Why don't you?
Captain America bench 1100 Lbs
That bar can also hold over a thousand pounds without bending. Why can't Olympic bars do the same?
>lifting in super hero costume
wtf is wrong with him?
but it would be 1100 per weight so hes actually benching 2200
>captain america
>natty
It's clearly defined in the MCU that he is not natty.
>tfw too poor to afford electronic pl8s that change weight dynamically
Vibranium is too expensive, the IOC would have to embezzle less if they spent that much on gear.
because im not a marvel faggot thats a tool of left wing sjw new york hipster writers and shitty artist.
You fuckin bastich.
his power is literally being not natty
>Cap
>Natty
Super soldier serum is not natty. He's nothing but a filthy dumb roiding scum.
forgot to count the bar
>roiding
>for only 1100lbs
Literal bitch weight compared to Batman.
>Counting the bar
>2017
>be OP
>no access to super roids for that LMAO 1100lbs bench
>OP's fw
Never gonna make it
Based Batman
>upper arms at 90 degrees
Cap's asking for shoulder impingement
>but I can
> brb superhero
> brb can only lift 12.4kg more than what the world record is
Captain America is literary, cononiclly not natty
>Digital weight display
These some kinda bullshit mass generators where you can just dial up and down the weight like it's no big deal
they're called smartweights
it's the future of weightlifting
>Batman
>Natty
Dude, I love Batman. I LOVE Batman.
But if you for a second think he doesn't roid you're crazy.
He's like 40 and he heals the very next day, he can go out every night and be like a 20 year old every single night.
He's super good and chemistry, is FUCKING RICH, and has his own giant corporation that can produce or get shit for him
>TFW Batman roids with expensive serum every night.
Batman is probably on a lot of shit to keep him going.
Unless that costume is a bench shirt, he's lifting raw, so he's 170kg more than the world record.
That's an interesting point actually. Imagine if you didn't care about aesthetics and had a bottomless wallet.
The gear he's on must be shocking, not to mention all the pain killers and medication he'd be on after abusing his body for 20+ years.
>Work at supergym
>need to change the batteries on the plates. again.
Lobo as we know him was defined by socialist (not even liberal, actual socialist) British creators (Alan Grant & Simon Bisley). DC comes from liberal New York Jews writing about a superpowered social justice warrior (Siegel & Shushter).
Comics & superheroes specifically are the original liberal and left wing propaganda/communication medium. They were literally invented for that purpose..
he's autistic or something
You don't need to wear a string T in order to lift and make sick gains. They're worse than yoga pants on chicks
there's no reason to put on your costume for a workout
especially when everybody already knows who you are.
Is superman natty?
does he count the bar?
Wayne enterprises has their own pharma division I think, he's probably got some next level shit in his system
Will lifting help me attract Chris Evans?
What a bunch of bullshit crap
>Lobo as we know him was defined by socialist (not even liberal, actual socialist) British creators (Alan Grant & Simon Bisley).
He was created by Roger Sifler and Keith Hidden, and also Alan Grant is an anarchist, not a socialist.
> DC comes from liberal New York Jews writing about a superpowered social justice warrior (Siegel & Shushter).
>Le evil Jews
That's /pol/ spaghetti spilling. Superman was created as an immigrant trying to adapt to an American society. Holy shit, stop the presses! Murica is an immigration based country!
>Comics & superheroes specifically are the original liberal and left wing propaganda/communication medium. They were literally invented for that purpose..
>Literally
No, they were invented to have fun strips on news papers to add revenue. You know jack shit about it since in the 50's they were censored by the comics code authority, because comics supposedly increased juvenile delinquency, you know, your so called "degeneracy", based on the book Seduction of the Innocence that blamed them for everything wrong on kids, which was filled with propaganda and false information.
Left wing propaganda in the 50's. Fucking 50's, cold war era 50's...
Fuck off
>wearing gloves to lift
I don't roid
kek
>tfw your gravi-plates take CR2032 batteries and the store doesn't carry any
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I deadlift in a specific hat every time. I don't know. It's part of my ritual to get amped up. If I was a fucking superhero, I'd probably lift in my suit because it would make me feel powerful.
Didn't Batman start to use Venom at one point?
He's also not real
There was an arc where he started roiding with venom, but then he quit and swore to become natty. So he is probably still natty unless they changed this.
fuck off my dude, they're not real characters
Point is, Batman had to train to get where he is. Making him roid wouldn't make sense with his character.
I'm not really into comics, but from what I've seen most of DC characters are hilariously absurd as well.
Only good thing to come out of them is the old Hellblazer.
But like I said, I also don't really read comics much, so I'm most probably talking from ignorance.
Humanoids make some neat stuff, though
>Implying I don't want to bench lmao2planet like goku