>start at gym today >had gone in before for paperwork and all that but not really did any workouts >had signed up for a trainer to show me the basics (I'm an extremely weak skelly and don't want to fuck things up) >go in today >there's a lady slamming a giant slinky on the floor >there's another girl squatting(?) around the treadmills in a circle no where near the other barbells or weights in general >there's some guy sleeping on one of the machines >a line was forming at the water fountain because a worker felt like cleaning and spraying the fountain at that moment >just general chaos >get list of foods that they say are good/bad >eggs listed under "poor choice"
I thought the sticky said eggs were good what the hell. I have to keep a food log, so I'm pretty sure if he asks me about the eggs I plan on eating I'm just gonna say my good friend Shaniqua Veeky Forumsiqa told me eggs are good.
Aaron Reed
i see youve met the normies
Oliver Ramirez
>had gone in before for paperwork and all that wat
>get list of foods that they say are good/bad wat
Sounds like you joined a course or class or something, not a gym. A gym is literally a room with weights and exercise equipment and you lift said weights and use said equipment. Stop worrying about other people unless they interfere with said equipment and weight.
Jace Martin
nigga i aint reddin all dat
Luke Wood
OP answer this honestly did you join crossfit?
Evan Ortiz
>not one mention of a tip
The plate boy and receptionist are going to remember you for all the wrong reasons. I tip the plate boy 12% total weight added and the receptionist gets a flat $5 every tuesday
Charles Fisher
You done goofed. You joined a normie gym. Its probably like mine becomjng more and more like planet fitness.
>free pizza sometimes >get talked to about dropping weight 6 inches off the ground >trainers all peddling half ball exercises and all are dyel
Juan Morales
>lifting with gym bro >water bottle runs dry >go to re-fill it at the water fountain >the one I normally use is non operational >have to walk all the way to the cardio side of the gym to use the other one >stray too close to the gym anomaly >try to find gym bro but from his point of view I was gone for three weeks and he went home >he filed a missing persons report
i think i need to change gyms
Robert Rogers
>gym decides to try out a new system >you earn plate dispenser tokens by doing cardio >have to spend an hour on the treadmill to get all the plates i need for a deadlift session
I fucking hate this place but it's the only gym nearby
Christopher Harris
>plate dispenser tokens what in the actual fuck?
Owen Myers
Fuck are you me? >Pic related Bet you never been to a gym NYR.
Carson Hernandez
we don't have that system at any gym in my area, notably because we have a university gym that's well equipped here.
Adrian Bailey
wat
Caleb Lewis
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Benjamin Thomas
Cool story bro, got another one?
Nathaniel Hall
i don't believe this at all actually
Colton Martinez
"Eggs are bad" is dieting advice from like 20 years ago before they discovered that dietary cholesterol doesn't have much of an impact on the body's actual cholesterol levels.
Eggs are one of the greatest protein sources in nature
Thomas Perry
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Lincoln Jones
Sauce pl0x
Kevin Taylor
>Shaniqua Veeky Forumsiqa
my fucking sides
Michael Nguyen
>plate dispenser tokens What the dick is a plate dispenser? Is it a vending machine for pl8s? Pic?
Andrew Sanders
Can't tell if you bamboozled everyone ITT or if they're just going along with the joke
Thomas Edwards
from a greentext.
Nathaniel Young
C A N I G E T A Q U I C K R U N D O W N ?
Sebastian Hernandez
>walk into gym >fucking chink wokking around the smith machine >got this half long combover cunt shit hair >already know what day it is >suddenly an arab spawns >wants to bench 2pl8 >chink spots him >smith machine >bounces the bar off his fucking chest >flies up in the air >this goes on for a few reps >goku and allah excited as fuck >second set >3pl8 >???? >bar goes up >smith machine goes down >chink almost gets decapitated >fucking comb over was a wig >his 5'4 ass is impaled to the ground >the pores of his scalp opens in rage >boiling water steams out >arab eats rice tonight
Never again
Jaxson Ramirez
>isnt grateful for the opportunity to NOT pay for pl8 dispenser tokens
u lil shit i have to WAIT IN LINE for people to finish using the limited pl8's we have AND ONLY THEN am i given the privilege of buying a few plates
Sebastian Sanchez
>Not taking your own plates with you
Henry Brooks
OP here, fyi it was an Xsport Express
Like I said I got a personal trainer and he gave me the list of food items
The paperwork/questions to sign up took almost an hour, wasn't expecting it and I had to go to work
Jason Brooks
Lmfao
Jaxon Lopez
>Shaniqua Veeky Forumsiqa
Evan Price
How's your new years resolution going friend?
Charles Edwards
No its real alright. My gym has BYOP (bring your own plates) day every Thursday. Good times.