Be done with gym

>be done with gym
>shower up, looking good
>feelin 10/10
>board train
>girl from gym follows
>sits across from me on an empty tram
>pic related

What do

lose weight. You are fat fuck.

>feelin 10/10
>not feelin fit
never gonna make it buddy

Just be yourself bro

"hey, are you from gym? My name Is user , how are you?"
From there, dont try to be a gigoló, dont try to be a winner/alpha. Just try to hace a normal conversation , like old reunited friends.

And thats it, be gracious about it. you are not going to take her home or anything, but this way she will knlw who you are and its the first step to know (and maybe fuck) somebody

ask her if she's feeling lucky

see his reflection, he is a creeper and a fat fuck. FUCKING FAT FUCKS NEVER SAW WOMAN NAKED FUCKING CREEPY DUDES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>WEST MELBOURNE

>fat guy taking candid pics of stranger on train
Don't even think of talking to her, she will think you are a stalker.

And for fuck sake don't take pictures of people. Is this really the level of autism on this board?

Lol pls be real

Pls be real

>feeling 10/10

>see OP's post and pic
>goddamit dis will be gud

This thread had so much potential, yet it is so shitty

It's so obviously not real.

It's funny either way.

Found out

>This thread had so much potential, yet it is so shitty
probably because the story is so obviously fake.

Fuck man, that got me

you can see his reflection xDDD EPIC!!! can i upload to to reddit???

who gives a shit how OP looks. not all women care about someone looking like top end fitness model. i look slightly better and in a relationship with a cardio bunny for over 3 years

go for it

You're a big guy

for you

Are you really taking this OP at face value?
Or am I foolishly doing the same to your post?

Either way, you're an idiot

Normaly Id call fake but here you never fkin know

This, such obvious bait that will no doubt be on the front page of reddit within the hour

Eating this train [spoiler]with no survivors[/spoiler]