Sexual Health General

You are lucky. I've been married for thirteen years and have sex on average twice year for the last ten.

I jerk off one to three times a day, four to five days a week.

why do you have so little sex? do you have kids? do you regret marriage?

I'm 27 and honestly feel like I could masturbate at least 3 times a day assuming I had nothing else to do.
Almost always wake up with an erection.

>15
>probably twice a day. 3-4 if im really bored.

22
Since college has started again:
M: 3-4 times a week
S: hopefully soon :^)

29
Fap 1-2 times a week
Sex 3-4 times a week

Haven't had morning wood in a few years, T was at 500 a year ago

Have you ever eaten the same meal for a year? That's why.

24
Average of once a day for a fap
Have never had sex, starting to think I never will unless I hire an escort/go to the local whorehouse. (Legal here)

> 23 and still a virgin (had a blowjob from a hooker but doesnt count in my mind)
> smoke weed and get high.
> and use this one every time with lube or coconut oil when im low on lube.

How often do you talk to women

and also i wank every day.

>I'm even on finasteride
Why would you ever do that?

>>have sex 1-2 a day
How?

31
M:daily
S:never

Passed 1/2/3/4 long ago. It's all about the face, lifting is a ruse.

Why is she holding a bullet casing?

What wizard powers did you get

Not op, but I'm assume for its standard application to treat hairloss... unless op has prostate cancer.

Monitoring my NW 2 hairline for any change, and will definitely hop on fin train if I see any further movement.

Outside of my work or where they're at work and I'm buying something?

Basically never. I'm a recovering fatasfatass and have 0 self confidence.

tha fuck is wrong with you?

Why even marry if this is the result? You could just keep fucking new pussy until you are dead.

>age
22
>m
0-2/day
>s
3-14/week weighted more heavily towards weekends largely dependent upon my energy levels.

>pic related
Jesus dude, time to have a conversation with your spouse.

So you never approach any girls unless you're buying something and the cashier happens to be a clerk?

I'm a recovered fatasfatass myself

>clerk
girl

>25
>used to fap once a day but I have enlarged veins in my ballsack so I have to cut back

23
Fap about 5x per week, would fap every day but I like saving up my loads to jizz on gfs face
Sex about 1x per week because gf lives far away and is a prude

>age
34
>m
9 times a week on average
>s
Depends if I get a girl. If I bring a girl home for the night I usually fuck her 3 times. Once when we get home and are horny, once before we sleep and once in the morning before she leaves.

If I had a gf/wife I'd probably like it once a day to replace masturbation.

Exactly. I think the last time I actually tried approaching a woman was about 3 years ago.

It's basically at the point where the idea that a woman might find me attractive just doesn't exist in my mind. When a woman does actually show interest in me, at the time I either assume I'm misinterpreting the situation, or assume I'm being mocked.

I probably should talk to a psychologist or something.

>implying masturbating and having sex are even remotely close to being the same thing aside from you ejaculating.

...

the fuck

>20
>masturbate on average 3 times a day
>sex few times a year.

Elaborate.

breh unless you actually post a real photo of dat ass in bed nobody cares. Texting/apps is so beta in 2017 it doesnt mean squat anymore

get them repaired, you might lose fertility. the surgery is not a big deal

(not that it matters because you'll never get laid, but still)

I haven't had sex or masturbated in nearly 3 years. For some reason I just completely lost the urge to do anything sexual ever since I hit 5 plate squat.

You left humanity behind

I hurt something in my perineum about a year ago while masturbating in bed. My nuts ached for months on end.

Went to the doctor twice, who diagnosed it as an infection the first time around and then enlarged veins after the pain didn't fully subside after taking a stint of antibiotics. Said that I have veins in my scrotum that fill with blood if I strain too hard at the gym, and that any genital issue usually takes a while to fully heal.

I can still get boners and stuff, and I feel a lot better than I did six months ago even though I haven't gotten randomly horny in forever.

If I'm home alone then 6 or 7 times a day. Otherwise I'll sneak in 2 or 3.
Sex is once or twice a day obviously if I'm not alone in addition to masturbation.

I wish I could stop.

21
fap 2-3 times/week
sex 5-6 times/week

>27
>I have sex with gf 4-5 times a week

SAD

yup its for hairloss

take pics so you know for sure if theres recession

>18
>don't masturbate because it makes you a weak bitch
>only have sex once a month because i don't have my own car yet

19, I don't masturbate.

Is it weird that I find big breasts in hoodies and jackets more attractive than them out in the open. When they're out in the open, they just look like fat sacs of flesh. But when they're covered, it leaves more to the imagination.

22 M, I don't masturbate two or three times a week, most of the time when I want a woman I order one from Eros or an AAMP.

25
fuck gf a few times over the weekend, and sometimes once during the week.
fap occasionally, like once or twice a week.
I try not to do it too often though, so I can save my loads for sex

I don't do either. 25 voluntary celibate here. The mental and spiritual gains are real, bros.

I jerk off like 30 times a week.

I broke up with GF. Swamped with school and I'm on test-c so I'm horny as a motherfucker. (TRT medical necessity)

I go out and talk to girls at bars like twice a week and I still get nothing. They're all over me and hit on me and shit but I think I'm just too intimidating. I'm very attractive and fit and I get approached by women a few times a month. I never got attention from girls in highschool so I think I just don't know how to talk to them. I know how to flirt with them and that's about it.

I think I have autism or I'm just too good looking for my own good. I look like tom hardy but more serial killer

Male, 31
Jerk off almost every day.
Sex, two to three times a week.
Sometimes i take a cialis so i can last longer, not ED related.

But I'd rather eat the same meal for a year than starve to death!

87

87

The fuck? Did your balls burst? The day I hit 5 pl8 squat I was so amped I went home and immediately fucked my wife silly, some of the best sex we ever had. Make sure you're okay user, like that something didn't pinch or pop or something.

You're not smart for figuring that out. Apply your intelligence somewhere it'll actually benefit you.

Both wrong, it's L8

>that pic
>muh dick

>27
>fap 5-7 times/day
>soon to be wizard

...

>28
>twice a day

Once to pics of hot chicks, once to weird homoerotic fantasies

>19
>0-2 times a day
>virgin

So what do you imagine is behind the hoodie that isn't fat sacks of flesh?

i'm 26 and i'm exactly the same

What is 1/2/3/4?

>25
>masturbate: almost every day
>have sex: once a weak (we're both really stressed out at the moment)

22
Faps 3-4 times a week
Doesn't have sex at the moment

I usually only fap when i feel that sudden goosepump sensation where you get rock hard in a couple seconds.
That usually happens if i keep a couple days between faps.
Also faps demotivates me and make me lazier. I never fap beforee a workout for example.

>tfw never that hard when she's on top
>tfw come quick

Really need to start that cardio baka

>22
>Once every few days

I can sometimes go a week; I'm kind of proud of that. I'm of that generation that grew up watching hardcore porn and I have no doubt it warped my subconscious in tandem with my fucked up home life. Limiting my masturbation has honestly given me a greater sense of control with added energy. Everything in my life seems to move more streamline and I'm hyper-vigilant. Also, my sex count is around fifty partners, but it becomes a meaningless number after a while and you realize you either need intimacy or money to afford entertainment and it only gets harder as you get older.

>26
>5 times a week, sex 2 times a week average

Oh god. That was one of my cringiest moments in high school. A girl came up to me, sat down next to me really close, ran her hand up my leg and said "hey baby". Assuming she was mocking me, I said "can you get your hands off me now" in a deadpan serious voice.

It was only years later that I realised she was legitimately throwing herself at me. Fuck.

This made me laugh a lot and I'm not sure why but you did a good job and I'm proud of you.

Masturbate maybe 1-2x a week, sex maybe once a week.

Got my test checked when I was 27, eight years ago, found out it was just on the borderline of requiring treatment, hormone replacement. Going to go get it rechecked in a few weeks, hopefully its dropped low enough that the docs can now give me TRT.

35 years is a long time to wait for ones adolescence.

>24

>On average I'll fuck the gf around about 15 times a month and masturbate maybe around 10 times

i always fail at these 'obvious' riddles fml

18
170
5"11
Getting pussy is easy all you need to do is not be an Autist.
I don't want to fuck random girls anymore actually got through that phase when I was 16.
Also Practice your talking skills and get a nice body
>pic related
It's me

Wow you're looking really good bro, can you take a pic from behind for me?

No h-homo right?

>24
>nofap day 27
>nogf day 8925

What symptoms did you have of low T? I've been wondering if my T is low too, but i'm not sure how i'm supposed to feel eiter way. I just know i got a baby face and low libido.

>t. virgin
a girlfriend, son.

21
Fap once or twice a day
Sex a couple times a week

If we don't have hw we can beat her roommate home so I don't Fap those mornings or the night before

Definitely no homo, just wan to see your legs and butt

26
Average is once a day but I've been fucking around with it a bit. I realized I don't really have much sex drive when I'm jerking off every day so I decided to try doing basically nofap... it had the desired effect but I'm not sure why I wanted that. I'll probably go back to 1x a day.

This is exactly me, also 22.

You have to generate a hypothesis on how they work and check.

Is this related to sum of digits? I: 7, II: 6, III: 14, V: 16, VI: ?, VII: 17
well that's all over the place

Difference between consecutive numbers?
10 -> 62 -> 20 -> ??? -> ???

That seems probable, if it works in pairs.

If the number under the car would be 128 the pairs would have a difference of 10 -> 20 -> 30.

I'd check a couple of more hypothesis and put in the most probable.

23
3-5 a week
0 in the last two years.
(I'm avoiding sex like the plague)

Don't do it user, u can fap but no cummin and no porn. It's what i do and shits dope

>25
>1-2 mastrubation daily, but I'm thinking of stopping for a test boost
>average about 2-3 sexual partners a year, sometimes it's a dry streak, sometimes it lasts for a while with daily sex

Where do yous have sex?
I don't have my own place and I live in a small apartment with my family, where am I supposed bring a chick to fuck?

Outdoor is always fun, some girls don't enjoy it that much though lol

>18
>usually fap 1-2 times a day
>lately ive lost control of how long i can last when fapping, which has never happened before
>fear i have premature ejaculation

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