How do I get an ass like this?
How do I get an ass like this?
stop attentionwhoring
That's not really an attractive ass.
Post your ass (for critique purposes).
>wanting a long mom ass
Why
...
Roofie her drink
>Genetics
>Squats
>This
you are perfect the way you are bby gurl
Brap
this an ass thread now
long ass. for the long haul
You mean a brap thread, because that's what it's going to turn into.
Keep it up, I'm warning you.
braaaap
BRAAAPPP
A chick needs to squat 300 before they get an ass from it. Something probably around one out of every hundred thousand or so gets to that point, might as well get implants.
BRRREEEEPPFHFFFFFFFT
BRAAAAP
BRAAPPBRAAPPPBREEFFFFFFF
TSSSSSS
Go to mexico on vacation. Tijuanna.
Pay 50 dolla to bang a chick with ass like that or better
Profit.
BRAPft
BRAAAAAAAAAP
hehe, me so sorry chico
Surgery.
I don't call STDs profit
"Hey user, I am feeling pretty gassy tonight. Come on over with your mouth and start licking my asshole."
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... oooh baby, yeah. Just like that and..."
*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllll*
"Oh my stomach, user open your mouth."
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
"mmmmmmmm" *eyes roll back in ecstasy* "You're such a great man, user. Doing this all for me..."
"Uh oh, here comes another barrage. OPEN UP, QUICK!!!"
*BRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOP*
*MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*
*BLOOP BLOOP*
"UGH, The finally user, just for my luh... love"
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP*
desu, fart posts help bring reality to females and let's you know they're human too. that means you can approach them like you do any other human and probably get laid.
>STD meme
THe STD rate isn't THAT high bro. Chill out.
How many times did you orgasm while writing that?
sauce
This and convincing a girl to actually do deadlifts.
*BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*
Some rich bitch
What is this?
This is just easier dead lifts
Diddlies are the best ass builders
*BRRRRRRAAAAPPPFFFFTTT*
The best meme of 2017 tbqh
wood berry
From the front, her tits look great but her legs are meh
From the back, her ass and legs look great but her upper body looks meh
Wow. That looks exactly like a girl I used to know. Except, she didn't have huge tits nor ass like that and she went full lesbian.
b-b-but, but, her face...
*farts*
HAH
POOPY
still would, though. has P&D written all over her
diarrhea in your shorts at the beach
That's a pretty shitty beach
>#CEO
cringe
also
BRRRARRAAAPAPAPAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPRRPRPRPRPRPARPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRPRPRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPOOOOOPPPIIIEEEEE IN MY PANTTTSSIEEEESSSSSSS XDDDDDD
stop signing your posts~~~
What's P & D?
Pump & Dump virgin. pump and dump
everything from behind was so right and everything from the front so wrong