How many times have you guys jerked off since the new year? I've done it twice so far...

How many times have you guys jerked off since the new year? I've done it twice so far. Is it really true that no fap will help me become less aspie and more fit?

Also do you guys feel like a depressed loser after you finish jerking off?

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if i feel like getting off then i just have my gf do it for me.

no, not masturbating isnt going to make you fucking superman, fuck this thread and op is a faggot

i jerk off at least 5 times every day minimum of 240 times. some days i'll even go over 10 times

I can fap like upwards of 5 times a day easy.
I just feel uninterested in women afterwards

idk like ~10 times probably

is like what? 47 days in? probably around 90 times

nofap is a meme. do noporn.

Never.
Have not fapped since....shit...october?

50-70

If you feel like a depressed loser after jerking off it's probably because you're a depressed loser.
I've jerked off probably 60 times since the new year and I feel great, my dick works great, I get great erections and I have no problem talking to girls and I even have a girlfriend.

I know that feel
I stopped fapping one day and I just never felt an urge to do it for life a month onward, I didn't intentionally want to not fap, i just stopped feeling any desire for it

Then I noticed I started getting bad acne and started bloating around my neck which hid my normally sharp jawline

I had no idea what was wrong and one day I decided to fap again and my face and neck went back to normal
Weirdest shit ever

Jerk off almost daily
And fuck my girl on the same day

I honestly feel focused after jerking

Pic related is me, doubt it has any affect on gains

I'm on some ssri meds due to social anxiety
I can barely even get a boner. Last time I tried to jerk it I rubbed continuously for 40 or 50 minutes before reaching the most unsatisfying orgasm I've ever had and haven't fapped since.
I don't have any sex drive anymore either, so I can at least spend the time I would normally chase tail on my workout haha

Dude really social anxiety? I used to think that was real until I stopped being a little insecure bitch.

I use masturbation as a tension release or to reduce my horniness otherwise i might get a semi if i see a big ass/thick legs on the street.

Not him, but wow that was 2edgy4me

lol seriously do you think you're tough? You're on a semi faggotry fitness board.

Nope I'm trying to help that guy. Like I said I was socially retarded until I realized I was being a little drama queen. I mean this dude now has the confidence to talk to whores but his dick doesn't work because of an ssri like really

STOP!
>you're gonna summon him

i have a real dilemma guys and i dont know what to do. so ive been jerking it to porn daily for over 10 years. ive had multiple occasions to lose my virginity but i cant stay erect when i enter a vagina. i think its a mental block thing. the thing is im such a man child i know im not realistically getting pussy often so i don't want to quit porn when i have no idea if im actually going to get laid anytime soon you know? throwing semen is like my favorite activity so randomly qutting for the off chance i get laid doesnt compute.

what do i do? its like i cant progress in any aspect of life im to much of a fuck up

Thank you for the insight, my man, but I'll stick to the meds. It's not like I was a drama queen or anything. I live pretty normally, besides the fact that I've been pretty much an emotionless robot from early childhood to now who innately felt wrong while socializing. Talking to people was possible but always very brief and to the point because it just felt straight weird
I went into treatment for something else that was barely related but after a few talks the doc recommended an SSRI to fix my social issues and my mood. I was reluctant to start medication at first, but after the doc egged me on a bit and I found out the meds were cheap as fuck I gave it a shot and in like 2 or 3 days I started feeling a much broader range of emotions and found myself un-consciously talking to others in situations where I would normally stay silent and avoid contact.

Shaolin monks don't masturbate , and they can fucking glide

once or twice a day. how much is that?

1month 16days = (31+16) x 1.5
=~70.5

nice

No for fucks sake

Do you think the average normal male thinks like this? Further more do you think the Chad that you aspire to be (or you think has it made) ever once has thought about shit like this?

Well good for you
The ssri I was prescribed made me hallucinate so I went the old fashion way

just deleted my porn folder yesterday, RIP 650+ GB of porn, I feel better mentally without jerking to porn and just using my imagination instead
it's like when you just get given a bunch of money instead of trying to work hard to get a bunch of money, why would I bother working hard when I get it for free?

Also one of the trips on here said
>do you want to fuck the girl?
>are you fucking the girl?
>is someone else fucking the girl while you jerk off?
>cuck

relli makes u fink

donald trump still works hard tho. (but i see your point)

at least once a day all year

been taking l arginine and l lysine, dont know if it has an effect but ive been pretty horny

I don't think I could ever stop fapping to be honest.

Last year, I had testicular cancer, the day after surgey to remove my left nut, I was back home and fapped before bed.

If fresh surgical incisions and later chemotherapy couldn't even slow me down, I don't think anything is making me stop

Yeah I can't stop jerking off to amateur milf videos.

yes and I would just keep working and save the money, but a lot of people I know would quit their job with a regular free income and waste every cent

srsly what is the story behind this pic - instabitch or what?

The whole point of NoFap is to raise your base discomfort level, so things are relatively easier to do and your brain has to work to get it's pleasure

It won't give you superpowers

NOFAP? ITS A MEME YOU STUPID GOYIM. IT IN NO WAY RAISES YOUR ENERGY, CONFIDENCE, AND HAPPINESS LEVELS. IT IN NO WAY FIXES YOUR BRAINS DEPENDENCE TO PORN THUS BENEFITING YOUR SEXUAL HEALTH. IT IN NO WAY DOES NOT MAKE YOU BE A DEPRESSED, SEDATED LOW ENERGY KEK. DO NOT EVEN ATEMPT IT TO SEE FOR YOURSELF; JUST KEEP HAPPILY MASTURBATING TO YOUR HENTAI AND KEK PORN WHILE TYRONE AND MUHAMMED HAVE REAL SEX WITH REAL WESTERN WOMEN, OKAY GOY?? GOOD GOY.

I think no fap fucked up my stomach and nerves

Now whenever i jerk off i get so excited that i get diarrhea and shit

I also get way more nervous over stupid shit

Anyone else get this

easily over a hundred times

I can't even count how many times since the new year. I do it almost daily to porn but it hasn't really affected my performance with sex so I don't really buy into the whole nofap noporn meme.

too many times, like three times in the last week

>Also do you guys feel like a depressed loser after you finish jerking off?

yes

83 times so far.

On average probably 5 times a week lol. I try to go every 2 days or 3-4 optimally cause it feels better but I usually don't care. and sometimes ill do it twice in a day

I'd fap 2 times a day but it gets me so sweaty and gross and only satisfies me for a few hours. Sex with my gf keeps me satisfied for a few days, and she's DTF on demand.

nofap day 26 here

nice math prof.

About 10 to 14 timesp

like 2-3 times a day feels good
mostly to this vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

Like 6 times.

>Also do you guys feel like a depressed loser after you finish jerking off?
No, because i fap right before sleep for maximum efficiency.

Around 50 times.

Tbh all the ppl that spout the no fap bullshit are probably beta males.

They think that they're unfit, weak, awkward and unsociable because they touch their pinky, sorry to pop your bubble but it's perfectly natural, and has far more health benefits than anything else. Enjoy the testicular cancer of all those old sperm cells clogging up in your balls.

Tldr; You're beta not because you fap but because you are indeed because you're a pussy bitch boy

two times per day. Having naturally high T is a curse.

>like a depressed loser
fuck no, orgasm gives me a rush of dopamine and for about 5-10 seconds I feel like I can do literally anything I set my mind to. I go back to normal afterwards but I never crash into depression

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Probably somewhere around 50

Bro...

I nutted 3 times yesterday fucking my gf all day?

Did I lose gains for all of 2017?

I've noticed recently that I can't even get a semi when jacking to porn. I'm going to try and quit cigs and do a bit more cardio see if that helps.

Is there anything else I can do, apart from no fap/porn etc to try and get my erections back?

wow dude you know Veeky Forums jerks off minimum 1 time a day.
you must clear you balls of old sperm or they will literally go retarded, and cause cancer .
dont harbor dead sperm in your balls .

you aren't going to stop unless you stop

all you retards yelling how you're too high test to stop fapping just simply lack the willpower to stop. of course you get horny. fapping is still a choice

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I used to wank around 3-4 times a day.

Morning wank/semi dream wank
Then late morning porn wank
Afternoon livecam wank
Evening porn wank

I've been on nofap for under a week but broke it today :(

I think i may resort to fapping once a fortnight

nofap will help

When i was at my peak, fapping like 3-5 times day nothing could get me hard i was watching all sorts of random fetishes trying to find something to arouse me, regular porn was doing fuck all.

Then i stopped fapping for awhile (like 2 weeks) then i watched some random shitty regular porn and i was rock hard in second and enjoyed it.

Thanks for the tip, rabbi

I can stop, I'm just lack the Will. I'm more interested in no porn. One thing I can say is that I've successfully blocked all porn on my pc. Really I just need to get busy and I won't feel the need to jerk off.

maybe you can get off to the thought of shooting ur hot load into my mouth bbe ;) ill swallow every bit xx

This. I stopped watching porn a year ago though. Not because of the memes on here about porn making you a cuck or anything but yeah I think porn is fucked up. I still jerk off twice a week. Also I once fell for the nofap meme for a month. Shit made literally no difference in my admittedly pretty normie life.

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>3+ times a week since I was 11
WOO!
BUSTIN' OUT THOSE REPS AND LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND

i usually fap about 3 times a day, its been 48 days since new years(i think). So about 144 times.

You guys that say you don't jerk off more than a couple times a week bust a nut some other way, right?

no fap is extremely aspie so you've already lost.
>do you feel like a loser after you finish jerking off
No, I just orgasmed so I feel good

10 times maybe? idk who keeps track of shit like that

>How many times have you guys jerked off since the new year?
Dunno, few times a week.

>Also do you guys feel like a depressed loser after you finish jerking off?
Nah, I feel awesome. Sometimes I jack off when I'm not even horny because I know I'll be in a better mood for a few hours.

>Is it really true that no fap will help me become less aspie and more fit?
Nope. Don't blame fapping for the damage porn does.

random twitch streamer from a few years ago

she streamed league, dont think shes around anymore

oh also she looks nothing like the pic, filters/angles really do wonders

Why would you not fap?

You people make too big a deal out of it. Just do what you want

I jerk it like five times a day. I have some unholy libido

1 Corinthians 15
If the dead are not raised, let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we die. 33 Do not be deceived: “Bad company corrupts good morals.” 34 Become sober-minded [j]as you ought, and stop sinning; for some have no knowledge of God. I speak this to your shame.

To your shame OP.
The bible, as old as it is, continues to expose people all over the world.

Tried nofap for a week, all it did was make me really horny and pissed off all the time. Nofap is a meme.

And no, I don't feel like a depressed loser after nutting because I'm not actually a loser. I like to jerk it before I go to the gym so I can get a little bit pumped up and energized.

>become sober-minded

is it possible to view porn AND still view women as women instead of objects for pleasure?

>emitting testosterone from your body
>getting pumped up and energized AFTER emitting testosterone from your body

Dumbest post I've read all day

>having low test
>having such low test that you can't afford to jerk off
Hearty kek

Idk, a good amount. I never feel like shit after jerking off. If you were a pussy before nofap, you'll be a pussy after. Stop focusing on small bullshit "quick fixes" and just man the fuck up and quit being a supreme beta