A... a gallon you said?

a... a gallon you said?

One gallon of whole milk. EVERY DAY.

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You must've misheard. I only use SI units.

Yes, mr. Juarez. Just stay here while I call the phsychiatrist

>what did you say? If I'm 'feeling fit b-buddy'?

Y-you want how many leeches?

>Gomad? Don't mind if I do! HEE HEE! A HOO HOO HOO!

das racist

How long until the doctors are all black in these threads or until it's full of images with niggers making questioning faces?

>what? No user I wouldn't recommend drawing your own blood as a method of losing weight
>no i don't know of any blood drives nearby

No, a liter chump.

Forgot this

>We are going to have to work on that milk consumption, user. You're levels are dangerously low.

Are you telling me you are not activating your almonds before eating them?!

>a bulk?

>You drink milk?!?!?!

>is it natty? i dont understand, its just a flu shot

kek

>Wait, why are you trying to "leave humanity behind?"

>so you're telling me you put 135lbs behind your neck, try to sit down with it, and then stand up? That's a lot of weight

>N-Nani?!? Four scooparu!?!?

>im sorry, i dont treat manlets

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>It says here you took 16 scoops and did an 8 hour arm work out because a wealthy piano man told you to!?

>I have noticed that whenever you want to laugh you don't laugh at all but you make this weird sound.. 'kek'
>what doest it means?

>hello anonymous I'm Lucy
>the doctor will be here in a moment
>w-what? 'name flag' you said?

>Your "tulpa"? Is that what you called it? No, user, I don't think it's safe to let your imaginary friend spot you.

DOCTOR!
WILL I BE ALRIGHT?

>hi, I'm doctor Johanson and we ar--
>what!?
>'trip flag' you said?
>I think I don't understand you

>tfw you're such a manlet your long hair makes you look like a 10-year-old girl

>tick tock tick tock

>user, that type of steroid is illegal, I'm afraid I'm going to have to contact the police. Wait, what did you say? You're "behind nine poxie?"

lel

kek

Nice one Grandpa

I actually created this meme. The only thing I've ever accomplished in my life

>trying to steal my memes

shit cunt

Underrated

>fucking manlet quit crying

>two responses
>underrated

faggot

It's still underrated.

>walk into doctor's office
>*ts ts*

Fkn underrated

>You're

>I'll schedule an X-ray immediately sir. Which large bone did you want me to examine?

>"You're suffering from WHAT feel?"

>Walk into doctors office
>BRRRAPPP

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>4 u

holy shit my fucking sides

best in thread

>Get that bowl away from me, I don't even like eggs!

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of PCP, yes.

>That shoop and jpg name.

haha subtle

What's that? You want an underwater weighing test? Well you have to put your hair up in a ponytail but you'll enjoy yourself I'm sure.

underrated

>let me get this straight user, you're doing copius amounts of steroids to look like a character from a Japanese kids cartoon? And why do you keep saying your power is maximum?

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>Drinking almost 300 grams of sugar

Enjoy your diabetes faggot

underrated

>You want four scoops of heart medication and Viagra?

>user I'm a doctor not an archeologist why do you keep asking?

>you say you don't do stretches before these "5 plates" because that's the way to "snap city"?

>Are you sexually active?
>Is that some kind of cartoon character?
>No, that doesn't count.

topkek.

>sir please stop yelling "lightweight baby!!"

>user are you currently taking any anabolic steroids?
>So it's just normally that size

>he doesn't want shrunken balls to make his dick look bigger

Confirmed for never leaving humanity behind.

>I understood that reference

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!

>What seems to be the problem, mister?

*pulls out dick*

holy shit that girl looks retarded

>>Laura

Hahahahaha

kek

>So let me get this straight, you're intentionally raising your cholesterol levels because you think it increases testosterone production?

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>How much jars of peanut butter a day?

>Livelifts might be better for you, just think about it Mr. ...Onan it was? sorry, I am not good with names

I love this one

Holy fuck I just died

Anyone care to explain?

Just lurk more faggot, it's an old one.

What does lurk more mean?

Me and my sister took an underwater weighing test and she enjoyed every minute of being underwater because she had to wear tight pants and a sports bra.

That means don't post

Why?
I don't get it...

> it says here you work upper body multiple times per year and you... you do how many reps?!!

newest of the newfags...

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Huh... Can you stop using these words and just explain me the joke please???

Uh guys, anyone??

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My mother made my sister and I take an underwater weighing test she heard about, and asked us to take a shower first. I didn't have a shower and neither did my sister. I had to wear tight pants and hated it, but my sister enjoyed being underwater.

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