How's your love life, Veeky Forums? Are you happy with it?

How's your love life, Veeky Forums? Are you happy with it?

I'm out of excuses for nogf.

I think I just don't like women.

There's a cute girl in one of my classes that I've been trying to ask out, yet not once have I had the balls to actually do it
Kill me honestly

There's a cute girl I saw in my gym but I pussied out in talking to her. Now 2 weeks later she hasn't showed up at all again at the same hours and I'm going to start going at different hours to try to find her and hope that she didn't stop going.
This is even worse than getting rejected

Man, I know that fucking feel. When that happens to me I always tell myself that it's for the best, that if I talked to her I would just fuck up somehow.

Guess I'll never know.

i haven't been laid in six years, and am about to buy my third vibrator after a year

but i have close friends, my parents are alive, just graduated with a masters degree, and am looking for a job. desu i've given up on men a long time ago, but there are days i kinda miss the dick

I live with a women who had no sex for several years as well. Today she is kinda slutish and loves me.

>no black swe gf ;___ ;

>qt in my class
>she starts talking to me at the bus stop
>she keeps talking and flirting with me every time after class
>add her on facebook
>has a bf

>tfw chad face and body but autistic as fuck

I get a lot of female attention but I I'm too autistic to pick it up. I've never asked a girl out before and now that I'm 21 it makes me too anxious. At least it makes things easier for my career. I'm way ahead of most other people my age

every fucking time

you know, if i do decide to try the man thing again? more than likely i'd end up killing him, so i can see why your lady turned that way

Was about to give up on women but I actually had a nice date today.

I'll see where it goes and after I eventually get heartbroken I'll be back here to post a sad frog

post face and body

Irrelevant to my post

>chad face and body

>be in middle school, avoid relationships because i resolve to be above that hormonal crap
>be in high school, avoid relationships because "it doesn't matter anyway" plus even if i notice a girl likes me i don't know how to proceed
>try once, girl kept giving mixed signals until we just stopped talking
>be in college, realize that everyone who told me earlier relationships didn't matter was full of shit
>obviously they wouldn't go anywhere, but they were training for when it mattered
>now in college a k/h/v, and I can't tell if a girl is interested or just being friendly, and I'm afraid that if I end up pursuing something my inexperience will be glaringly obvious and will ruin my chances at progression

We- we're all gonna make it, right Veeky Forums?

>tfw you realize a girl liked you but you didn't pick up on the signs

I got tired of trying, realised that i have too many problems for a relation. im just too feminine and wont be able to maintain anything. pretty sad to miss out and seeing all my friends getting gfs. but it is what it is, just gonna work on myself and see what happens.

I don't even try anymore.
Have given up looking for love and have tried to make myself happy

My days feel fuller and it doesn't feel like I'm waiting for life to begin. Honestly don't think I will ever find someone to spend the rest of my life with but I'm comin to terms with that

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Who cares about that shit.

The only thing I want is to love myself more and to find happiness through loneliness, because people's happiness shouldn't depend on others.

It's been 8 months since my last long-term relationship ended and I couldn't be happier. I'm 33 and spent my 20's in a horrible failed marriage, horrible relationships, BDSM and addiction craziness, no kids thank god, and my last relationship started with a chubby girl and ended with her becoming a whale. I found my way back to god and have a wonderful group of friends now. Also working towards the best shape of my life. I'm tired of fucking people and going into dead-end relationships. I'm looking for marriage material at this point and am on the right path - I'm not settling for anyone not in shape. :)

yeah exactly this

>believed in girl
>girl lets me down
>its been 2 months
>another girl is in love with me but willing to wait
>every time i think about being even remotely like that again with someone i feel dead inside
>im drunk righ tnow
>i just wanna forget about her
>im more annoyed that i haven't moved on than anything else

seriously why do people have to be like this to each other

I have a loving husband. We've been together over a decade, since highschool, and married for three years this April. Also gay, before it gets asked.

Monogamous or open relationship? I was bisexual but all the fags here are into open relationships and I'm not down for getting STDs or sharing my mate. Made it impossible to have a gay relationship that fit my needs so I just went back to women.

Monogamous. Utterly committed to one another, likely from both of us having being cheated on repeatedly in the past, the thought of doing stuff with anyone else is physically sickening to me now. We're also both the straight-gay type, I like working on cars and work as an electrician, he's got a 9-5 in IT software development, and we both fish/hunt/hike/camp/etc. It's a great life.

That is to say, cheated on by other people in past relationships, not by each other. Sorry if that wasn't written well.

Congrats! Seriously, in my city I couldn't find a single gay dude who would even consider monogamy. I understand that some people in open relationships are happy with that, just not for me.

Yeah, I can't imagine. If you want to fuck around, fuck around if you want marriage, commit and enjoy, an open marriage seems nonsensical to me, doesn't compute.

>met someone I'm probably gonna marry some day
>we do everything together, share almost all of our hobbies
>unconditional love and acceptance

It's pretty fucking great. I highly recommend it.

Started dating a nerdy virgin, literally femanon r9k tier about a month ago. She's hard to interact with sometimes due to her crippling social anxiety, but it's going pretty well, will probably take her v-card in a week or so, it's certainly been a unique experience

Same here, I wish you the best luck friend.

nice envy, I bet you would just criticize him for bullshit... like we haven' been here for our whole life dummy

REEEE

Thanks man! I wish the best for you and your SO too. Always appreciate what you've got, because I'm sure they're someone special.

unfortunatelly we are biological as fuck, don't lie to yourself

LONDON

your life is still shit

congrats, same, it's fucking amazing

i'm wanted by a fair few girls, this cute girl phones me for sex whenever she's drunk, but i have few female friends and not much time to go out and meet cute girls. however, i've got some legit hot girls in the past during times of me not shitting on myself constantly and they were all crazy into me. i don't have sex often. i'm pretty scared around women most of the time. when i'm feeling confident i'm a slayer but i lack confidence a lot of the time and often wonder why the fuck anyone would bother keeping me around.

my fluctuation in confidence has taught me one thing - confidence is important as fuck. when i feel shit i can't take rejection well so i tend not to try to get laid much.

sadly, the most shredded and big i get, the less confident i get. ain't life shit?

>it's her birthday
>I'm super excited to see her, we had a really shitty breakup which went back and forth far too long
>get to the party, see her, she's beautiful as always
>talk to her for a bit, start drinking, having fun
>look for her, there she is, wait why the fuck is she grinding that douche?
>and why the fuck is now making out with him?
>fuck it, I'll see the lads at the club
Got shitfaced, woke up, saw this message.

Girlfriend's exhausting. I want to break up. I can't break up with her on Valentine's Day though. That would be too cruel, and I already broke up with my last girlfriend on Valentine's Day.

>be 21
>KV

What do?

you fug

Sorry for the blog, just gotta get this out of my mind, even if it is to strangers on a Turkish cheese grating forum.

I'm in a weird spot. Been with my bf for 6 months and idk how I feel really. Hes pretty overweight, obese according to bmi but doesn't look it, and keeps saying he wants to lose weight and be more healthy, yet he's hardy lost 10 lbs in the 6 months. I'm giving him all the resources, advice and support I can, and he is technically making progress, but it's so slow and painful I don't think he cares as much as he complains he does. It's getting really frustrating honestly, but I don't want to push him too hard or ask for too much.
When I'm not with him I don't miss him as much as I used to, but when I am I'm the happiest I've ever been. I don't want to break up with him, the though of doing that just depresses me, but I'm not sure if it's because I'd miss him or the relationship. The constant back and forth with my emotions is killing me.

>25
>KHV
>no gf ever

At least I'll be a wizard soon? I just never interact with people. I do work online, I order my groceries online, I have a home gym, I live in the rural South where it takes 30 minutes to get to the closest town, and I don't even have a reason to leave my house.

I'm in a similar situation with my gf, I really feel for you, this shit sucks. Something I feel has been working recently is being adamant about being healthy when we're together even when she doesn't really want to, only eating healthy, always doing something active, etc. My hope is it will give her a better assosciation with it, or at least a little more motivation for when she's on her own. I haven't been at it long enough to notice much of a difference, but it seems to have some potential.

Also, this may be fucking retarded to say on a board about fitness, but physical apperance isn't everything, as long as your happy being with him and attracted to him, maybe it isn't that big of a deal.

there's a cute girl in my biology class. i'm charging right in I have nothing to lose

/pol/ joke

congrats if you play it right you can become the side nigga or the guy who fucks after they break up

Currently with a solid, thicc 6.5/10. It's gonna end when I move in September, but until then it's what I need. Last breakup was pretty rough on me.

you don't deserve a gf considering your attitude, it's not over until you stop trying

¿Está buena?

>says he's out of excuses
>gives shitty excuse

Grandmaster Shitpost right here

Literally gay.

You think if i didn't rap she would flirt back?

Lets no get delusional here.

>now in college a k/h/v, and I can't tell if a girl is interested or just being friendly, and I'm afraid that if I end up pursuing something my inexperience will be glaringly obvious and will ruin my chances at progression
Hitting too close too home. Had my first kiss last week, still a virgin though. H-happy Valentines Day user.

you can't tell me tom brady wasn't skelly as fuck and look how he turned out. there's no reason you can't turn it around

There's a former classmate who is now my coworker in the same school district. I see her maybe once a month. I am pretty fond of her, but she's an introverted weirdo that plays D&D. Hard to get her to do anything.

I'm really busy with classes this semester, but I want a girlfriend again.

I hate and I love. Why do I do this you may ask?
I don't know, but I feel it and it hurts

Me too, except I think the issue instead is that women don't like me. I'm fit, well groomed, have a car and job, can carry a conversation fluently, and so on. But I still keep getting shot down. I'm starting to suspect that just like dogs can smell fear, women can smell the virginity on me. I'll probably give it another 10 or so years of trying to find a gf. If I can't, I'll just accept my fate and lapse into perpetual pornography use.

>tfw desperate enough for love you'd prefer this to dealing with women despite not being attracted to other men

I'm 22 and graduating soon

why am I talking to a freshman

she's really cute but shit

I'm 23. Had a girlfriend of 5 years that I really loved. Graduated, moved to the states (from Canada) for a great job and shortly after found out she had been cheating on me for 1.5 years with a mutual 'friend'. Went through some pretty dark/depressive times in the last 6 months but am slowly feeling a bit better, I think.

It's lonely being a new country without knowing many people but I've been trying to join sports teams and such to meet new people. I've gone out with some girls on coffee dates and such but it all feels so foreign to me. I know I'm much better off in the long run without her but I still think about it every day.

Anyway that turned out a little long than I intended but it felt somewhat therapeutic to write. Good luck to all my fellow bros in the relationship world :)

Nice, at least you're doing well. I get a lot of female attention too, but still no girlfriend and still a failure academically.

>wish I could go back to being a KHV because it was a lot less painful than the first valentines alone after five years

yeah

dating a really good quality girl for a year and a half

taught her how to be a good fuck
we work out together
we love each other
she's very pretty and very hot

hopefully this relationship turns out well

yes that 4 year age difference really is significant.

Not so great, I haven't been in a serious relationship for 3 years, haven't been in any relationship at all for two, and my relationship prospects are pretty bad because of my soft, doughy body and my 'tism.

Honestly, not good. I can say without uncertainty that it is all my fault though. I have not actively been pursuing women. I know that a change needs to be made, but quite honestly, at the university I attend it seems like most girls are too promiscuous for a long term commitment. I'll just play the single life happily for now (21 atm).
>inb4 virgin, i've had sex with 14 girls and had one long term gf before

It is, but damn. I've about had it with girls my age. I've talked to and had bad experiences with a few now, they're so confused emotionally, getting out of long term relationships, mindset ruined by college, playing endless games.

I'm about to say fuck it and go for a girl that actually thinks the world of me and isn't afraid to fully show it due to scarring or bitterness or whatever

the age difference would hardly register down the line, even if it's odd now, idk

2016
>Met girl at a dance thing last March
>Dated for a bit, then she ghosted me in May

>Went on two dates with qt I met at a party in December
>Get along pretty well
>She asks me to be in a polyamorous relationship with her
>Say no, wish her a happy life, and walk out

I don't meet many girls that I'd consider dating (I need at least a 7/10 to be attracted to) and find it difficult to will myself into hitting on random girls. I don't mind rejection too much, but talking and inevitably realizing we have nothing in common sucks.

How do I into 7/10 monogamous horror/gore movie loving gf?

>ghosting
Nothing pisses me off more. Why the fuck can a girl not respond. Personally, I would rather have a girl say "Fuck off, you are an awful person and I never want to hear from you again" than fucking ghost me. It's such a petty, non-confrontational thing to do and it makes me rage.

Got ghosted about twice in 2015 for the first time. I was kind of pissed at first, but I've come to accept its just a natural part of dating these days. Its sucky, and I kind of wanted to know what, if anything, I did "wrong," but meh. Not worth giving them the validation.

2017 isn't looking good bros. Haven't so much as flirted with anybody yet. Wish me luck. We're all gonna make it.

Holy fuck black women are so gross

right?

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I'm basically a recluse. Maybe I'll get one of those waifu pillows.

why

Nonexistant.

I'm semi-autismo, usually I date other semi-autismo girls: engineers, scientists, programmers.

But I'm somehow dating a mostly normie girl who works in marketing. She's fun, but her friends are nice, but boring. We can't really communicate well. It's going to end poorly.

>joke

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Im empty.

After I had my oneitis no girl is able to satisfy me. I just try to fuck a girl from time to time so my balls wont explode but if It was possible I would like to have absolutely no sex drive.

BTW, I went from being a highschool loser to losing v card at 18 and then pulling shit like two girls in one day. Its doable anons, just dont wallow in self pity; train, exercise and better yourself.

a bit sore but i don't complain

Worst feel
I feel completely autistic after this, when it is painfully obvious is even worse

It seems I can't connect with people so it's very difficult to get to know them. A pillow would be better than nothing maybe.

Wait a week then

Yeah it's what I'll have to do. I'll just wait for an argument to happen and then say I'm done.

I hate it from the moment I wake up until I fall asleep.

Kek story of my life.

Every drunk girl i meet at the club i end up fucking or have the most enjoyable time with turns out to have a BF.

It's like they just use me as a fucktoy when they're bored of their own BF's because i look pretty hot but don't want to engage in anything real though because i'm autistic as fug.

How does ghosting work if a girl texts you non-stop but doesn't want to hang out anymore, it's fucking annoying too.

Ask her if you can come play D&D? Say you want to get into it but don't know anyone else who plays?

Could get a nerdy hobby out of it if nothing else

I'm a faggot, so fine
So glad I don't have to deal with women

that was sarcasm, dumbass. 4 years is nothing... wtf is wrong with you americans?!

fuck off 4 years is a huge gap considering it is between 18 and 22