How do you guys train your pet manlet?

Fpbp

Honestly I never bothered to properly train my manlet, just let him run wild, sit on the furniture and even fed him at the table. Now he is completely undiscplined, his coat is unkempt, eyes cloudy, teeth a mess, and twenty pounds overweight. When he isn't eating or whining to be fed he spends all his time tucked away in his den.

Son you are a disappointment

bumping for this

Take him to the vet to get gassed and just cop another one. Manlets are worthless.

Stay Jelly lanklets:

games.crossfit.com/legacy-leaderboard?year=2016&competition=1

all are under 5'11"

jesus christ no wonder men feel so self conscious about height in burgerland

>all roiding compensating manlets who practice a meme sport are under 5"11

As expected

*wipes forehead*

I'm so happy to do 5'11 reading those.

>crossfit
I'm glad manlets have found a sport that isn't a sport to be good at

Funniest thread I've read today lmao

topkek

Whoa mama

They're also pretty good at getting fucked in the ass and bullied by taller more dominant men.

>He's happy his height starts with 5

COPE
O
P
E

Shut up, you don't know SHIT about my people.

We fit into seats better, make mad gains, and girls feel less frightened of us, so they ACTUALLY aren't afraid to date us. Fucking lanklets

>all tall people are lanklets
Lmmfao at your coping.
>tfw 6'3" and built like a monster
Manlets are worthless.

I will look bigger than you when I bulk up and I'll have a tall cutie pie. Girls don't notice me as much but I'll get a true sweetheart one day who doesn't love me for my height

And when she starts lusting after real men, I'll be there to cuck you, maybe you can watch while I fuck her ruthlessly.

A real man is judged by the content of his character, not by how much he struggles to fit in aeroplane seats

My gf will love me for me, and be my true sweetheart. She would never want some one like you

No getting cucked for me lanklets

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>lanklet
Again, coping. It's okay little guy, I'm sure you're absolutely correct about everything.
>mfw the girl in your picture is actually 5'5"

Fuck this shit, I'm gonna just rise above it

With a step ladder?

Fuck you think you're smart lanklet?

No matter what you say, I'm still standing

Barely

LMFAO get a load at how pissed off this stupid little manlet is.

5'6 isn't manlet, asshole

>5'6 isn't manlet

Shut up, world average male height is 5'8" so I might be below average but I'm not a fucking manlet

Manlets in denial season 1 episode 43

You're the same size as a schoolgirl.

How does that feel?

Nice try, samefag

Lanklet cunt season 3 episode 14:

Gangly man with small peen picks on short but sweet guys because he is insecure and can't understand basic statistics

What? No, maybe in india or something but only around half the girls in my class at school were taller than me, I call that a win asshole

>world average male height is 5'8"

>being below average
>manlet
pick two

Nice try faggot

So half the human population of men are manlets? LOL what a load of shit.

Girls love how big my dick looks because of my shorter body anyway

Height trolling has now evolved into this. I suppose it was inevitable.

He cant climb out of mine anyway.

I actually lol'd.

Half the world's population are hungry skeletons, does that mean we should admire hungry skeletons?

Your rationalizations are pathetic. Anything below 5'10" is manlet.

>5'10
t. manlet

6' - 6'5' is the normal and optimal heigh for a man. Maybe a bit lower if you're an asian.

I just want to say I love all you fucks, regardless if you're pushing 5'3 or 6'5.

>trying to train a pet that is incapable of learning

Manlet BTFO

Oh you keep yours at four feet deep too then?

>6'5"
t. lanklet

Over 6'2" and you start turning into a beanpole.

>you start turning into a beanpole
t. DYEL

You're safe as long as you lift.

Fucking lanklets. 'Manlets' is such a meme

You only hate men of shortness because they bullied you and beat you up at school

>You're safe as long as you're taller than the woman.
The things these -lets tell themselves, baka.

This kid is soo pissed

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You're just proving my point that lanklets need Rich Piana levels of roids to look proportional.

guys how do i find a dominant guy who will leash me like that

grindr is fucking disgusting

why does this picture turn me on

>5'10
>tell people that i'm 6'0
>nobody notices

Lmao my gf is three inches taller than you and i dominate the shit out of her in bed. You're a tiny man and should be embarrassed of yourself

>Be me
>Be 5'9
>Wish I wasn't manlet

Please help

Kek

why did i laugh so hard at this

Dominate and dick him regularly so that he knows he's my personal boyslut.
My manlet now exclusively live off of soy and my semen.

>attractive girls saying short men should be killed
no one would say this, this is social suicide

half these accounts are definitely fake
also i'm 6' you cucks

Get help

What is funner Veeky Forums
>Manlet
>Crossfit

>Real man
>Veeky Forums
Kek

>Strongmen look as aesthetic as manlets

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you'll all be cucked by a dyel twink manlet mark my dubs

>tfw statistically greater than half the people in this thread are actually manlets themselves
>tfw masochism is back in style
glad i'm 6'3