Tell my gf about no fapperoni

Awful fake story

you don't even have a gf, go back to playing overwatch

Op here.
Lol'd heartily.

Does that break no fap? I don't know how the details of this shit works. Doing no porn as well and sexual dreams have already started.

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ALHAMDULILLAH!

I think he is actually getting cucked ironically here

I think he is. Why would you have sex when denying yourself an orgasm? That would lead to major blueballs and emphysema in the testicles.

>unironically letting your girl fuck other dudes

nice blog

Enjoy day 99 where she says
>"you actually did this for 99 days and that proves you really want to have sex with other girls, it was a test and now we're breaking up, I can't believe you did this to me"

Her best friend is a dude

don't crush my dreams like that. Now I'm officially paranoid that'll actually happen.

op's definitely lying. it would just be impossible at a certain point. biology would take over when you're thrusting your erect pengus in to a vagina unless you're some tantric sex master. this isn't the point of nofap anyway, you're allowed to have sex with a partner.

Hahaha holy shit Dude. Way to smell the shit in the silver lining.

Don't worry about it. I'm sure she won't think about the fact that this is the most dedicated you've ever been to anything in your relationship, and it's not even about her, it's about her friend.
She won't be jealous.

you're willing to hold off on sex for 99 days to fuck her friend once?

>paranoid
>not knowing before it hapens

oh boi

also if u dont complete she will always pick on you but she also will remain paranoid and distant 4ever and eventually decidin leavin

>way to choose a lose-lose

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A threesome is on my bucket list.
So yes.

I suddenly feel juvenile for even accepting the challenge. Is this some crazy design of hers to ruin our relationship?

Fuck I just want to live a full life

if this is true then youre being baited op. if u finish shes gonna get angry at you for wanting to fuck her best friend so bad.

yeah you put yourself in a lose-lose, if you don't make the 99 days she'll make fun of you and if you do make then hurr durr you only did it so you can fuck my friend

way to think that one through, and if she is actually doing that stuff and not letting you cum have fun with fucked up seminal ducts etc. for the rest of your life

isn't it unhealthy to blue balls yourself so much?

why don't you post pics of your slutty gf so I can fap faggot

this.....this is a fake post fellas come on

>this level of understanding the female mind

h-how do you know these things

That is some top tier cuck shit

>tantric sex master
>Being too weak willed to control your own orgasm.
That's not being a master. That's just having a little self control.

>Not crushing her cunt with your infinite boner
>Not enjoying the feeling of her warm silky soft pussy gripping the dick as she cums hard and desperately tries to milk out a load
>Not fucking her half to death with perma wood and absolutely breaking her.
>Not feeling like a god as she starts hitting me and all but kicks me off of her with almost no strength behind each hit or kick
>Not standing there with my hands on my hips swinging my dick back and forward as she lays there laughing and fanning herself weakly.

Trips of truth

holt shit this post inspired me so hard

she's probably fucking JAMAL

I'm gonna tell her to ease off the gas with the fooling around then. I haven't experienced blue balls yet but I did some research and she's basically "edging" me which can fuck you up over time.

Guess I'm fucked either way at this point. The least I can do is get outta this with my dick intact.

>giving up 99days of potentially mind-blowing sex for 1 sexual encounter where you will not last longer than a few minutes and which will destroy your relationship with your gf (whom I am assuming you love)

I cannot fathom why you would even agree to this given what you are being rewarded with - it's a tragedy at best and mind-blowingly retarded manipulation at worst.

>A threesome is on my bucket list.

god damn, straight couples having sex seems like the worst thing in the world

Sounds difficult, but if you can do it you will be pure alpha in her eyes.

I feel like there's no way you could avoid a wet dream doing this for 99 days

user, just stop. GF is not going to deliver. I tried similar and was already murderfuck-everything-that-moves-crazy by day 10. It doesn't end well.

Make her agree to send nudes with her friend or get her friend to blow you while you're blindfolded or something at day 15 or 20. She's not going to let you fuck someone else, but you can come out ahead if you cut your losses in an intelligent way.

this desu

You're stupid.

Nails it. She'll even use it as an excuse to then cheat on you (if she hasn't already, her bringing up her friend as the trophy is a red flag already).

But then again, not like any of this is true. You're just a sad little man.

1. This is obviously a fake fantasy post.
2. This is my fetish (no bully)
3. In the off chance this is real, it will probably not end well regardless
4. Jokes on you; I've gone almost 9,000 days without sex

If you end up doing the 99 days successfully, let us know your reaction when she tells you she was lying about the best friend thing.

>2,376 hours of constant edging
>being able to fuck 2 girls

Yeah enjoy that first explosive nut during foreplay and then passing out

OP if you're going to do this shit, learn tantra. You'll learn how to safely expel the cum without shooting.

If I remember right its something along fapping, stopping before ejaculation, and massaging the space between your ass and dick.

Fake but I'm on nofap and your post just gave me a boner so thanks

Threesomes almost always ruin relationships fucknut. One partner always ends up jealous and uses it to justify cheating

If its really on your bucket list, which would be retarded in its own right, you'd be better off having a threesome with a fuckbuddy and another girl when you weren't in a relationship.

>this post

You have to be 18 to post here brah

Does a handjob break nofap?

>The autists in this thread believing this super-autist.

Teach me your ways

>Considered this but the prospect of blowing a monumental load all over two girls at once has kept me going strong.

Dude even a 14 day load will be fucking huge, don't be silly

bruh you're just gonna nut in 5 seconds even if you do last

what is the point of this

Only if you gave it to yourself

>not being a hyper-autist who believes everything anyone says
Not gonna make it.

ayy lmao

show us the light breh

I have no idea why but this picture elicits so much longing from me and it kills me

Jesus christ this shity fuckin thread made me really fuckin mad. I bet OP thought he was really fuckin clever makin this shit bait. Cringe inducing shit thread GODDAMN IM MAD

>you Mormonophobic fuck

ftfy

but the point of nofap is to have sex so this challenge is pretty silly

idk why I laughed so hard at this

This

I want to say that there is no way this will happen, I was in a similar situation once where i was chasing the mythical MFF three some with my gf and her friend. A week or two before the friend was supposed to visit, my gf pulled the plug which was a shame because i was talking to the friend and she was so fucking keen.

>the prospect of blowing a monumental load all over two girls at once has kept me going strong

make sure you look up ways to make your jizz smell/taste better. I spent 42 days away from my gf on a nofap, when i came back all i wanted to do was give her a facial. It was fucking monumental, but because my diet consisted of army ration packs for 41 days and McDonalds for the last day, she threw up because of the smell.

>99 days
>Day 12 and it's getting crazy. Idk how much longer I can keep this up. Hold me Veeky Forums
You're gf's a gains goblin.
Also good luck getting your dick to start back up, so you can even fuck your gf and her friend, when it dies on you from you not using it
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

REally? I think this is pretty hot

>>comes home the next day with maca and horny goat weed
>>adds it to my daily vits
>>has started to constantly blow or ride the D
At the state you are right now, I'm pretty sure that any physical contact will make you nut.

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No fap is just not fapping; barring the most disgusting neckbearded reddit cults, most people are fine with you finishing on your girl.

That being said...goddamn homie. I hope you make it and get to bang them both, and that it's as glorious as you hope.

Not that user, but no fap means you can't fap. That's all. Most of the time, it's literally just don't orgasm when you fap; even edging is therefore OK (but if you do it you're retarded since you'll probably come).

You ARE allowed to orgasm if it's a girl jerking you off. You ARE allowed to cum or orgasm if it's with a partner. It's nofap; that's all. Also, wet dreams or nocturnal emissions are OK as well. They aren't due to you fapping.

tricked into cuckery

What the fuck? How would any one you feel if a girl you were fucking stopped and said "no user, you don't get to cum today"

IS THIS TRUE

women are literally the avatars of "corrupt a wish"

Oh and then she'll tell him she's been fucking Chad for the last 98 days

Fake news

>avoiding his girlfriend
That's how I got stronger and started getting better marks at university. Keep it up.

Oh great seer, thank you for imparting your wisdom

>avoiding his girlfriend
Embrace the gains

OP, if you want to get out of this lose-lose situation, you should do the following.
>cum during the sex (forcefully, if she decides to hop off you or stop sucking)
>when she confronts you say
>I've been thinking about this, and, you know, I don't need (exactly "need", not "want") any other girls

Why would you want to fuck her best friend when you're in a relationship with her?

It'd only give her reason to cheat on you.

>avoiding your gf

See you in 99 days when you make a thread about how a nigger cucked you.

>all men are have misogynistic thoughts about women
>this.

It's so painfully obvious that you're a virgin, but on top of that, you're actually retarded. Like how do you not see the flaws in logic in your made up story?

>mfw piccolo was gay for gohan

If you manage to hold in that long you will cum in 0.1 sec when you finally get the chance to.

She's cheating on you

I've found that after more than a week the difference isn't that big any more. It just gets thick and yellow.

spot on

>>if I successfully complete the challenge I get to fuck her & her best friend

She's looking for a reason to break up with you