Umm, why are you lifting again?

if there's any underage out there, you better get your asses to an orthodontist and fix them ugly janked up teeth with braces before you get too old for insurance to cover it. it becomes "cosmetic" surgery after like 21 or so and costs over $6k

How the hell does one make eye-gains?

contacts

Need to get my teeth whitened, damn

Asking women is bullshit, they lie and/or have no idea what they want.
Asking only 204 women.
Asking them on some Facebook poll bullshit.

changes everytime bro, every source has a different list.

the most consistent one i've found is broad shoulders & height which is in like 99% of the lists near the top.

>eyes
I have hazel eyes, bretty gud desu
>smile
Been told I have a nice smile, but it might be shit too so rip
>teeth
They're not yellow or anything
>height
REEEE TFW UBER MANLET AT 5'5"
>hands
FUUUCK I HAVE TINY GIRL HANDS

>listening to what women say and not watching what they do

I sure see more ripped guys who are jerks getting laid compared to guys with eyes

Find the light.

>implying women know what the fuck they look at first and can logically prioritize what they are actually paying attention to.

OP plz call 1-855-cmon-now

because it's the only time when i'm not depressed and suicidal. too bad i can't work out for entire day and then sleep the rest of the time.

>tfw really blue eyes
>tfw out of nowhere compliments from strangers sometimes
>tfw some people say eye contact with me is too intense

MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS NORMIES

>Men's Health.
>Women
>Knowing what they want.

Yeah cuz a bitch will sleep with a homeless guy if he has blue eyes, or will be delighted to go home with Adonis only to look at his micro penis.

first thing Veeky Forums notices when seeing a woman

>floor

Learn to "smile" with your eyes

Good thing I only need 1 not 204.
Also women lie to themselves.

youtube.com/watch?v=ff7nltdBCHs

Thank god i don't lack in any of these areas

>Blue eyes
>Blond hair
>Big lips
>Average teeth
>5'6

Because I can't deadlift my eyes a different colour?

>smile
im fucked

I LIFT FOR MIRES

>tfw going 15k into credit debt for cosmetic surgery and braces because your personality is so garbage looks is the only way anyone would even bother with me

>tfw about to get braces
>after getting them removed I will have to get like 8 of my teeth basically rebuilt
>it's all going to cost an average 1 year salary in my country
it better be worth it

tfw yellow teeth

why havnt they invented fake , rock hard, white teeth yet to replace mine

why arent there companies offering a 1ml thick pure white ceramic covering over your teeth

They're called veneers

^^^^^

>tfw some people say eye contact with me is too intense
Start singing "Behind Blue Eyes" by the Who

THAT right there is some massive amount of bullshit.It's as legit as 90% of bodyfat charts out there

kek

laser like eye contact. gotta focus on their own eyes. look at their pupils, try to see if its dilated or not.

imagine if you will, that she is actually getting wet while you talk to her. she actually wants your dick, but you're not quite giving her the d yet. you're teasing her playfully.

that smile and look in your eyes of flirtatiousness is crucial, otherwise it's all a sham, and you don't really want it.

pic related

asking women anything about relationships is stupid

for fishing advice, would you ask the fish or the fisherman?

Fish don't want to be caught

Women do

>Women do
I hate to tell you but no, thats incorrect
If they just wanted to be caught they would settle for the first guy who came up, this is something they dont do

They want to be chased and eventually maybe settle for the best guy out there but being caught isnt on the agenda

>Source
Biology, females pick mates and reject suitors
Dating sites, women have a ~5% approval rating of men and the response rate is across the board very low.

>height that far up
>hygiene and package that far down

this is a prime example of chicks just saying the most generic shit so people won't think they're degenerate sluts

>package
>1 response
These women obviously didn't answer honestly.

They don't notice ugly people at all

dude tons of girls like my hands, and they're just really bony and you can see the tendons

Yes becuase what women say they want and what they actully want are the same fucking thing.

Thats why "nice guys" get all the pussy amirite?

>Style
Style = aesthetic
Aesthetic = Body
Therefore body = style

If your body is shit, even if your clothes are on point, your style won't be as good unless your body looks good in them clothes.

...

the first three things a woman notices on a man...are the things literally right in front of her eyes that she could not possibly miss. interesting creatures, they are.

>Umm, why are you lifting again?
to look in the mirror and touch myself duh.

>tfw been getting more and more red veins in my eyes over the years
>you don't notice when they appear but once they do, they're permanent
>only fix is surgery

>hazel

Code word for brown, aka shit.

>all that cope

>manlet with bad teeth and perma bags under his eyes

Ok now read the list starting from the bottom and you got what women really look at first

>dead fish eyes and permanent bags (thanks STEM)
>a post ITT reminded that I have red veins all over my eyes too
>don't smile often, virtually permanent frown
>teeth are more or less ok
>average hair
>5'7

>FIRST THING I NOTICED ABOUT HIM GUURRLLL WAS HIS SENSE OF HUMOR
>WAAAAY BEFORE I EVEN KNEW THIS PERSON PHYSICALLY EXISTED

It's another list confirming women as liars

Cross eyed, bald, 5'10" or 11" and I hate my smile

Not necessarily about women but if I don't like myself I don't know why I'd expect a woman to

I lift to curb my crippling anxiety

Does it work?

Works better than the medication I was taking, unless i stop working out, then it gets pretty bad again, but manageable.
Also dont drink alcohol very often : )

They're not going to fuck you just because you have good hands, but they definitely will avoid fucking you if you have bad hands

Remember, those hands are going to be on them. They don't want their bodies being grabbed by some hideous deformed claws

Apparently hands are to women what feet are to men.

...unimportant to everyone except fetishists??!?

>except fetishists

Which constitute something like 60% of the gender, according to conservative estimates.
Also, even if you don't want them in your face or on your cock, you'll probably prefer a girl with shapely slender well kept feet instead of flat-soled potatoes with square toes and bitten nails, no?

>been stopped on the street several times because of my eyes
>sometimes by real hot mammas
>i have somewhat fucked teeth so not really confident
>smile awkwardly and go on

NOONE KNOWS WHAT IS LIKE TO BE A SAD MAN BEHIND BLUE EYES

At least I'm getting braces soon.

>nice eyes
>great smile
>good teeth
>not a manlet
>bitch girly hands

im never going to make it

>tfw 6'2, blue eyes, nice hair and teeth
>tfw baby hands
its not fucking fair. Fucking toddler hands

>tfw your son will never be an athlete because of your baby hand genetics

Kill your best friend

>n=204 on a public facebook poll
>scientific validity
pick one and only one

>tfw your intelgence catches a girls eye

Use whitening strips

...

That's flirting?! Fuck me.

The halo effect makes all of the rest of it look better.

>This
my parents didnt give a shit about my teeth and now i look like a hillbilly vampire, go on kiddies

It is brah trust me got mine on at 20 years old now 22 and everyone I know has complimented my smile or I caught them mirin

I bet most of them have eyes

It's ok, you can still be president.

>RESPONSES

Wow it's fucking nothing.

If you knew anything about women, you'd know that women have no fucking idea what the fuck they want.

Go ahead and ask your girlfriend for advice about women. They'll tell you to buy a girl flowers on the first date, hold doors open for them, and treat them nicely; all ways to land your ass squarely in the friend zone. A much better indicator of what women want is their BEHAVIOR which suggests exactly the fucking opposite of what they outwardly say.

>eyes
Blue with a bit of gold around the pupil
>smile
My smile never really grew out of the stoic emo edgelord look from mid 2000s
>teeth
All here, no cavities, not yellow
>height
6'5
>hands
Manual laborer + guitarist, so beefy and caloused to fuck

I know I won't make it, brahs, leave me behind while you still can

>eyes rated highest
i guess im good then

Because Moving The Weight is a spiritual experience.

>tfw disgusting plastic looking fat sausage hands
IT'S COS I HAD FUCKING XENOESTROGENS IN MY DIET WHEN I WAS A KID
FUCK

r8 my eyes

soulless sociopath shark eyes

t. brown eyelet

kek, this

Because I don't stop at first looks.
faggot

>tfw eczema around eyes and bags under em
kill me. kill me now.

Makes sense, a girl from tinder I'm meeting wanted to confirm that I had the same blue eyes from my photos and had good teeth. It all makes sense now

guess this means there's hope for a manlet like me.
Shame that my eyes show I'm dead inside.

>girls flirting is male autism

What the fuck

lol i think u mean limp bizkit

Even though this is bait, I will respond.

Because despite my plain brown eyes, my crooked smile and slightly fucked teeth, and my manlet status when I can let out a few manly grunts and move over 300lbs by myself in a real world scenario, you can smell the panties melting.

kek

under-rated
plus if youre fat your eyes and jawline will ruin your face.
height will also be thrown off by flabby build.

I only care about the 7 girls that said shoulders and arms. But my eyes do change between all shades of green/hazel, even yellow sometimes and I can see girls get lost in them. They just blank out.