How do I get an ass like this?

How do I get an ass like this?

stop attentionwhoring

That's not really an attractive ass.

Post your ass (for critique purposes).

>wanting a long mom ass

Why

...

Roofie her drink

>Genetics
>Squats
>This

you are perfect the way you are bby gurl

Brap

this an ass thread now

long ass. for the long haul

You mean a brap thread, because that's what it's going to turn into.

Keep it up, I'm warning you.

braaaap

BRAAAPPP

A chick needs to squat 300 before they get an ass from it. Something probably around one out of every hundred thousand or so gets to that point, might as well get implants.

BRRREEEEPPFHFFFFFFFT

BRAAAAP

BRAAPPBRAAPPPBREEFFFFFFF

TSSSSSS

Go to mexico on vacation. Tijuanna.

Pay 50 dolla to bang a chick with ass like that or better

Profit.

BRAPft

BRAAAAAAAAAP

hehe, me so sorry chico

Surgery.

I don't call STDs profit

"Hey user, I am feeling pretty gassy tonight. Come on over with your mouth and start licking my asshole."

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... oooh baby, yeah. Just like that and..."

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllll*

"Oh my stomach, user open your mouth."

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

"mmmmmmmm" *eyes roll back in ecstasy* "You're such a great man, user. Doing this all for me..."

"Uh oh, here comes another barrage. OPEN UP, QUICK!!!"

*BRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOP*
*MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*
*BLOOP BLOOP*

"UGH, The finally user, just for my luh... love"

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP*

desu, fart posts help bring reality to females and let's you know they're human too. that means you can approach them like you do any other human and probably get laid.

>STD meme

THe STD rate isn't THAT high bro. Chill out.

How many times did you orgasm while writing that?

sauce

This and convincing a girl to actually do deadlifts.

*BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

Some rich bitch

What is this?

This is just easier dead lifts

Diddlies are the best ass builders

*BRRRRRRAAAAPPPFFFFTTT*

The best meme of 2017 tbqh

wood berry

From the front, her tits look great but her legs are meh

From the back, her ass and legs look great but her upper body looks meh

Wow. That looks exactly like a girl I used to know. Except, she didn't have huge tits nor ass like that and she went full lesbian.

b-b-but, but, her face...

*farts*

HAH

POOPY

still would, though. has P&D written all over her

diarrhea in your shorts at the beach

That's a pretty shitty beach

>#CEO
cringe

also

BRRRARRAAAPAPAPAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPRRPRPRPRPRPARPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRPRPRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPOOOOOPPPIIIEEEEE IN MY PANTTTSSIEEEESSSSSSS XDDDDDD

stop signing your posts~~~

What's P & D?

Pump & Dump virgin. pump and dump

everything from behind was so right and everything from the front so wrong