I'm gonna rush to the gym early, do my squat session and get the fuck out of there. Last year there were couples everywhere, even at the gym it was impossible to escape the feels.
P.S. About a month ago a girl I was crazy about rejected me. Turns out she was already in a relationship for several years, yet she never mentioned that guy. There is no love for me in this plane of existence.
Gonna have a biiiig wank.
Just another day, until I get a girlfriend it will continue to be just another day.
order mongolian food and starbucks for delivery, and attempt to do a domination victory with venice on civ 5 all day
I'm gonna send her an e-card. One of those funny ones with a pun, you know. Like "I've goat you babe" with a picture of a cute baby goat or something.
Then, on wednesday I'll buy all the valentines chocolates with 50% off.
Artificial Academy 2 and vodka
boxing
Probably gonna take 0.5 mg of clonazolam and cry myself to sleep
>See the latest oneitis today
>Holding hands with her new boyfriend
I'm crushed
gonna probably make a nice dinner with my gf and have rough sex
and then Wednesday buy all the valentine's day candy for 70% off
Same thing every year.
Cook a dinner for two, buy a big heart cake, dim the lights and have a candle light feast.
By myself.
Nice
>wake up
>make coffee
>check Veeky Forums quickly before gym
>go to the gym
>pull day
>get back home
>eat quickly becasue morning shift tommorow
>go to work
>think only about leaving
>go home
>eat food
>lurk Veeky Forums and watch fitness related videos
>eat some more while lurking
>go to bed
>fall asleep thinking about no gf
>pic related
>wake up have sex with qt3.14 wife
>she goes to work I go to work
>both come home...have insane sex marathon
Stay mad cucks maybe one day you guys will be be friendzoned if ur lucky
This is the life huh?
same but also play league with friends
last year I fucked two girls on valentines day. broke up with my gf two days ago, so I'll hang out with my flatmates this year. dont give a fuck about that day
>University bar has special event
>all women get keys
>all men get locks
>women must approach men instead of men approaching women
>women are so desperate on v day that I might get laid
Feels good man
what a time to be alive
Brap
>"w-we're just dating, user!"
take my coworker to the movies, get head.
Then after, fuck my 2/10 fat whore ex and go to sleep eating keto food.
It's literally only going to be ugly girls that can't get a guy to give them attention any other way besides resorting to these dumb events.
Think about the fact that most 4/10 grills have orbiters, what does that tell you?
>what does that tell you?
high test
>4/10s have orbiters
Yea that they will never fuck
Gonna fuck my gf without a condom
>tfw not aesthetic
>tfw stalling on bench pressing
>tfw haven't bothered with OHP
>tfw still look like a fatass
>tfw life is in shambles
>tfw no monster gf to spend Valentines Day with
I'm done. I'm going to Sam's Club to pick up some food and other supplies then I'll be laying in bed all day.
Holy shit its perfect I'll 2nd that
Nice bait, cuckold
>pic related
I got a last minute date with some 7/10 so I wouldn't feel bad.
I planned to go running but it started raining and tomorrow my route will be muddy so I guess I'll just workout at home
I thought about asking a cute classmate to come running with me but she and her friends started giving me the cold shoulder today for no reason so fuck it, she would have slowed me anyway...
right bros?
Work 10 hours, and go to sleep.
keeping an eye on the house during this whole oroville dam crisis
we're in an area that should supposedly be safe even in their worst-case-doomsday-scenario projections but looters ain't no joke
not like i had anything better to do anyways
>Was going to go to the cinema by myself then I realized it was going to by Valentines day
Me and my girl celibrated saturday
>Eat pasta with gf
>Go to movie with gf
>Go gym with gf
>Drink protein shake with gf
>Give her chocolate present
>She gives me a watch as present
>Watch movie with candle light
>Fuck her till we pass out
Yeah it was pritty good valentines day
You go to a nice university
>celebrated Saturday
>grilled Mahi Mahi with cilantro rice and butternut squash soup
>shared a piece of carrot cake
>bought her a cashmere sweater from Banana Republic
>she bought me a watch case
>fucked her on the floor from behind in the lingerie I bought her last year
Bretty gud
Going to ask a girl at the gym who's been really chatty with me since I started my cut if she has any plans and suggest we get a smoothie together after our workout. If all goes well I'll be getting some extra cardio in by tomorrow night, if not I'll be flushing mace out of my eyes and shopping for a home gym.
Sounds like you're in. If anything you should have suggested it earlier! If she's still talking with you at this point, I'm sure you can easily go "hey let's go grab a smoothie after this" and she'll go along with it without skipping a beat.
Go to the movies alone
>My gf
Obligatory REEEEEE
back to r9k
I was hoping to ask my crush out that night when I see her tomorrow morning, but I was just stalking her twitter and she said something to the effect of "if you wanna take me on a date tomorrow let me know so I can pick my outfit"
Now I'm wondering if I should just text her and ask her today
>Now I'm wondering if
yeah sounds like there's a lot of wondering to be done
Math midterm, probably gonna study all day
gf is at work and so am i so alone.
Pretty happy too since it saves me money.
If dubs I fuck chunky blonde at work and make a pass at the german girl.
Rerolling for you, user
Ima take my gf to a love hotel and fuck her brains out extra hard while she wears her old school uniform.
I'm gonna dress nice and ask cute chicks if they wanna grab dinner or do some fun shit.
>Uni
>Work buffet thing
>Go drinking with bro
Will probably swap nudes with this girl. Depends on if I remember to send her something nice in the morning. Or if I don't get mortal.
With my girlfriend
Reroll for user
Re-rerolling but I don't think he's gonna make it on luck alone
Kek, best of luck man. I hope it works out
>tfw too Veeky Forums to get a gf
>married
>calling anyone else a cuck
With my girlfriend if we don't break up tonight. Boxing if we do.
I'm going to go to the gym. I'm still to fat to be with someone. Then go home and meal prep.
work
gym
guilty gear
watch women pretend valentines day doesn't mean shit to them but they still felt the need to say something to facebook.
sleep.
What's up with this? Is this common? My GF and I are super distant in the last couple days and she seems unreasonably angsty or mad or something.
>Ask girl
>Been almost 2 hours
>No response
Goddamn, it's not fair, all the signs point to her being into me, why fucking why, let me be happy
>All signs point to girl being into me
>Ask her out. 'sorry user i'm too busy'
>Picture on facebook of her partying with friends
>Stop chasing her
>Restart showing interest in me
>Reask her out
>Sorry I have to study
>Barely study and get drunks with friends and text with me a lot
>Snapchat almost every day
I think she's afraid of a relationship or something. She must also be really fucking lonely because she's doing every stupid uni activities. Can't stop moving for 2 minutes.
Japan? I'm gonna hit up an izakaya with some friends and get wasted on nomihoudai
or maybe she's just playing you for attention?
>that coping
This is embarrassing even for Veeky Forums
Completely forgot about it. Gonna give you a quick rundown of my tomorrow:
>wake up 7am
>walk doggos
>eat breamfast, take a bath
>study
>work
>eat
>study more
>lift
>shitpost
>rest
>repeat
I want to spend it in the gym, but my IV meds don't end until Wednesday, and I can't get de-accessed until Thursday. I'll probably spend tomorrow doing homework and doing meal prep so when I get back to the grind on Thursday, I'm set up for success
Are you kidding me bro? She would be going to you if she wanted to fuck you and you asked her out. Just give up before you embarrass yourself.
Alone, like everyone before it.
it's not gonna happen
I've got it all planned out
>wake up at 9
>play some Suikoden II while I wake up to a coffee and a bowl of cereal
>go to my one Tuesday German class
>eat lunch
>read from some economics books
>do 3 sets of pushups and crunches
>chat with our cook who will tell me that I "need to get laid" after bothering her enough and being "ornery"
>eat dinner
>practice guitar
>swim from 7:20 until the pool closes at 8
>do economics and finance homework
>cum in a sock
>pass out around 1AM
Ain't it grand?
Well it's a little different for me, a mutual friend asked her once and she essentially said that she liked me, the other night we kept having those "moments", like where you stop talking and just look in each others eyes for a few seconds, then look at their lips then back to their eyes, then she hugged me bye, I thought for sure it'd be a sure deal but guess not, no response still
a girl im interested wants me to hang out with but shes like 3 hours away and id have to come back the same day so i could be home in time to sleep and go to work tomorrow.
what do? She'll be back in my town in a few days
I will always know this feel
lol double dubs. sorry user I fucked you over.
comfy as fuck mate
Dunno, feeling pretty shit and suicidal so i guess ill see where that takes me
>Hey babe, lets go workout
How fucking gay is that dont be that guy
Lmaoing at these delusional cucks. If they were into you, they'd be sucking your dicks right now and not chads.
Sad.
>Gonna fuck my gf without a condom
t. me all the time
TENGA FLIP
from our pals at Jlist
no joke
Gf got some saucy new lingerie.
Going to japanese restuarant then fugg if her period finally ends.
My first Valentine's day alone in three years but I'll be smiling. I'm back in college, have a wonderful group of friends, family is awesome, and I never had a fucking kid. Feels great.
Girls don't fuck their orbiters because then they wouldn't be orbiters anymore.
>Wake up
>Go to school
>sit in classes
>eat
>maybe get in a fight
>look at crush
>die inside
>go home
>wonder if my crush likes me
>realize she doesn't
>get over it by listening to nigger music
>lift
>drive to Calabasis or maybe Ventura
>Catcall girls all by myself
>go home
>realize I have not eaten nearly enough calories
>binge
>stomach is too small
>check weight
>about the same
>check soul
>about the same
Making dinner for a friend that I've been friends with for a while in hopes that it will make me feel less alone this year
It will probably have the opposite effect
Am I still an orbiter if I don't want a relationship with the friend, and I don't care too much for fucking her
Would it be weird to say how you feel on Valentine's Day itself or did I miss my chance
pls respond
I'll be hanging out with my gf. Probably going for a pr in bench.
Shooting for 1x185 tomorrow
>check soul
>about the same
That's deep brah.
The bf and I are going to the gym. We're going out over the three day weekend instead. No point in going out to dinner when it's super crowded and also a week night.
For me it's not just the past few days. Our relationship is rocky. I already broke up with her a few weeks ago but I decided to give it one more shot. We're not gonna break up tonight it seems.
>wake up
>eat big breakfast
>squeeze into suit that's a bit snug
>go to class
>go to job fair, hopefully land some interviews if I don't sperg out
>ask gym partner if he can lift wednesday
>go home and shitpost, drink some whiskey and jerk off
>think about my future, procrastinate homework
>fall asleep watching youtube
forgot to add
>eat chipotle for lunch, steak for dinner
>1x185
Am I retarded for thinking anyone who can do 10 push ups can do 185?
Have an ochem lab report due on Wednesday will stay in the library doing it
Can't cum because of Zoloft
Cry myself to sleep knowing that my crush probably has someone else
My friends invited me to play smash but I suck at it
Freshman year sucks I can't wait to graduate pay my Senpai back and then kill myself
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