticed the effects, so it's likely he was already low test before (as in, going from 300 to 1700 is a lot more noticeable than 1200 to 1700)

whatever, it's par for the course with the guy

1700ng/dl for fucking 500mg test a week is still garbage though?

and that's completely unrelated to anything I just said

congrats you dumb ape

Seriously wtf happened to the old rep? That guy actually had a highschool education and was a normal person.

Like this one seems fine and all but he does EVERYTHING so fucking weird and autistically. Like he's literally a Chink

"You must be a low Responder bro. Our Raws or recipe never changes So you are happy and like the reults yet you have low bloods ?

That sounds like a low responder and or someone who might have low Test levels naturally
"

has to do with what he said tho i dont give a shit what u said