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M A G A

tfw australian

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pls be my AI gf

also need an update on jerry i gib you picture for sacrifice

I don't have any info on jerry beyond what everyone here gets unfortunately so here's his waifu to make up for that.

heres one for you my redpilled scientist

CUTE!
CUUUTTTEEEE!!!

gib update how are you doing ?

If DNP is illegal why can I go to ebay and find DNP for sale there?

Is that just fake stuff or am I missing something here?

Good
Leg is 100%, just need to stretch it for more ROM.
I was doing pmsf but I have a new position at worj so Im doing a normal cut but im positive I drink enough to counter that
C'est la vie

well cutting tends to be easier when your salt is balanced out, but are you past the 5lbs of instant water loss on the diet?

slow thread heres my only post to pick it up.

While everyone else is partying and shit i just injected hgh

When should i feel this shit

Yeah

Jesus. What do they feed the girls in Argentina? They must start them young whatever it is.

What brand did you end up getting?

it's not illegal

Black tops

Starting to feel it i think

Cool. Hopefully they're legit, how many IU are you going to run?

They need to stop

Fl2.0

Experiences with dbol?

developed nice juicy titties

Undecided on my oral kick starter.

Ive still got some dbol left over I could run with some asin, or I could get some sdrol or mtren.

Lel

fell asleep

I am gonna run 40 IU a week but i don't know dosing schedule. Gonna fuck around between 5 on 2 off and eod. There was a study showing that in the same IU per week, eod dosing is more effective, but that was only for height in short kids. Don't know how relevant it is otherwise.

Talking out of my ass i might be imagining it

But i am extremely prone to carpal tunnel. One time i couldn't use my hands for 2 months straight even to eat (when i was 13 or so) it hurt so bad.

But 2 hours or so post injection i am feeling some carpal tunnel symptoms, plus tightness in the hands, pretty gigantic appetite, and the well being BS

As i type this the carpal tunnel is not placebo it's actually pretty bad

>extremely prone to carpal tunnel.
>played wow for 5 months straight

both dbol and mtren buddy.

save sdrol for latter since its much stronger and harsher on your liver.

>extremely prone to carpal tunnel.
>masturbates 5x daily because the only 'game' he has is wow

Why is it everytime i inject tren pools of fucking blood spray everywhere

you are a kill bill yakuza character and you must die in a blaze of glory

youtube.com/watch?v=a3aFv8IQb4s

DNP is legal to own and buy just not ingest

how long until i'm 6'9 with a 10x9 dick

your growth plates are fused from roiding

but you might get a dick increase from 3 inch to 4 inch if your lucky.

nutrientjournal.com/melatonin-increases-growth-hormone-resistance-training-sleep/

got more of dat dere QOL your after buddy.

lef.org/m...-Factors_02.htm

While no human weight-management trials using melatonin have been published thus far,95 preclinical trials are encouraging. In middle-aged rodents, daily melatonin administration was found to suppress abdominal fat, plasma leptin levels, and insulin levels, while also reducing body weight and food intake.96,97 Other researchers reported that melatonin was associated with decreased intra-abdominal fat, decreased plasma insulin and leptin levels, and the absence of age-related weight gain.95,98

"Daily melatonin administration at middle age suppresses male rat visceral fat, plasma leptin, and plasma insulin to youthful levels"
ncbi.nlm..../pubmed/9927336

"In a clinical safety study, chronic high-dose (300 mg/day) rectal melatonin was well tolerated during an observation period of up to 2 yr..."
ncbi.nlm....pubmed/17014688

"Daily melatonin supplementation in mice increases atherosclerosis in proximal aorta... Even though high melatonin doses inhibit LDL oxidation in vitro, the effect of melatonin on atherosclerosis has never been studied. We have demonstrated that the feeding of hypercholesterolemic mice with an atherogenic diet supplemented with melatonin highly increases the surface of atherosclerotic lesions in the proximal aorta... This study suggests that caution should be taken as regards high melatonin dosage in hypercholesterolemic patients..."
ncbi.nlm....pubmed/12051775

Melatonin and nitric oxide.
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16682846

Melatonin regulates nitric oxide synthase expression in ...
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Melatonin counteracts inducible mitochondrial nitric oxide
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16313501

longecity.org/forum/topic/52194-melatonin-megadosage/
link to thread of links and shit

that was a joke but

>t. resident natty roid expert

>proceeds to post about supplements

does hgh amplify tren rage

Yoire natty?
Doesnt suprise me
Yore such a fag

ayy lmao your more than enough reason for me holding out on pining, than and bimbo has reigned in my autism for the subject alot. i will eventually but later

but your 19 so maybe you can grow taller.

How much would I be looking to spend if my first cycle was test E , I guess what I'm asking is what is a fair price for test E per 250mg

10$ per 50mg

thanks

A 20 year old coworker asked me to have sex today. Gonna not do it because gf is perfect. Life's good fellas.

Battery rundown

>electricity bows to the battery
>in contact with outlets and light posts
>possess conductive abilities
>control oroville with a shocking flow
>owns power plants & generators locally
>direct descendants of the electricity from zeus
>will provide electricity for first keks on mars
>oroville will be the first power plant
>own 99% of californias usable electricity on earth
>first power plant will be oroville power plant
> battery said to have high flow, such conductivity has only existed on the earth deep in the mariana trench & japan
>ancient native scriptures tell of battery failures that will descend upon california and will bring an age of dark cities and power plant technology progression
>they own thunderclouds around the world
>you likely have oroville batteries inside you now
>the battery is in regular communication with the agencies, fowarding the word of oroville power plant
>who do you think set up the meeting between greenpeace and the WNA? the first meeting of the two organisations since their creation and arranged the WNAs leader first trip to sahara to oroville failsafe power plant in desert land?
>they learned fluent electrical engineering in under a day
>other dams entrusted their electricity to the oroville battery
>there is no electricity in california, only in the battery
>the battery is about 50 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base spillway currently accepted by our society
>in reality, they are eroded beings existing in only a short span of time and space from the big overflow of california
>we dont know their ultimate plans yet
>we hope the battery is well constructed
>called a friend earlier
>friends name. Spare.

give me a hit of whatever you smoke immediately

I got arrested for battery once

gotcha senpai

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damn that some dank stuff indeed

Then why do people who sell it hide under pseudonyms on dark web and ask for bitcoin when they sell it and why don't people just go to ebay and buy it there with their paypal?

fucking noticed the monix aging effects(dark circles under eyes etc, have to stop. FUCK Just when beard was finally coming along

probably because i went too greedy on the dose. Someone else experienced this?

yep, with the dosing my doc recommended (cannot remember rn but pretty low) all was fine but when i started getting frisky with it the sides hit me like a freight train. stuff does work but still takes fucking ages if you keep to conservative doses as ylu probably should.

I looks like i have some water retention under my eyes and some darkness. Is it reversible? I just quit it, shit scares me

my left eyelid feels heavier than normal, feels like it's holding water. Isn't bloating a side effect of this stuff

had it too, mine went away after a while when i stopped, never had it too severe though so ymmv. lurk hair loss forums for advice maybe, some of the guys there yolo this shit at hardcore doses so they must have some remedies, cannot believe all of them (some may indeed kek) will accept looking like a dead junkie for some hair and beard gains.

In some lightning i see it better than other lightning. How long until it went away? I only see it at my left eyelid

Yeah i know right, i will just quit it. I look like i am very tired and slept really shitty

Just wondering Kahuna, how big is your dick?

How do I get a gf?

>tfw 28 year old virgin

stop being ugly & be more confident

FUCK HAVING A GF, not having a beard is fucking way worse, I will never be a man

on a related note; how many times do you bnc'ers donate blood?

>got soy protein isolate from myprotein
>HALF the price of whey isolate

Tastes amazing why the fuck even have whey?

And dont. >muh estrogen. Me you stupid shits.

Lads where talking about dr pepper cherry and instant coffee the other day, where you adding a bit of water to dissolve the coffee first or just dropping the instant coffee in cold?

I told my manager i want security because the biggest boss threaten to fire everyone with a temporary contract. Now the biggest boss wants to talk to me.

btw he american and fat. What is the best way to please such man?

burger

Stop wasting your money on fucking shakes, get real food.

Food and steroids is what works.

I hate these fucking political games these managers are playing. Every time i wanna talk with my manager he's stating he's playing games, just wait and see, just wait and see.

The only care about themselves

>soy
>not food

Sorry for the noob question please take my offering of thicc

My AI comes in tablets that are 25mg. I do not need to take that much though. Once I break the seal on the tab is it ok to use again or does it deteriorate? Im going to divide it into pieces but I do not know if that shit will go bad while its out

Stay skinny then faggot

I am of the few who's not scared to tell you guiyz the truth. I have been send to tell you the truth.

No you're fine.

Whey ahead of you senpai

Significantly longer than my iPhone 5c

Survey:

Do you prefer arimidex or aromasin?

I know everyone's body is different and I've heard some people respond to one better than the other. I just want to feel out the thread on what everyone uses.

Asin, works well for me at 12.5mg ED, didnt work very well 12.5mg ED (at same time as injection schedule).

cause people are fucking morons.
farmer buying 10kg for pesticide - he probably knows what he is doing
14year old stupid 50kg bitch buying fatloss pills - better use 10x the dosage and kill myself.
and the seller probably gets charged with first degree murder cause media an people are stupid.
iirc selling it as diet supplement is illegal, for the original purpose not

some men have hair some men have beards and we both hate men who got both.
embrace the one you have been given.

every 6 month if possible, but only on test cruse if i blast i drain myself cause dont want to fuck up someone with my blood
12.5ED works but 12.5ED doesnt? XD

That's a lot of asin.

I know right, but i had this dream that was having a beard which looked fucking cool on me and now i will never be cool

forever a dull dyel I F#$NFINUNFUU@$N#IPFNU@J

I meant 12.5E3D wasnt effective

Imestrogen sensitive (or aromatise a lot), on the upside andro sides dont seem to bother me, I dont get hair loss etc, tolerate tren well (except for extreme horniness).

What average blood levels of test does 200mg, 250mg, 500mg etc give people, just looking for some data here, even a range is fine

My caber package hasn't updated since Wednesday when they said it was dispatched to the US. Reeee hurry up I want my /norefractoryperiod/

I hope you aren't actually considering taking caber just for that reason

Currently on trt from doctor using test gel inject memes aside i am thinking about boosting it a bit with a oral should work right?

Anyone used MGF or IGF-1 DES, considering trading my natty card and trying some. But wanna know it it's worth it without taking any test

>motherfucking test gel

kys

Nah I'm running a good bit of tren too but it's a welcome side effect.

>tfw /norefractoryperiod/ naturally

it's a blessing and a curse tbqh

>vendor forgot to ship my buddies nolva that I ordered for him
>reships it for me and adds in some freebie cialis/viagra for the trouble
>i keep the cialis/viagra and give him his nolva

I love being a completely unnecessary middle man, was gonna buy some of this shit anyway so I can completely shaft qtczgf for hours on end but ayyyy the universe is looking out for me and gives me free shit

anyone have some experience with BetaTest?

>beta
>test

Would trust it more if it was called alpha at least

Iirc you could give her some Viagra also, it'll improve bloodflow to her clit.

yeah it's great bro

what kind of results/effects to expect?

I never noticed this occurring when taking caber.

You'll have less money after buying it

don't listen to you can expect somewhere between 50 to 70% of the results you would get from injecting 500mg of testosterone every week

>abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=124569

intredasting stuff user, will have to try it and see if she likes it

she loves choking so hopefully that nearly passing out feeling + viagra feels godly to her

>tfw seeing that nearly-passed-out ahegao face

It's hard for me to tell since like I said, /norefractoryperiod/ is just natural for me, but it seems like caber did reduce it even further. Prami however did not.

female bodybuilding is depressing

Female bbing is gross IMO but bikini chicks are pretty hnnnghg.

Gonna go full on cervix destroyer mode eh?

depends on how far they take it, I think that pic looks pretty good but any bigger than that it starts to get pretty unattractive imo

>gonna go full on cervix destroyer mode eh?

That's the plan. We're going to do some hiking/camping the day or two after and my goal is to make sure she can't walk so I can get some sikk calf gains carrying her on my back while hiking

retard that blend of betatest is better than 800mg of tren and trest combined


stay alpha then you natty cuck

live wizard squatting
youtube.com/watch?v=mUArKY-0GAc

You're a homebrewer right? How much did you invest in the materials excluding the raws? Any good guides and advice?
I've only done advanced high school chemistry but I assume this should be fine.

>I've only done advanced high school chemistry but I assume this should be fine.

If you can read and do basic calculations you're fine it's literally retard level stuff unless you're building a cleanroom in your house.