BETA RED FLAGS:

BETA RED FLAGS:
>he bites his nails
>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
>he holds the door for others
>he doesn't use any hair products
>he doesn't use any skin products
>he watches anime
>he uses solid color t-shirts
>he has that virgin walking style
>he owns a cat
>he wears autism shoes
>he doesn't drink
>he doesn't smoke
>he stares down into the ground
>he's never committed a crime

>he makes lists and posts them on Veeky Forums

>he posts and browses 4chins

>he uses solid color t-shirts
???

actual signs of a beta:

> he actually cares what anyone else thinks

all there is to it

>not having flames or a metallic dragon on your shirts

fucken faggot

>>he has that virgin walking style
what

Literally only one I do is pee on the side of the toilet, but that is more to prevent splashback than anything else.
I could give a fuck about noise.

Also I own a couple solid color t shirts, but I only got them for and wear them at work, so I don't count that shit.

Trying to hit as many people as possible so we all think we're beta, because the clearly alpha op is an authority on the matter

>knows how to read and write

>he holds the door for others
>he watches anime
>he wears autism shoes
>he stares down into the ground
especially these

I'll play with you user.

>he bites his nails
True
>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)
Nah
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
Nah
>he holds the door for others
Nah
>he doesn't use any hair products
If his hair looks good anyway, that's fine
>he doesn't use any skin products
If his skin looks good anyway, that's fine
>he watches anime
A red flag, sure
>he uses solid color t-shirts
Quite the opposite
>he has that virgin walking style
I don't know it
>he owns a cat
Maybe
>he wears autism shoes
What are autism shoes? Nike?
>he doesn't drink
Nah
>he doesn't smoke
Definitely not
>he stares down into the ground
Yup
>he's never committed a crime
Nope

Fucking Jesus. Half of these describe me. The t-shirts, peeing on the side, nail biting. Wtf man.

>Virgin detected

this

how do I know your are a virgin

Wearing graphic t-shirts and thinking you're not a manchild...

>he plays video games
>he watches porn
>he doesn't appreciate the need for spiritual morality

>he doesn't drink
>Nah
>he doesn't smoke
>Definitely not
>he's never committed a crime
>Nope
You're wrong, being low inhibition is king.

He's just picked things that guys in general do, not make everyone doubt themselves.
>wears solid colour t-shirts
I mean come on, who doesn't

why are you describing yourself? projecting much?

This

You think you're gonna get girls by being a good upstanding citizen? Girls want the guy who spits in the face of decency and does whatever he wants.

>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)

this is so me

>he has a negative outlook on most things and always turns down advice with some excuses

This a million times.

A colleague of mine hasn't been laid in years, despite being a decent looking, smart funny guy. I try and help him out all the time and all I get is self pity and excuses.

i just sit when i pee to avoid splashback

>he doesn't lift
>he does crossfit
the biggest of red flags

But I don't want to poison myself? Alcohol makes me stupid, and smoking kills. Crimes aren't beneficial to me.